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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fat Bustard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barney Stinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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190 cm
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185 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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180 cm
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190 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fat Bustard! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Barney Stinson! The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Winston Howard and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bustard closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Bustard lands in his opponent's guard. Bustard seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. Stinson is trying to control the position but Bustard postures up. Bustard pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Stinson is keeping the position for now. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Stinson is trying to keep Bustard in close.
Bustard content to stall in guard here. Bustard has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
That's one minute gone in the round. Stinson keeping moving, preventing Bustard from controlling successfully.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up. Bustard looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Stinson is fending him off so far but Bustard persists. Nope, Stinson circles away and we're back to standing. Stinson drives through with a takedown into guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Stinson got a little sloppy there for a moment and Bustard has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Stinson has managed to get both his arms back between Bustard's legs - danger averted. Stinson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Stinson stays in close to Bustard's body and controls the position. Stinson trying to control the position from guard on top but Bustard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Bustard not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bustard keeping moving, preventing Stinson from controlling successfully. Stinson thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up. A swing and a miss from Bustard. Stinson misses with a head kick.
Fat Bustard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Stinson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bustard stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bustard wants it to stay on the feet. Bustard misses the shot to the body. Good shot there by Bustard. Bustard closes the distance and clinches up with Stinson, looking for a takedown. Bustard pushes Stinson against the cage but Stinson circles to the side and manages to break the clinch. Stinson is looking to clinch but Bustard is avoiding it.
Bustard misses with a body shot.
Stinson moves in looking to clinch but Bustard pushes him off.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. Bustard fails with the takedown. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fat Bustard. That's going to take a lot out of him. Bustard is breathing heavily. Bustard shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Bustard prevents Stinson from improving his position. Stinson trying to control from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Bustard is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Stinson is just riding it out for now. Bustard eventually gives up the hold. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fat Bustard dominated that round. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Bustard throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Stinson's waist but Stinson gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bustard off to one side. Bustard on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Bustard throws a head kick that misses and Stinson counters with a solid body kick. Stinson fails in his attempt to clinch. Bustard takes a kick to the side of the head. Stinson shoots in but Bustard avoids the takedown attempt easily. Bustard fails in his attempt to clinch. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round. Stinson closes the distance looking to clinch and Bustard counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Bustard. Stinson bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Bustard's guard. Stinson controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. Bustard looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Bustard looking to control.
Stinson preventing the sweep.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Stinson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. Stinson trying to control but Bustard is working from the bottom.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground. Stinson tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bustard sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Stinson somewhat. Stinson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round. The fight stays on the outside here - Bustard looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Bustard is looking to clinch but Stinson is avoiding it.
Fat Bustard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Bustard throws a sloppy head kick and Stinson moves out of range easily. Stinson shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bustard defends it nicely. Fat Bustard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barney Stinson. Bustard throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Stinson counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Bustard's guard now. Bustard not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bustard lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Stinson! Stinson tries to hold on but Bustard pushes him away.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Bustard throws some wild stikes that Stinson manages to avoid easily.
Stinson keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Bustard connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Bustard scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Stinson is squirming around, avoiding Bustard's attempts to control the action. Stinson avoids a series of strikes thrown by Bustard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Barney Stinson will probably get the nod - 10:9. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Bustard closes this distance looking for a takedown but Stinson circles away. Bustard shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away. Bustard goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Stinson turns into him and now he's in Bustard's guard.
Bustard keeping moving, preventing Stinson from controlling successfully. Stinson wants to stand but Bustard has a closed guard, so he can't escape. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Bustard keeping moving, preventing Stinson from controlling successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round. Stinson thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. Stinson avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Bustard is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Stinson trying to control the position from guard on top but Bustard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up. Bustard shoots in and drives through. Stinson sprawls well.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight. Stinson throws a leg kick which misses Bustard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bustard tries to avoid it. Bustard fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fat Bustard. That's going to take a lot out of him. No luck for Stinson with that takedown attempt. Stinson jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Stinson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. Stinson throws a head kick that half lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Stinson wants to clinch. Bustard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A head kick misses from Stinson. Stinson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bustard shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Stinson as he jumps to the side. Stinson tries to grapple but his opponent circles and Bustard counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. Stinson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Stinson tries to pull guard but Bustard holds him up against the cage and eventually Stinson drops back down to his feet.
Bustard keeps control of Stinson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Bustard fails to pull guard.
Stinson breaks from the clinch.
Stinson misses with a head kick.
Stinson goes for a high kick. It partially lands. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Bustard shoots in but no luck this time. Stinson takes the fight into the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight! I would just about give that final round to Barney Stinson. I think Stinson has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 28:29 Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:28 Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Barney Stinson!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
31% |
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