PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Leroy Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and ethan parrot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jenkins's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mobbing-Ohm-o-genik. This should be fireworks!

Jenkins
vs
parrot

174 cm
24
165 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
23
160 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent

ADCC Champion
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Leroy Jenkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, ethan parrot!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Jonathan Paton and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenkins lands with a nice combination. parrot backs away looking to recover.
A nice combination there by Jenkins.
Jenkins rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but parrot moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Leroy Jenkins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
parrot slips a jab and a cross from Jenkins.
Jenkins with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jenkins displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from parrot.
Jenkins misses with a wild combination.
No luck for parrot with that takedown attempt.
Jenkins throws a right hand that parrot ducks under and follows up with a left that parrot also avoids with ease.
Jenkins rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but parrot moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jenkins leaves parrot with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Leroy Jenkins has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of ethan parrot.
Good leg kick by Jenkins there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins misses with a wild combination.
Jenkins throws a combination but it was largely blocked by parrot.
Jenkins lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but parrot circles away quickly and effectively.
Jenkins will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jenkins swinging wildly here.
Jenkins misses with a jab, cross combination.
parrot tries to score a power double leg takedown but Jenkins sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten parrot somewhat.
Jenkins swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jenkins throws a series of punches but parrot moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Jenkins lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Jenkins misses with a two punch combination.
Jenkins misses with a few strikes there.
parrot avoids a punch combination nicely.
A left and a right from Jenkins both land. Nice combination.
parrot avoids a punch combination nicely.
No joy there for Jenkins, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
parrot moves forwards but Jenkins connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jenkins fails to land with a series of punches.
Jenkins throws a series of punches but parrot avoids them all with ease.
Jenkins works parrot's body with a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
parrot slips a jab and a cross from Jenkins.
Jenkins rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but parrot moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jenkins misses with the combination.
parrot takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
parrot closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jenkins circles away.
parrot is looking to score with low kicks.
parrot fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
An inside leg kick from Jenkins misses.
Jenkins throws a nice looking combination but parrot bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jenkins misses with a wild combination.
Jenkins's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Jenkins duly obliges.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jenkins moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Jenkins misses with a jab, cross combination.
A punch combination from Jenkins misses.
parrot moves out of range of the body kick from Jenkins.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from parrot is defended easily by Jenkins.
Jenkins will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jenkins misses with the combination.
Jenkins works over parrot's head and body with a nice combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leroy Jenkins dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Jenkins misses with the combination.
Jenkins goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Jenkins throws a right and a left that parrot avoids nicely.
Jenkins misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jenkins throws a right hand that parrot ducks under and follows up with a left that parrot also avoids with ease.
Jenkins looks to land a combination. parrot sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Jenkins digs a good hook to parrot's body.
A combination from Jenkins does no damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
parrot slips a jab and a cross from Jenkins.
Jenkins lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Jenkins throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jenkins throws a combination. parrot tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

Jenkins gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
parrot trying to control the position from guard on top but Jenkins is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jenkins wants to stand and escape but parrot is having none of it.
Jenkins keeping full guard, as parrot tries to pass.

parrot thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Jenkins is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst parrot is controlling him.
parrot stands and throws Jenkins's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
parrot trying to control the position but Jenkins is working away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Jenkins will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jenkins swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jenkins looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jenkins lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but parrot circles away quickly and effectively.
Jenkins tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
parrot checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jenkins misses with a series of wild punches.
parrot shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jenkins but Jenkins pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Jenkins throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

parrot closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.

parrot tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no parrot has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

parrot has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Jenkins is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. parrot yanks on the arm and Jenkins is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by parrot.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). ethan parrot!