PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tibor Dvorak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Biggus Dickus jr has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Dickus jr
vs
Dvorak

174 cm
20
180 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

150 cm
24
180 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

Good wrestler
Brawler
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Biggus Dickus jr!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tibor Dvorak!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Tarja Halkonen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dickus jr gets caught flat footed, as Dvorak shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

Dickus jr working for a triangle but Dvorak defends it easily.

Dvorak is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Dvorak trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Dickus jr is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Dickus jr bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dvorak's guard.
Dickus jr trying to control but Dvorak is working from the bottom.
Dickus jr trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Dvorak manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Dvorak throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dickus jr works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus jr working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dvorak.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Dvorak's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Dickus jr preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dvorak is in close to Dickus jr's body, working some short punches and elbows.

Dickus jr has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dvorak can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Dickus jr is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dvorak defends well.

Dvorak thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Dvorak throws a big right hand that misses.
Dickus jr will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dvorak is in close to Dickus jr's body, working some short punches and elbows.

Dvorak is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Dvorak looks gassed!

Dickus jr has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Dvorak doesn't defend quickly enough and Dickus jr has managed to lock this one up! Can Dvorak escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Dickus jr on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Biggus Dickus jr!
Biggus Dickus jr retains his welterweight title!