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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jay Jordon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and smokn weed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jordon's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Silva-Click Click Boom. Jay Jordon has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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210 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jay Jordon! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, smokn weed! The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Winston Howard and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jordon throws a hook but weed blocks it. weed misses with a few strikes there.
Jordon takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket. Jordon misses with a combination
and weed counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Jordon! weed softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Jordon is out cold! weed jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). smokn weed!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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