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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between wrasslle mi pussy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, wrasslle mi pussy !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brock lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for lesnar with that takedown attempt.
lesnar scores a takedown into full mount!
lesnar content just to control the position here.
lesnar with the ground and pound from mount.
lesnar can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as pussy is looking to escape.
pussy on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if pussy tries to get out of the position.
pussy throwing hammer fists to the chest of lesnar. What's that going to do exactly?
pussy tries to reverse the position but lesnar maintains control.
pussy is working hard here to advance position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
lesnar can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as pussy is looking to escape.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, lesnar cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
pussy throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
pussy swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
pussy throws a strike from the bottom but lesnar uses the opportunity to take his back.
lesnar should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
lesnar trying to control momentarily.
lesnar slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
pussy is really stuck here.
lesnar lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by lesnar.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
I really don't envy pussy right now.
lesnar punishes pussy with strikes from the back mount.
A bit of a pause in the action here. lesnar controlling the positon.
pussy rolls, trying to escape but lesnar keeps control of the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
pussy takes a big shot to the side of the head.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
pussy wants to escape the position.
lesnar lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can pussy hold on?!
lesnar wants to control but pussy is keeping busy.
lesnar controlling well, preventing pussy from escaping the position.
lesnar controlling the position well here. pussy rolled but lesnar kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
pussy is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
lesnar lands a shot to the head.
lesnar scores with punches and elbows.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
lesnar tries to keep control of the position but pussy is staying busy.
pussy breaks lesnar's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
lesnar wants to stand but pussy is controlling the position.
pussy knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for lesnar on the ground.
pussy postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
pussy landing some decent shots from guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now lesnar is on top in guard.
lesnar looks gassed!
lesnar decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
pussy shoots and misses
and lesnar counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by lesnar.
pussy looking for a sweep. Not yet pussy , not yet.
lesnar wants to control from the top but pussy keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
pussy looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but lesnar puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
pussy is looking to improve his position.
pussy punching from the bottom.
pussy is trying to get back to full guard.
lesnar has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
lesnar wants to stand but pussy has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
lesnar misses with a takedown
and pussy counters with a nice double leg into side control. lesnar won't be happy with that.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
pussy working the ground and pound.
pussy lands some shots froms side control.
pussy works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
pussy connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused lesnar some visible discomfort.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Brock lesnar will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
pussy misses with a takedown
and lesnar counters by clinching up.
lesnar tries to pull guard but pussy won't allow it.
pussy is pressed up against the cage. lesnar has hold of a leg and is looking to drag pussy down to the mat. pussy avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
lesnar wants to clinch up but pussy keeps it at a distance.
lesnar misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
pussy scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. pussy lands a nice short elbow.
pussy scoring with strikes to the body and head.
pussy lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
pussy scoring with strikes to the body and head.
lesnar is breathing heavily.
pussy working lesnar over with strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
lesnar actively working from the bottom here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
pussy working over lesnar with some ground and pound. lesnar looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
pussy drops an elbow to the side of lesnar's head.
lesnar flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
pussy stops lesnar from getting back to his feet.
lesnar won't allow pussy to pass to mount.
pussy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
lesnar trying to control from the bottom.
lesnar is trying to defend against the ground and pound but pussy scores with a couple of nice shots.
lesnar has hold of pussy 's hands but pussy slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
pussy working lesnar over with strikes.
pussy winds up and cracks lesnar with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
lesnar is trying to stand up here but pussy is controlling him well.
lesnar looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
pussy scoring with strikes to the body and head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
pussy lands strikes from half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
pussy scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
lesnar wants to control but pussy is keeping busy.
pussy not landing any meaningful shots this time.
pussy scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
pussy trying to pass the guard but lesnar defending well.
lesnar taking some punishment here, with pussy in his half guard.
pussy landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
lesnar is trying to control but can't.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. pussy connects with a nice short shot to lesnar's temple.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
pussy lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
pussy seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
pussy lands strikes from half guard.
pussy lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
lesnar taking some punishment here, with pussy in his half guard.
lesnar is trying to control but can't.
wrasslle mi pussy overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
lesnar tries to get to full guard but pussy has control of the leg.
pussy is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
pussy is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
pussy scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. pussy connects with a nice short shot to lesnar's temple.
Ground and pound from pussy .
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - lesnar has eaten all the pies!
pussy working lesnar over with strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
pussy is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
pussy working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
pussy scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
lesnar has hold of pussy 's hands but pussy slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
lesnar has hold of pussy 's hands but pussy slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
pussy lands strikes from half guard.
pussy working the head and body with strikes.
lesnar is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but pussy pulls his head out easily.
lesnar wants to improve his position but pussy is controlling well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
pussy looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks lesnar with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
pussy working the head and body with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
wrasslle mi pussy dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from pussy .
pussy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from lesnar.
pussy misses with a takedown
and lesnar counters by clinching up.
lesnar pulls guard successfully.
lesnar working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from pussy .
pussy missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
lesnar has momentary wrist control but pussy slips an elbow through the middle.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
pussy working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of lesnar's head.
pussy postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
pussy works over lesnar with some ground and pound from guard.
pussy scoring with some ground and pound.
pussy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
pussy has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
That's one minute gone in the round.
lesnar trying to control the position.
pussy avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
lesnar avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
lesnar is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
lesnar has momentary wrist control but pussy slips an elbow through the middle.
lesnar is looking for a triangle but pussy pushes his legs off easily.
pussy landing with the ground and pound.
pussy working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of lesnar's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
pussy lands a couple of elbows.
pussy works over lesnar with some ground and pound from guard.
pussy landing some decent shots from guard.
lesnar has momentary wrist control but pussy slips an elbow through the middle.
pussy is working lesnar over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
pussy trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
lesnar is trying to control the position but pussy postures up.
pussy throws a strike but lesnar rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
lesnar trying to control the position from guard on top but pussy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
lesnar has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of pussy is proving hard to escape from.
pussy wants to sweep here but lesnar controlling him for the moment.
pussy trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
pussy trying to strike off his back.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
lesnar closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
pussy tries to buck lesnar off but lesnar is having none of it.
pussy managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by lesnar.
pussy is looking to regain half guard here but lesnar keeps moving and retains side control.
pussy misses with an elbow from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
lesnar is looking to take a break and control but pussy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
pussy wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land.
pussy striking from the bottom but nothing landed.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
pussy closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. lesnar did well to prevent pussy getting side control.
pussy missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
pussy thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed lesnar's head.
pussy throws a strike but lesnar avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
pussy throws a big right hand that misses.
pussy throws and elbow that misses. lesnar uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in pussy 's guard. Nice move by lesnar!
lesnar postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
wrasslle mi pussy showed his dominance in that final round.
I think pussy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:26
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... wrasslle mi pussy !
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