PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tenhojohan Kainohaaveri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eric Cartmen has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Tenhojohan Kainohaaveri's chin.

Kainohaaveri
vs
Cartmen

170 cm
19
225 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

182 cm
25
204 lbs
6 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tenhojohan Kainohaaveri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartmen!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartmen is trying hard to land a takedown here. Kainohaaveri sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Kainohaaveri cracks Cartmen with an open hand slap.
Cartmen shoots in but Kainohaaveri avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kainohaaveri connects with the punch.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Kainohaaveri.
Kainohaaveri lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Cartmen down.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kainohaaveri scores with punches from side control.
Kainohaaveri just content to control the position.

Kainohaaveri working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Cartmen tries to buck Kainohaaveri off but Kainohaaveri is having none of it.
Cartmen taking punishment in the form of punches.
Kainohaaveri is looking to take a break and control but Cartmen is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen is looking for a sweep.
Cartmen really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Kainohaaveri. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Cartmen sneaks back into half guard.
Kainohaaveri trying to mount his opponent but Cartmen defends it.
Kainohaaveri content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Kainohaaveri lands with a punch from half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Cartmen can do anything to dispel that myth.
Kainohaaveri controlling the pace.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Kainohaaveri looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Kainohaaveri moves into full mount! Cartmen won't be happy about that!
Cartmen is wriggling around trying to escape.
Kainohaaveri lands with some strikes.
Cartmen looks gassed!
Kainohaaveri breaks from Cartmen's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Kainohaaveri punishing his opponent with strikes.
Kainohaaveri trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Kainohaaveri looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Kainohaaveri lands a heavy elbow.

Kainohaaveri working for a guillotine from mount but Cartmen is in no mood to give up.
Kainohaaveri has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Kainohaaveri lands a big elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kainohaaveri lands a heavy elbow.
Cartmen tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kainohaaveri content just to control the position here.
Kainohaaveri working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Kainohaaveri cracks Cartmen with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Kainohaaveri with the ground and pound from mount.
Kainohaaveri looking to control and managing it successfully.
Kainohaaveri has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Cartmen's face.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kainohaaveri controlling the pace for now.
Kainohaaveri connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cartmen taking shots to the head.
Cartmen taking shots to the head.
Kainohaaveri looking to control and managing it successfully.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kainohaaveri looking to finish Cartmen with some ground and pound. This is bad for Cartmen!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tenhojohan Kainohaaveri dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Kainohaaveri scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Cartmen looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Kainohaaveri lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Kainohaaveri is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cartmen can do to turn this around?

Cartmen actively working from the bottom here.
Kainohaaveri is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Cartmen on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Cartmen is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Kainohaaveri scores with a couple of nice shots.
Well, if Kainohaaveri is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

Kainohaaveri seems to be working for a kimura but Cartmen defends the submission attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cartmen is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kainohaaveri pulls his head out easily.
Kainohaaveri has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Kainohaaveri controlling from mount.
Kainohaaveri lands with some strikes.
Kainohaaveri is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Cartmen can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Cartmen working to try and regain half guard.
Kainohaaveri landing strikes from the mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kainohaaveri lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Cartmen hang on?
Kainohaaveri pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Kainohaaveri connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Kainohaaveri working Cartmen over with strikes here.

Kainohaaveri working for a guillotine from mount but Cartmen is in no mood to give up.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kainohaaveri is landing with some decent strikes but Cartmen is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Kainohaaveri is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Cartmen can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Kainohaaveri connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Kainohaaveri lands a nice shot to the head.
Kainohaaveri unloading with bombs!
Kainohaaveri takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kainohaaveri cracks Cartmen with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

Kainohaaveri working for a submission but Cartmen is keeping him at bay.
Cartmen really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Kainohaaveri content just to control the position here.
Kainohaaveri lands a heavy elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kainohaaveri landing shots from mount.
Kainohaaveri postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Cartmen looks a forlorn figure.
Kainohaaveri tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Cartmen is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Kainohaaveri punishing his opponent with strikes.
Tenhojohan Kainohaaveri overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kainohaaveri with good strikes from the mount here!
Kainohaaveri scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Cartmen?
Kainohaaveri punishing his opponent with strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kainohaaveri lands a big elbow.
Kainohaaveri landing shots from mount.
Kainohaaveri lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Kainohaaveri scores with a couple of good head shots there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tenhojohan Kainohaaveri dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Kainohaaveri throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartmen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kainohaaveri throws out the jab.
A big right from Kainohaaveri misses.

Cartmen shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Kainohaaveri is trying to defend but Cartmen finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.

Cartmen is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Kainohaaveri slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Kainohaaveri manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Cartmen manages to get himself to full guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cartmen can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Kainohaaveri controls the pace.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cartmen is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Kainohaaveri lands a couple of digs.
Kainohaaveri might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Cartmen is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Kainohaaveri is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Kainohaaveri makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Kainohaaveri passes Cartmen's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Still in half guard, Kainohaaveri seems content to control.

Cartmen actively working from the bottom here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Kainohaaveri working the head and body with strikes.
Kainohaaveri sitting and controlling from the half guard.

Cartmen is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kainohaaveri pulls his head out easily.
Kainohaaveri lands strikes from half guard.
Kainohaaveri seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Kainohaaveri takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Kainohaaveri looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Kainohaaveri is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Tenhojohan Kainohaaveri.

Kainohaaveri darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.

Cartmen looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Cartmen tries to roll over but Kainohaaveri keeps him under control.
Kainohaaveri slips a nice elbow through Cartmen's hands, connecting with Cartmen's forehead.
Kainohaaveri lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Kainohaaveri has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Cartmen is desperately trying to improve his position but Kainohaaveri has a good base and remains in mount.
Kainohaaveri lands with some strikes.
Cartmen really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Kainohaaveri dominating with strikes here.
Kainohaaveri controlling his opponent.
Cartmen really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tenhojohan Kainohaaveri showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kainohaaveri has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:25
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:25
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tenhojohan Kainohaaveri!