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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fredo Parish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fredo Parish is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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275 lbs
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263 lbs
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Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adolf Bin Laden!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fredo Parish!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, John Roberts and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parish on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Parish on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Parish misses with a few strikes there.
Bin Laden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parish moves away.
Parish shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bin Laden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Parish moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Parish fails to land with a series of punches.
Parish dodges the punch combination from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bin Laden scores with a sloppy right hand. Parish should have avoided that one.
Parish staying out of range there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bin Laden. Parish does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parish avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bin Laden throws a right and a left that Parish avoids nicely.
No joy there for Parish, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Parish lands a nice shot that snaps Bin Laden's head back.
Bin Laden misses with a combination
so Parish counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parish tries to free his leg and advance position but Bin Laden is retaining full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parish passes Bin Laden's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Bin Laden works his way to full guard. Good work.
Bin Laden is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Bin Laden thows a huge punch but Parish dodges it nicely.
Parish blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bin Laden.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Bin Laden lands a nice short elbow.
Bin Laden passes to full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Parish wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Bin Laden.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parish really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Parish avoids a strike by Bin Laden and manages to complete a very nice reversal in the process, to end up in Bin Laden's guard! Fantastic escape!
Parish tries to free his leg and advance position but Bin Laden is retaining full guard.
Parish won't allow Bin Laden to sweep him here.
Bin Laden wants to stand but Parish is controlling the position.
Parish trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Parish with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Bin Laden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parish manages to avoid it.
Parish needs to keep his hands up - Bin Laden had a free shot at his head there.
Adolf Bin Laden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bin Laden slips a straight right by Parish.
Bin Laden lands a body shot.
Adolf Bin Laden is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bin Laden scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bin Laden throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Parish sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Parish slips a jab from Bin Laden.
Jab, jab by Bin Laden - just one landing.
Bin Laden connects with a looping right hand.
Bin Laden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parish.
Bin Laden misses with a straight left.
Bin Laden keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bin Laden comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Parish looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bin Laden dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Parish shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bin Laden lands with a big left! Parish is wobbled badly! Bin Laden comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Parish to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Adolf Bin Laden!
Adolf Bin Laden retains his heavyweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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