PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kalle Morssari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Colonel Mustard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Morssari's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Motörhead - Orgasmatron. Colonel Mustard has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Kalle Morssari's chin.

Morssari
vs
Mustard

198 cm
18
298 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

213 cm
22
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Good in bed

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kalle Morssari!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Colonel Mustard!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Robert Douchet and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mustard avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

Morssari decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mustard misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Morssari missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

Mustard looking for submissions off his back.
Morssari is keen to just control but Mustard is a slippery customer.
Morssari passes the guard and advances to mount!
Mustard sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Mustard moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

Mustard looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Morssari trying to control the position from guard on top but Mustard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Mustard throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Mustard looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Mustard is looking to sinch up a triangle. Morssari throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Mustard's body to avoid the submission. Mustard has instead reached around Morssari's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Mustard arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Colonel Mustard!