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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jeeves Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smith comes to the cage accompanied by God Save the Queen by The Sex Pistols. The crowd seem to be enjoying Cartman's choice of entrance music: Unclefucker. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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177 lbs
16 - 5 - 2 |
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179 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 5 - 2, fighting out of Tokyo, Jeeves Smith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Vladimir Khabensky and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cartman pushes Smith away with a front kick.
Smith goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Smith tries to score with a low kick but Cartman moves his leg out of the way.
Cartman slips a jab and a cross from Smith.
Cartman shoots in and drives through. Smith sprawls well.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Smith loads up on a big right hand but Cartman slips the punch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cartman, as that shot connected.
Cartman misses with a wild combination.
Smith throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt.
Smith throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Smith scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Smith throws a leg kick but Cartman moved away.
Smith swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cartman scores with a hook to the body. Smith takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Cartman or perhaps it was just good defense by Smith which made him look bad.
Jeeves Smith has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Smith to the mat! Smith manages to get full guard.
Cartman not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Smith trying to control the position.
Smith looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Cartman controls from within his opponent's guard.
Let's hope that Cartman has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Cartman is aware though and is defending well.
Smith is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Smith is trying to keep Cartman in close.
Cartman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cartman not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Cartman pushing down on Smith's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith wants to get back to full guard.
Cartman tries to pass the half guard into mount. Smith knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Cartman trying to control the pace.
Smith is looking to improve his position.
Smith looking for subs from the bottom but Cartman mounts him!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Cartman prevents Smith from getting the reversal.
Cartman controlling the pace for now.
Smith is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Smith is working hard here to advance position.
Cartman controlling the pace for now.
Cartman looking to control but Smith is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Cartman takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Cartman landing shots from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Eric Cartman will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Smith throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Smith fails in his attempt to clinch.
Smith misses with a low kick as Cartman jumps back.
Smith throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Smith misses with an uppercut.
Some bone on bone action there as Smith checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Smith fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cartman cracks Smith with an open hand slap.
Smith looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cartman blocks a jab.
Cartman instigates a clinch.
Cartman scores with a nice hook to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Cartman is leaning against Smith and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.
Smith misses with a knee to the head.
Cartman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Smiths head.
Cartman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A low kick from Smith misses
and Cartman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Smith is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Smith.
Jeeves Smith is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman scores with a nice head shot.
Cartman rushes Smith and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Cartman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cartman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Smith avoids it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Smith trying to land knees to the body.
Smith misses with a knee to the head.
Cartman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Smith struggles to land a body shot inside as Cartman controls his hands.
Cartman is working for takedown but Smith is calmly controlling the position for now.
Smith tries to land a knee to the head but Cartman blocks with his arms.
Cartman breaks the clinch.
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Smith saw that one coming.
Smith wants to land a leg kick but Cartman is out of range.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Cartman content just to control the position here.
Smith regains half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Smith trying to control from the bottom.
Cartman keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Smith looking for submissions off his back.
Cartman trying to pass the guard but Smith defending well.
Cartman stalling.
Cartman looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Cartman lands with an uppercut that bounces Smith off the cage and back into rage.
Cartman throws a big shot that misses.
Smith is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jeeves Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Smith misses its intended target.
Smith rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Smith swinging wildly here.
Cartman connects with a right hand. Smith shakes it off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Nice shot by Cartman.
Smith rushes Cartman and presses him up against the cage.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
Cartman avoiding damage as Smith throws knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cartman.
Smith swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Smith working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
Smith with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Smith tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cartman misses with a knee to the head.
Smith blocking some punches.
Smith lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cartman or not.
Cartman lands a nice uppercut.
Cartman pushes Smith back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Smith using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cartman has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Smith tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Smith throws a knee to the head but misses.
Smith misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Cartman.
Smith tries a knee to the head but Cartman blocks it.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman tries a knee to the head but Smith blocks it.
Smith misses with a knee to the head.
Cartman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cartman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jeeves Smith is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cartman, as that shot connected.
Cartman scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Smith gets cracked there but stands up to it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Smith moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Smith keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Smith slips a straight right by Cartman.
Smith throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Smith sprawls well. Smith wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Cartman gets slowly back to his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Smith does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cartman might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Cartman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Smith throws a leg kick
and Cartman counters with a stiff right hand.
Smith misses with an uppercut. Cartman saw that one coming.
Cartman misses the body punch
and Smith counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from Cartman finds it's way through Smith's defenses.
Cartman looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Cartman must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Cartman controlling from the top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith trying to control the position.
Smith working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cartman doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cartman manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Smith working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cartman doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cartman manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Smith is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Smith being controlled here, momentarily.
Jeeves Smith has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Smith working a defensive guard here.
Smith looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith has his foot on Cartman's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Cartman works his way back into a safe position though.
Cartman controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Cartman wants to control from the top but Smith keeps moving.
Cartman sitting in guard here, content to control.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Eric Cartman.
Smith ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Smith takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Smith takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cartman lands the left hand.
Cartman takes one to the chin there.
Smith fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Cartman.
Cartman lands with an overhand left.
Cartman connects with a solid leg kick.
Eric Cartman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cartman lands a nice looking body shot.
Smith walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cartman checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Smith.
Smith tries to work over Cartman's front leg with a kick but Cartman checks it.
Cartman scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Cartman controlling the action here.
Cartman's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Smith gets back to full guard.
Smith working for a triangle but Cartman defends it easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Cartman has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 27:30
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 27:30
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!
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hype
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