PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between One Inch Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Travis Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penis's entrance music is Pinchers - Bandolero. A fine choice. Jackson is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Gangsta, The Killa, and The Dope Dealer. One Inch Penis had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Inch Penis
vs
Jackson

179 cm
18
164 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

167 cm
22
164 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Prefers ground

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, One Inch Penis!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Travis Jackson!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Penis fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Jackson sprawls well initially but Penis persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

Penis is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Jackson is just riding it out for now. Penis eventually gives up the hold.
Jackson is trying to stand back up but Penis is controlling him
Jackson trying to control but Penis postures up.
Penis works his way into side control.

Penis is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Jackson has escaped the position, nice work there.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Jackson can do anything to dispel that myth.
Jackson stops Penis from passing to mount.
Jackson is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Penis asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Jackson manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Penis moves into full mount! Jackson won't be happy about that!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Penis wants to finish this one by submission but Jackson is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Penis.
Jackson is trying desperately to improve position.
Jackson stops Penis from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Jackson squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Penis is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Jackson is surviving well by controlling Penis's body position as best he can.
Penis is breathing heavily.

Penis is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Jackson is surviving well by controlling Penis's body position as best he can.
Jackson is trying desperately to improve position.
Jackson is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Jackson slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.

Penis is looking for a kimura but Jackson is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Penis to get the leverage.

Jackson has one foot on Penis's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A combination from Jackson does no damage.
Jackson steps into range and cracks Penis with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Penis flops backwards and Jackson dives into his guard looking to finish!

Penis is rocked!

Jackson gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Oh Penis is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jackson throws a series of punches but Penis moves out of range.
Jackson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penis moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Jackson gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Jackson has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Penis off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Jackson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penis showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jackson.

Jackson scores a takedown into full mount!
Penis is looking to improve his position but Jackson isn't that keen on the idea.
Jackson has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Penis's face.
Jackson landing strikes from the mount and Penis is in trouble!
Jackson really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Penis. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penis taking shots to the head.
Penis is looking to improve his position but Jackson isn't that keen on the idea.
Jackson unloading with bombs!
Penis regains half guard.
Jackson tries to stand but can't do so whilst Penis controls his leg.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Penis keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The fighters are battling for position here. Penis manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Jackson with a nice head shot there.

Jackson decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Penis, up you get!
Penis wants to clinch.
Jackson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jackson measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Penis! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Travis Jackson!
Travis Jackson is the new lightweight champion!