PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Smelly Nelson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy Kicks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nelson comes into the arena with Animal Crackers In My Soup by Sherly Temple blaring out of the sound system. Smelly Nelson has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Nelson
vs
Kicks

225 cm
23
168 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

170 cm
22
156 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very confident

:: Happy Pills ::

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Smelly Nelson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Billy Kicks!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Steve Erwin and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Left hook, right uppercut from Nelson.
Kicks throws a head kick but Nelson moves out of range.
Nelson closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Kicks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nelson throws a leg kick which misses Kicks's front leg but catches the back leg as Kicks tries to avoid it.
Nelson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Smelly Nelson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kicks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nelson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nelson avoids the head kick by Kicks.
The fighters circling - Kicks throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kicks doesn't manage to clinch there - Nelson circles away.
Kicks lands a jab-cross combination.

It looks like Smelly Nelson has been cut.
Kicks misses with the combination.
Nelson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nelson misses with a jab, cross combination.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kicks.
Nelson throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Nelson cracks Kicks with a right hand to the side of the head.
Nice jab there from Nelson.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nelson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kicks. That did some damage!
Nelson lands a jab to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nelson lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Nelson is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Nelson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nelson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nelson avoids a kick to the body.
Nelson checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Nelson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nelson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kicks misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nelson avoids the head kick by Kicks.
Kicks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Good exchange - Nelson coming out on top.
Nelson scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Nelson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kicks fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Kicks looks gassed!
Nelson throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Nelson with a jab.
Nelson lands with a nice combination. Kicks backs away looking to recover.
Kicks takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

Kicks is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nelson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nelson is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A right-left combo lands from Nelson.
Kicks is still on wobbly legs! Can Nelson finish him?
Nelson fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Kicks to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Kicks looks to clinch but Nelson throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Kicks taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Smelly Nelson!