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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Methuselah Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Ellis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Couture comes to the cage accompanied by wait, nvmnd! thats just the tapping of his cane as he walks.. Ellis has chosen Applejuice by Taintstick as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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275 lbs
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270 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Methuselah Couture!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jason Ellis!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ellis is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Ellis bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Good shot there by Couture.
Ellis looks to land a left hand but Couture moved out of range nicely.
Ellis takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Ellis missing with a left hand there. Couture was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ellis swinging wildly here.
Ellis misses with a straight left.
Couture defending well as Ellis loads up on a big left hand.
Ellis lands a really nice looking cross but Couture seems unphased.
Ellis misses with a looping right.
Couture connects with a looping right hand.
Couture has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Couture, as that shot connected.
Jason Ellis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Couture's corner calls for a 1-2. Couture obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ellis swinging wildly here.
Ellis throws a right hand that Couture ducks under and follows up with a left that Couture also avoids with ease.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ellis misses with an uppercut. Couture saw that one coming.
Couture really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Ellis works Couture's body with a nice hook.
Couture avoids the body shot from Ellis.
Ellis swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ellis throws a jab but it's blocked by Couture.
Ellis misses with a hook.
Ellis throws out a loose jab but Couture uses good head movement to avoid it.
Couture comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ellis misses the jab.
Ellis throws the left hand but Couture avoids the punch easily.
Couture scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Ellis misses with a looping left.
Couture misses with an uppercut. Ellis saw that one coming.
Ellis throws a hook but Couture avoids it easily.
Couture uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ellis.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ellis throws a looping overhand right but Couture ducks down to avoid it.
Couture keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ellis.
Ellis lands with a straight right. Couture didn't see that one coming.
Ellis misses with an uppercut.
Ellis throws out a loose jab but Couture uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ellis lands a slapping body shot.
Ellis throws a series of punches but Couture moves out of range.
Ellis looks to land a left hand but Couture moved out of range nicely.
Ellis fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ellis looks to land a combination but Couture avoids it well.
Ellis misses with a hook to the body
and Ellis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ellis misses with a body punch
and Couture counters with a stiff right hand.
Couture is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ellis throws a sloppy body shot
letting Couture counter with a right hand.
Ellis throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ellis misses with a double jab
and Couture counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Methuselah Couture dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Ellis swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Couture counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Couture moves out of range of the strikes.
Ellis looks to throw the jab but Couture is out of range.
Nice body punch from Ellis.
Couture staying out of range there.
Ellis looks to land a left hand but Couture moved out of range nicely.
Ellis walks into a jab.
Ellis thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ellis throws a shot from downtown. Couture moves away and avoids it.
A telegraphed right hand from Ellis misses the target.
Ellis throws out a loose jab but Couture uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Ellis throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ellis thows a left - swing and a miss!
A slow jab from Ellis misses its intended target.
Ellis misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Couture counter with a right hand.
Couture avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Couture takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Couture throws a hook but Ellis avoids it easily.
Couture moves out of range of the strikes.
A head kick misses from Couture.
A shot to the body from Ellis misses
and Couture counters with a nice uppercut.
Couture throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jason Ellis is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ellis throws a combination that misses
and Couture makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Ellis throws a hook to the side of Couture's head but Couture sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jab by Ellis.
Ellis falls off balance throwing a combination
and Couture counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ellis scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ellis misses with a hook to the body
and Ellis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Couture lands with an overhand left.
Nice cross by Couture.
Couture lands a jab to the nose.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Couture jabs Ellis right on the nose. Ellis blinks but takes it well.
Ellis waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Couture.
Couture tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ellis moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Methuselah Couture is winning the standup battle so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jab, jab by Couture - just one landing.
Ellis throws the left hand but Couture avoids the punch easily.
Couture getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Couture misses with a body kick.
Couture lands a head shot.
Ellis on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Ellis throws the left hand but Couture avoids the punch easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Couture takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Couture throws a head kick but Ellis moves out of range.
Ellis throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Couture connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ellis throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Couture counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Methuselah Couture dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Couture slips under a jab from Ellis.
Ellis misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Couture to counter with a crisp jab.
Couture connects with a single shot there.
Couture slips under a jab.
Ellis misses the body punch
and Couture connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ellis throws out a loose jab but Couture uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ellis swings away with a body shot that misses
and Couture counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Ellis on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Ellis walks into a straight right hand from Couture.
A jab from Ellis misses.
Ellis on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Couture lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Ellis swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Couture cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Couture lands a body shot.
Ellis takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ellis misses with a looping right.
Couture is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Ellis misses with a hook. Couture ducked under it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Couture digs a good hook to Ellis's body.
Couture lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Nice shot lands for Couture.
Couture scores with a jab.
Couture scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ellis doesn't seem bothered though.
Ellis closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Couture fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ellis has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Couture connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Danga de danga de dang - Couture scores with a four punch combination!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Couture scores with a sloppy right hand. Ellis should have avoided that one.
Good exchange - Couture coming out on top.
Couture is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ellis can do to turn this around?
Couture scores with the left hand. Ellis knows he should have avoided that one.
Nice defenses there by Couture.
Nice shot lands for Couture.
Ellis on the wrong end of a nice jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ellis takes one to the side of the head.
Couture fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Couture fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ellis doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ellis takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Couture scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Couture swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ellis.
Couture connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nice straight punches there by Couture. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Couture.
Couture lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The crowd cheers as Couture lands an impressive looking overhand right. Ellis doesn't seem phased though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Couture lands a nice hook to Ellis's body. Ellis takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Nice uppercut lands for Couture. That snapped Ellis's head back.
Couture lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Methuselah Couture clearly takes that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Couture connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Ellis's hands.
Ellis throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Couture smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Ellis throws a lazy right hand but Couture sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Couture lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Couture connects with a right hand. Ellis shakes it off.
Couture tests Ellis's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ellis swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Couture takes one to the side of the head.
Couture ducks under a wild hook from Ellis.
Couture ducks under a wild hook from Ellis.
A right-left combo lands from Couture.
Ellis misses with a hook. Couture ducked under it nicely.
Ellis is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Couture throws a head kick but Ellis moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ellis swings away with a body shot that misses
and Couture counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Couture lands a nice looking body shot.
Ellis falls off balance throwing a combination
and Couture counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ellis throws a looping overhand right but Couture ducks down to avoid it.
Ellis throws a lazy right hand but Couture sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Couture lands a head shot.
Couture lands a jab to the head.
Couture takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Ellis throws a jab when Couture was well out of range.
Ellis takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Couture connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Decent striking displayed by Couture there.
Nice cross by Couture.
Ellis walks into a left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Couture wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ellis takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Couture cracks a nice hook into Ellis's ribs.
Couture throws out a powerful jab.
Couture scores with a jab. Ellis acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nice shot by Couture.
Couture cracks Ellis with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Couture cracks Ellis with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Couture connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Couture keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Couture swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ellis.
Ellis is rocked!
Couture scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ellis is still on wobbly legs! Can Couture finish him?
Ellis is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jab, jab by Couture - just one landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Methuselah Couture had his way with Jason Ellis in that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Ellis looks up at the clock. Bad move! Couture lands a right hand from hell, dropping Ellis. Couture pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Methuselah Couture!
Methuselah Couture is the new heavyweight champion!
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