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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris O Haire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BIG CHEESEBURGER (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CHEESEBURGER has chosen cheese burger song as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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195 cm
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275 lbs
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175 cm
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300 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Improved boxing
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chris O Haire! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, BIG CHEESEBURGER! The judges for this bout are , and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! O Haire throws a series of punches but CHEESEBURGER avoids them all with ease. A combination from CHEESEBURGER does no damage. O Haire works over CHEESEBURGER's head and body with a nice combination. O Haire throws a series of punches but CHEESEBURGER moves out of range. O Haire avoids the head kick by CHEESEBURGER.
O Haire scores to the head and body with a nice combination! O Haire swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
CHEESEBURGER pulls out of a head kick attempt.
CHEESEBURGER misses with a body shot.
O Haire throws a combination but it was largely blocked by CHEESEBURGER. CHEESEBURGER shoots in for a takedown and gets it. O Haire won't allow CHEESEBURGER to pass to mount. Both fighters really going for it on the ground here! O Haire wants to get back to his feet. CHEESEBURGER is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen. O Haire is refusing to be controlled, as CHEESEBURGER sits in half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round. O Haire looks like he's trying to stand up.
O Haire knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for CHEESEBURGER on the ground.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up. A really sloppy takedown attempt there from CHEESEBURGER. O Haire lands a nice shot that snaps CHEESEBURGER's head back.
A nice combination there by O Haire.
O Haire dodges the punch combination from CHEESEBURGER.
O Haire darts in and out, connecting with a jab. O Haire cracks CHEESEBURGER with an open hand slap. O Haire looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. O Haire stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. O Haire is breathing heavily. CHEESEBURGER tries to clinch but O Haire moves out of range. Chris O Haire is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. O Haire throws a series of strikes that have CHEESEBURGER backpedaling.
O Haire cracks CHEESEBURGER with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Nice sprawl there from O Haire as CHEESEBURGER shoots in.
That's two minutes gone in the round. O Haire bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. CHEESEBURGER takes a shot to the body in his stride.
CHEESEBURGER shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has O Haire pinned against the cage. O Haire gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Chris O Haire has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of BIG CHEESEBURGER. A left and a right from O Haire both land. Nice combination. O Haire fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. CHEESEBURGER goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
It looks like Chris O Haire has been cut. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage! O Haire is looking to take this fight into the clinch. O Haire wants to clinch. O Haire works over CHEESEBURGER's head and body with a nice combination. CHEESEBURGER shoots for a takedown but O Haire saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. CHEESEBURGER shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. CHEESEBURGER showed some decent athleticism there. CHEESEBURGER wants to lay and pray for a moment but O Haire keeps working.
That's three minutes gone in the round. O Haire is trying to stand back up but CHEESEBURGER is controlling him
CHEESEBURGER seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but O Haire does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. O Haire wants to get back to his feet.
CHEESEBURGER tries to pass to full mount but O Haire defends it. O Haire wants to get back to his feet.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground. O Haire lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by O Haire. O Haire lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
O Haire throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
O Haire has managed to clinch.
CHEESEBURGER is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. CHEESEBURGER keeps control of O Haire as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. O Haire has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. CHEESEBURGER is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet. O Haire is looking for a takedown up against the cage. CHEESEBURGER gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round. O Haire stops a takedown attempt from CHEESEBURGER.
O Haire tries to break the clinch but CHEESEBURGER is controlling the position. CHEESEBURGER changes levels and goes for a takedown here. O Haire fights it off and pushes away nicely.
O Haire tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but CHEESEBURGER paws at him with a jab and circles away. CHEESEBURGER shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. CHEESEBURGER showed some decent athleticism there. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. CHEESEBURGER wants to free his trapped foot but O Haire is holding on for dear life with his legs. CHEESEBURGER is tying to control. O Haire wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. CHEESEBURGER tries to pass to full mount but O Haire defends it. CHEESEBURGER is tying to control. O Haire wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. CHEESEBURGER tries to pass the half guard into mount. O Haire knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. CHEESEBURGER trying to control from half guard but O Haire is working away. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Chris O Haire will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Chris O Haire's cut. That's time! Back to the action!
CHEESEBURGER shoots for a takedown but O Haire saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. CHEESEBURGER darts in trying to clinch and O Haire counters with a stiff right hand. O Haire throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
CHEESEBURGER drops his hands momentarily and O Haire takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. O Haire fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
CHEESEBURGER misses with a looping left. CHEESEBURGER closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. CHEESEBURGER is trying for a kimura here. O Haire looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! CHEESEBURGER wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). BIG CHEESEBURGER!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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