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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between My Cack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clarence Snicklefritz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). My Cack looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.
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170 lbs
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178 cm
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164 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, My Cack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Clarence Snicklefritz!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Bruno Lombardi and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cack doesn't manage to clinch there - Snicklefritz circles away.
Snicklefritz lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Snicklefritz.
Snicklefritz works over Cack's head and body with a nice combination.
Some wild striking there from Snicklefritz.
Snicklefritz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cack tries to clinch but Snicklefritz moves out of range.
Cack tries to clinch up but Snicklefritz circles away and keeps his distance.
Cack fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cack tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Snicklefritz paws at him with a jab and circles away.
My Cack seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Snicklefritz looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A head kick from Cack lands but Snicklefritz takes it in his stride.
Some wild striking there from Snicklefritz.
Snicklefritz ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cack waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Snicklefritz.
Some wild striking there from Snicklefritz.
Snicklefritz throws a right and a left that both miss.
Snicklefritz looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Snicklefritz gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Snicklefritz scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cack is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snicklefritz moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Cack is rocked!
It looks like My Cack has been cut.
Snicklefritz is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Cack hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Clarence Snicklefritz!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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