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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boll Dozer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and JARED HART (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dozer comes to the cage accompanied by back on my feet again. Boll Dozer is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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214 cm
25
297 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good in bed |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Boll Dozer! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, JARED HART! The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! HART misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dozer shoots in for a double leg but HART sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy. HART misses with a two punch combination.
HART lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Dozer can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from HART and Dozer drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by HART.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). JARED HART!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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