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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeb Donkey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Cherry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cherry is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Let me ride that donkey!. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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210 cm
22
271 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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187 cm
20
212 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jeb Donkey! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Don Cherry! The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Russell Pearce and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Donkey feints and as Cherry raises his hands in defense, Donkey changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard. Cherry is striking from the bottom but Donkey uses the opportunity to pass into half guard. Donkey is trying to control the action in half guard but Cherry is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. Cherry actively working from the bottom here. Cherry wants to get back to full guard. The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Donkey lands a nice short elbow. Donkey missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. Donkey stalling. Cherry with the active half guard here but Donkey passes nicely into side control. Donkey working away. Donkey is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Cherry knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. What's Cherry going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle.
That's one minute gone in the round. Donkey looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Cherry is avoiding damage well.
Donkey cracks Cherry with an elbow. That is naaassty. Cherry sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard. Donkey winds up and cracks Cherry with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Cherry is rocked! Well, if Donkey is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Cherry is still in real trouble! Can Donkey finish him? Donkey is working for a kimura but Cherry is defending it quite comfortably.
Donkey content to control rather than advance. Donkey is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Cherry defends it well. Donkey is breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Donkey lands a nice short elbow. Cherry is looking to control Donkey's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Cherry avoid being mounted? Cherry seems to have recovered his senses. Cherry gets back to full guard.
Cherry tries to land a sweep but no joy. Donkey distracts Cherry with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Donkey stopping the sweep attempt from Cherry. Cherry has his foot on Donkey's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Donkey works his way back into a safe position though.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Donkey lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard. Cherry throwing short punches from the bottom. Donkey drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Cherry manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Donkey has Cherry in his guard. Cherry sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Donkey's guard. Donkey wants to control but Cherry is keeping busy and won't allow it. Donkey won't allow Cherry to pass to mount. Cherry works his way into full mount! Cherry trying to control but he's not successful this time. Donkey keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Cherry is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Cherry!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Don Cherry!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
68% |
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