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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Levi Weber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Weber has chosen 99 Problems by Jay Z as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Levi Weber was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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222 lbs
8 - 5 - 0 |
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197 cm
23
217 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Levi Weber!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Glass and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Weber fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Weber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Weber keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Weber looks to land a right hand but Zoidberg moved out of range.
Zoidberg takes the fight into the clinch.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Weber takes a knee right on the jaw!
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
It looks like Levi Weber has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Weber looks gassed!
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Weber in his tracks for a moment.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Weber shrugs off.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Weber's defenses.
That has opened up Levi Weber's cut even more.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Weber's face.
Weber has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
Weber takes a knee to the side of the body.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The cut above Levi Weber's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Weber is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Weber's defenses.
Weber is still on wobbly legs! Can Zoidberg finish him?
Levi Weber's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Zoidberg leaning his opponent against the cage.
Weber seems to have recovered his senses.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Levi Weber's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Zoidberg!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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