PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between RIP Evan Tanner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Santa Schwein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tanner comes to the cage accompanied by Tornado of Souls - Megadeth. Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Santa Schwein enters the cage!

Evan Tanner
vs
Schwein

180 cm
21
195 lbs
7 - 1 - 1

182 cm
25
195 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Behold The Beast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, RIP Evan Tanner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Santa Schwein!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Radbod Blank and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tanner is looking to clinch but Schwein is avoiding it.
Tanner slips under a jab.
Schwein circles away from the clinch attempt.
Schwein throws a shot to the body.
Schwein throws a big shot that misses.
Schwein scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Tanner takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Schwein throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tanner sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Horrible takedown by Tanner or perhaps it was just good defense by Schwein which made him look bad.
Schwein scores with a hook to the body. Tanner takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Schwein digs a good hook to Tanner's body.
Tanner is breathing heavily.
Schwein swings for the body but Tanner moves out of range.
Schwein misses with a series of wild punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tanner takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Schwein lands a right hook to the body.
Nice body punch from Schwein.
Schwein dips to his left and cracks Tanner with an uppercut!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schwein dips to his left and cracks Tanner with an uppercut!
Schwein lands with a nice body punch.
Tanner ducks under a wild hook from Schwein.
Schwein swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Tanner.
Good shot there by Schwein.
Tanner tries to clinch there but Schwein circles away.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Schwein, as that shot connected.
Schwein lands with a good body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwein connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Tanner is rocked!
Schwein lands a jab to the nose.
Oh Tanner is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Schwein uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tanner has time to react.

Schwein cracks Tanner with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Tanner looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Schwein finish him?
A telegraphed right hand from Schwein misses the target.
Schwein ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tanner seems to have got his legs back now.
Santa Schwein is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tanner on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Schwein missing with a left hand there. Tanner was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tanner takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Schwein connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Schwein scores with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Schwein sends Tanner crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Schwein is motioning to the referee to let Tanner up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Tanner is rocked!
Schwein throws out a loose jab but Tanner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oh Tanner is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Schwein lands a big uppercut and Tanner crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Tanner looks OK. Schwein waves Tanner back to his feet!
Schwein lands a nice looking body shot.
Schwein throws an overhand right from the outside, which connects and sends Tanner stumbling backwards into the cage! Tanner bounces back off the cage towards Schwein, who cracks him with a two punch combination that drops him to his knees! Schwein lands two more shots before the referee has chance to intervene - what a finish! Schwein celebrates with his corner as the crowd cheer loudly.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Santa Schwein!