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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Happy Gilmore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thunder Lips (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lips has chosen Burning down the House by Talking Heads as his entrance music. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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205 lbs
9 - 3 - 0 |
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193 cm
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219 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Happy Gilmore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Thunder Lips!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gilmore slips a jab from Lips.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Lips checks a leg kick.
Lips swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lips loads up on a big right hand but Gilmore slips the punch.
Gilmore fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Lips sprawls well initially but Gilmore persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Gilmore wants to free his trapped foot but Lips is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Gilmore is working for a kimura but Lips is defending it quite comfortably.
Gilmore seems to be working for a kimura but Lips defends the submission attempt.
Gilmore wants to free his trapped foot but Lips is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Gilmore is looking to stall here but Lips recovers full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lips keeping moving, preventing Gilmore from controlling successfully.
Gilmore is looking to work some ground and pound but Lips has wrist control.
Gilmore might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Gilmore keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lips.
A jab from Lips does it's job there.
Gilmore avoids the body shot from Lips.
Gilmore throws a hook but Lips avoids it easily.
A clash of legs there as Lips blocks the low kick.
Gilmore drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Gilmore is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Lips knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Gilmore goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Lips rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Gilmore's guard! Nice work there by Lips!
Lips trying to control the position from guard on top but Gilmore is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gilmore is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Lips gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Gilmore working for a triangle but Lips defends it easily.
Lips forces his way into half guard.
Lips frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Lips lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Gilmore is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Lips controlling the pace for now.
Gilmore is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lips lands a nice shot to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lips can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Gilmore is looking to escape.
Lips lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lips can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Gilmore is looking to escape.
Gilmore is working to get back to half guard.
Lips lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lips prevents Gilmore from getting the reversal.
Lips lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Thunder Lips dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A nice combination there by Lips.
Gilmore dives in and grabs Lips's left leg, looking for a takedown. Lips pushes down on Gilmore's head and hops out.
Gilmore uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lips.
Gilmore showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lips.
Nice sprawl there from Lips as Gilmore shoots in.
Lips missing with a left hand there. Gilmore was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A left lands for Lips.
Lips lands a jab.
Lips looks to land a left hand but Gilmore moved out of range nicely.
Thunder Lips is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Gilmore takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Gilmore fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Lips is out of range.
Lips thows a body shot but no joy.
Gilmore displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lips throws out the jab.
Lips misses with the combination.
Lips swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gilmore chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Gilmore tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lips swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lips misses with a few strikes there.
Lips lands a nice shot that snaps Gilmore's head back.
Thunder Lips seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lips moves away from the strike by Gilmore.
Gilmore tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Lips swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Happy Gilmore. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gilmore fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lips.
Gilmore tries to move into range but Lips moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lips swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Gilmore.
Gilmore lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lips throws a nice looking combination but Gilmore bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lips lands with a good body shot.
Lips misses with the combination.
Lips checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Lips misses with the combination.
Lips throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Gilmore throws a big shot that misses.
Gilmore rushes Lips and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Lips up against the cage.
Lips blocks an uppercut.
Come on Gilmore - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Lips blocking some punches.
Gilmore swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stalling in the clinch from Gilmore.
Lips is looking to break free of the clinch but Gilmore has double underhooks.
Gilmore tries to stall but Lips uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Lips misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lips wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lips prevents a body shot from Gilmore.
Gilmore working aggressively here.
Gilmore swings wildly with an uppercut but Lips uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gilmore.
Gilmore prevents Lips from breaking the clinch.
Gilmore tries to score a body lock takedown but Lips shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Lips effectively controlling the action here.
Gilmore fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gilmore swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lips is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Lips uses from the top position.
Lips pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Gilmore is keeping the position for now.
Gilmore working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Lips doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Lips manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Lips working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Gilmore working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Lips doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Lips manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Lips is pushing down on Gilmore's leg trying to pass to half guard. Gilmore is fighting to maintain full guard but Lips has managed to sneak the leg through.
Lips really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Gilmore. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lips is trying to improve position by moving to mount. Gilmore has hold of his neck though and manages to move into guard! All of a sudden, Lips is in a lot of trouble! Gilmore is straining to finish and he's done it! Lips taps out! Amazing!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:02 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Happy Gilmore!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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