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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Desecrator (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muschka Palcchu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Muschka Palcchu will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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201 lbs
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Joe Desecrator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Muschka Palcchu!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Paulo Santos and Daniel Cesar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Desecrator moves into range and clinches up with Palcchu.
Palcchu wants to get back to striking at distance but Desecrator won't allow it.
Desecrator breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Joe Desecrator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Desecrator lands a head kick. Palcchu smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Desecrator stuffs the takedown.
Desecrator throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Desecrator drives through and clinches with Palcchu against the cage.
Desecrator has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Palcchu uses from the top position.
Desecrator pulls Palcchu in close to his closed guard and prevents Palcchu from doing any damage or advancing position.
Desecrator wriggles free and stands up.
Desecrator just misses with a punch to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Desecrator forces Palcchu back against the cage and clinches.
Desecrator manages to break the clinch.
Palcchu throws a series of strikes that have Desecrator backpedaling.
Desecrator circles away from the clinch attempt.
Palcchu plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Desecrator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Palcchu moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Desecrator thows a body shot but no joy.
Desecrator swings for the body but Palcchu moves out of range.
Palcchu throws a one two combo.
The fight stays on the outside here - Palcchu looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Palcchu should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
The fight stays on the outside here - Palcchu looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Desecrator gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Palcchu counters with a two punch combo.
Desecrator tries to close the distance and clinch up but Palcchu swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Desecrator darts in and clinches Palcchu up against the cage.
Desecrator keeps control of Palcchu as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Desecrator gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Palcchu regains guard.
Palcchu utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Desecrator is in close to Palcchu's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Desecrator content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Palcchu not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Palcchu really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Desecrator. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Desecrator content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Desecrator lands a couple of digs.
Desecrator is breathing heavily.
Desecrator cracks Palcchu with a solid left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Desecrator won't allow Palcchu to get back to his feet.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Palcchu has eaten all the pies!
Desecrator will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Desecrator scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Palcchu is looking to sweep but instead, Desecrator has passed into half guard.
Desecrator throwing shots but Palcchu is blocking nicely.
Palcchu trying to control but Desecrator postures up.
Palcchu is trying to stand back up but Desecrator is controlling him
Palcchu is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Palcchu tries to close the distance and clinch up but Desecrator swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Desecrator closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Palcchu did well to prevent Desecrator getting side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Palcchu trying to control from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palcchu wants to get back to his feet.
Palcchu is looking to control Desecrator's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Palcchu avoid being mounted?
Desecrator is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Palcchu sees it coming and defends easily.
Desecrator not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Desecrator throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Desecrator throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Desecrator looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Palcchu with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Palcchu tries to roll over but Desecrator keeps him under control.
Desecrator not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Nice strikes from Desecrator there.
Desecrator sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Palcchu defending well though.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Desecrator stuffs the takedown.
Palcchu comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Palcchu tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Desecrator paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nice sprawl there from Desecrator as Palcchu shoots in.
Joe Desecrator has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Muschka Palcchu.
Desecrator wants to clinch.
Palcchu throws a head kick but Desecrator moves out of range.
Palcchu is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Desecrator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Palcchu.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Desecrator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Palcchu closes the distance and clinches up with Desecrator, looking for a takedown. Palcchu pushes Desecrator against the cage but Desecrator circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Desecrator swings for the body but Palcchu moves out of range.
Desecrator blocks a head kick by Palcchu.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Desecrator dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Desecrator rushes Palcchu and presses him up against the cage.
Palcchu tries to pull guard but Desecrator won't allow it.
Palcchu tries to circle away but Desecrator has him pinned against the cage.
Desecrator breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Palcchu moves in looking to clinch but Desecrator pushes him off.
Desecrator misses with a hook to the body
and Palcchu decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Desecrator's guard.
Desecrator managing to control the position.
Palcchu would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Desecrator holds on and takes a little breather.
Desecrator avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Desecrator working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Palcchu doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Palcchu manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Desecrator wants to stand but Palcchu is controlling the position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Desecrator trying to control the position.
Palcchu postures up in Desecrator's guard and throws a big left but Desecrator blocks it.
Desecrator avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Palcchu must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Desecrator is trying to control the position but Palcchu postures up.
Palcchu wanted to stand there but Desecrator had control of the position.
Palcchu postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Desecrator is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Desecrator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Palcchu tries a head kick but it misses.
Muschka Palcchu is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Palcchu throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Palcchu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Palcchu closes this distance looking for a takedown but Desecrator circles away.
Desecrator misses the shot to the body.
Desecrator tries to close the distance and clinch up but Palcchu swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Desecrator is looking to wear down Palcchu with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Palcchu tries to score a power double leg takedown but Desecrator sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Palcchu somewhat.
Joe Desecrator has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Muschka Palcchu.
Desecrator takes a swing at Palcchu's ribcage but misses.
Palcchu tries to clinch there but Desecrator circles away.
Desecrator tries to clinch but Palcchu is having none of it.
Some wild striking there from Desecrator.
Desecrator tries to clinch but Palcchu is having none of it.
Palcchu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Desecrator clinches.
Desecrator prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palcchu has had enough of the clinch but Desecrator keeps him there for the moment.
Palcchu has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Palcchu breaks from the clinch.
Palcchu avoids the body shot from Desecrator.
Desecrator misses with a jab to the body
and Palcchu counters with a left and a right that stings Desecrator.
Desecrator moves into the clinch.
Desecrator decides to pull guard.
Desecrator has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Palcchu can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Palcchu accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Desecrator pulls Palcchu in close to his closed guard and prevents Palcchu from doing any damage or advancing position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Palcchu is looking to stand up but Desecrator won't let him.
Palcchu stands over his opponent and dives in with a flying punch! Desecrator throws up his legs and catches Palcchu in a triangle! Oh this looks tight! Palcchu tries to escape but he's forced to tap! Wow, fantastic work there by Desecrator! That came out of nowhere!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Joe Desecrator!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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