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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lauri Louhikko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donkerello Punchistan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Louhikko's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Electric Light Orchestra - Don't Bring Me Down. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lauri Louhikko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Donkerello Punchistan!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punchistan wants to clinch up but Louhikko keeps it at a distance.
Punchistan looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Louhikko cracks Punchistan with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
It looks like Donkerello Punchistan has been cut.
Louhikko scores with a nice right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Louhikko lands a right hook to the body.
Louhikko misses with a wild combination.
Louhikko swinging wildly here.
Louhikko has taken the fight to the clinch.
Louhikko is pushing Punchistan up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Louhikko works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Louhikko controlling the action here for a moment.
Nice body punch from Louhikko - that landed with a thud.
Louhikko lands a nice uppercut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Louhikko obliges.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Louhikko.
Louhikko leaning against his opponent.
Louhikko using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Louhikko is leaning against Punchistan and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Punchistan is trying to break the clinch but Louhikko has him pressed against the cage.
Louhikko is pushing Punchistan up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Lauri Louhikko.
Punchistan with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Louhikko to score with a decent uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Punchistan avoids a punch combination nicely.
Louhikko throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Louhikko stuns Punchistan with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Louhikko moves into the clinch.
Punchistan takes a knee right on the jaw!
Louhikko landing knees to the body.
Louhikko scores a nice knee to the body.
Louhikko working Punchistan over with knees to the body.
Punchistan being controlled against the cage.
Louhikko scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Louhikko lands a shot to the body.
Louhikko scores with a hook to the body.
Knees to the body from Louhikko.
Louhikko lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Louhikko has Punchistan pressed against the cage.
Louhikko lands a shot to the body.
Louhikko landing knees to the head.
Louhikko manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Louhikko for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Louhikko works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Louhikko.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Louhikko is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Louhikko creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Louhikko presses Punchistan against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Louhikko lands a body shot in the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Louhikko takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Lauri Louhikko.
Louhikko fails to land with a series of punches.
Louhikko misses with a double jab.
Punchistan takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Louhikko throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Punchistan.
Louhikko throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Louhikko looks to land a combination but Punchistan avoids it well.
Punchistan darts in trying to clinch
and Louhikko counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Louhikko.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Louhikko digs a right hand into Punchistan's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Punchistan's gas tank.
Louhikko lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Louhikko scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Louhikko digs a right hand into Punchistan's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Punchistan's gas tank.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Louhikko.
Louhikko scores with a knee to the head.
Louhikko lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Louhikko lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Louhikko.
Louhikko lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Louhikko.
Louhikko lands a left hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Louhikko lands a left hand that snaps the head of Punchistan backwards.
Punchistan has had enough of the clinch but Louhikko keeps him there for the moment.
Good body shot from Louhikko.
Punchistan is trying to break the clinch but Louhikko is controlling him.
Louhikko lands a nice shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lauri Louhikko dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Donkerello Punchistan's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Louhikko lands a high kick!
Louhikko throws a right hand that Punchistan ducks under and follows up with a left that Punchistan also avoids with ease.
Louhikko catches Punchistan with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Louhikko shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Louhikko controlling the position easily from mount.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Louhikko's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Louhikko prevents Punchistan from getting the reversal.
Louhikko looking to control and managing it successfully.
Louhikko knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Punchistan on the ground.
Punchistan really wants to buck Louhikko off and get back to his feet.
Louhikko sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Punchistan is desperately trying to improve his position but Louhikko has a good base and remains in mount.
Louhikko controlling from the full mount.
Louhikko has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Punchistan really wants to buck Louhikko off and get back to his feet.
Louhikko controlling the position easily from mount.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Lauri Louhikko just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Louhikko throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Louhikko has Punchistan up against the cage in a clinch.
Louhikko pushes Punchistan back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Punchistan misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Louhikko stalling the fight.
Louhikko lands a body shot in the clinch.
Louhikko stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Louhikko scores with a knee to the head.
Louhikko throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Punchistans head.
Louhikko landing knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Louhikko creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Louhikko.
Nice body punch from Louhikko - that landed with a thud.
Punchistan misses with the head strike.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Louhikko.
Louhikko works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Louhikko lands with a short shot to the head.
Louhikko lands a nice uppercut.
Louhikko throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Louhikko lands an uppercut.
Louhikko taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Louhikko makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Louhikko unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Louhikko comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Louhikko leaning his opponent against the cage.
Louhikko lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Louhikko is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Punchistan can do to turn this around?
Louhikko pressing his opponent against the cage.
Louhikko lands an uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Louhikko.
Lauri Louhikko has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Louhikko scores a nice knee to the body.
Louhikko dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Louhikko unloads a knee to the mid-section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lauri Louhikko dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Donkerello Punchistan's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Louhikko closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Louhikko pressing his opponent against the cage.
Nice body punch from Louhikko - that landed with a thud.
Louhikko lands a good knee to the midsection. Punchistan won't want to take too many of those.
Punchistan takes a shot to the head.
Nice body punch from Louhikko - that landed with a thud.
Louhikko holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Louhikko.
Louhikko lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Punchistan or not.
Louhikko lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Punchistan backwards.
Louhikko using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Knees to the body from Louhikko.
Louhikko manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Louhikko lands a good knee to the midsection. Punchistan won't want to take too many of those.
Louhikko lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Louhikko.
Louhikko is struggling to control the position.
A nice right hand lands inside from Louhikko.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Louhikko takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Louhikko using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Louhikko lands with a left to the head.
Louhikko is pushing Punchistan up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Lauri Louhikko.
Louhikko scores with a body shot.
Louhikko throws a body punch but Punchistan moves out of range.
Louhikko circles away from the clinch attempt
and Louhikko counters by moving into the clinch.
Louhikko lands a hook that snaps the head of Punchistan backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Louhikko landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Louhikko controlling the action here for a moment.
Louhikko blocking some punches.
Punchistan working aggressively here.
Louhikko working some nice short punches in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Punchistan.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Louhikko scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Louhikko lands an elbow just above Punchistan 's eye.
Louhikko landing knees to the body.
Louhikko makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Louhikko scores with a nice short uppercut.
Louhikko stalling the fight.
Punchistan doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Punchistan's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Louhikko avoiding damage.
Louhikko is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Good body shot from Louhikko.
Louhikko manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Louhikko lands a nice uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Louhikko.
Louhikko lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Punchistan or not.
Louhikko landing knees to the head.
Punchistan tries to work over Louhikko's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Good body shot from Louhikko.
Louhikko slowing the pace effectively.
Louhikko works on Punchistan's body with a couple of short punches.
Louhikko stalling in the clinch.
Louhikko lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Louhikko will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Punchistan up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Louhikko crunches a lovely knee into Punchistan's ribcage.
Louhikko pressing his opponent against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Lauri Louhikko.
Louhikko lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Lauri Louhikko is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Louhikko misses with a few strikes there.
Punchistan wants to clinch but Louhikko slips to the side
and Louhikko holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Punchistan misses with a punch on the inside.
Louhikko avoiding damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Louhikko.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Louhikko.
Louhikko lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Donkerello Punchistan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Punchistan takes a shot to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lauri Louhikko showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Louhikko has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:24
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:24
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lauri Louhikko!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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