PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fuck You (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and steven hutchinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

You
vs
hutchinson

180 cm
18
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fuck You!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, steven hutchinson!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Tiny Johnson and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
hutchinson shoots in for a takedown but You shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
hutchinson dodges the punch combination from You.
hutchinson fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The fight stays on the outside here - You looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
You throws a series of punches but hutchinson avoids them all with ease.
hutchinson looks to clinch

and You counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
You trying to control but hutchinson is working from the bottom.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells You's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
You controlling from the top position.
hutchinson is trying to control the position but You postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
You postures up in hutchinson's guard and throws a big left but hutchinson blocks it.
hutchinson keeping moving, preventing You from controlling successfully.
You wants to pass the guard but hutchinson is keeping the position.
hutchinson wants to sweep here but You controlling him for the moment.
You wants to pass the guard but hutchinson is keeping the position.
You throwing strikes from guard but hutchinson blocks nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
You misses with a kick to the body.
hutchinson shoots and misses
and You counters with a straight right hand.
Fuck You has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of steven hutchinson.

You closes the distance and clinches.
hutchinson tries to pull guard but You won't allow it.
hutchinson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but You gets the underhooks and prevents it.
You stalling against the cage.
hutchinson tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. You just stands there and leans against the cage.
You scores with a hook to the body.
hutchinson being controlled against the cage.
You has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. hutchinson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
hutchinson looking for a takedown.
You prevents a takedown attempt there.

You gets control of hutchinson's arms and successfully pulls guard. You will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
You keeping moving, preventing hutchinson from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
You wants to stand and escape but hutchinson is having none of it.
You tries to land a sweep but no joy.

hutchinson drops back looking for a leg! You is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and You manages to kick hutchinson off! hutchinson jumps back into You's guard.
hutchinson looks gassed!
You is looking to stand up but hutchinson isn't so interested in that idea.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
You is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
You trying to control the position here.
You knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for hutchinson on the ground.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

You closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fuck You dominated that round.
That's time! You's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

hutchinson has his takedown stuffed

and You counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
hutchinson stops a takedown attempt from You.
You blocks an elbow strike.
hutchinson tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. You just stands there and leans against the cage.

You tightens his grip and picks hutchinson up, before dumping him to the ground. hutchinson manages to land in guard.
You trying to control the position from guard on top but hutchinson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
hutchinson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

hutchinson looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
You stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. hutchinson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
hutchinson is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
You is looking to work some ground and pound but hutchinson has wrist control.
You won't allow hutchinson to sweep him here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
You wants to stand but hutchinson has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
You tries to free his leg and advance position but hutchinson is retaining full guard.
hutchinson bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in You's guard.
You looking to hit a scissor sweep but hutchinson is one step ahead there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
hutchinson won't allow You to get back to his feet.
hutchinson trying to move into half guard but instead You has managed to sweep!
You has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
hutchinson is trying to control the position from the bottom.
hutchinson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. You manages to get himself to full guard.
You is trying to control the position but hutchinson postures up.
hutchinson wants to control from the top but You keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
You looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
You keeping moving, preventing hutchinson from controlling successfully.
hutchinson is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
You pulls hutchinson in to control the position.
hutchinson is looking to stand up but You won't let him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
You tries to clinch but hutchinson is having none of it.

hutchinson gets caught flat footed, as You shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
You prevents hutchinson from getting back to his feet.
You is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
hutchinson has momentary wrist control but You slips an elbow through the middle.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
You wants to pass the guard but hutchinson is keeping the position.
You stopping the sweep attempt from hutchinson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fuck You dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!

You swings and misses with a hook to the body.
hutchinson tries for a takedown but You circles away easily

and You counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
hutchinson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. You manages to get himself to full guard.
hutchinson trying to control but You is working from the bottom.
hutchinson stopping the sweep attempt from You.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
You not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
hutchinson keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of You's head.
hutchinson passes into half guard under a barage of strikes.
You throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
You is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of hutchinson's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take hutchinson's back!
hutchinson is keeping busy.
You looking to hold on to the position here but hutchinson rolls and ends up regaining guard.
hutchinson looking to hit a scissor sweep but You is one step ahead there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

You stands and steps away. hutchinson gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.

You drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
hutchinson is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
You throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
You trying to pass the guard but hutchinson defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
hutchinson makes his way to full guard. A much better position for hutchinson.
You is looking to stand up but hutchinson won't let him.
You tries to free his leg and advance position but hutchinson is retaining full guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now hutchinson is on top in guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells hutchinson's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
You keeping moving, preventing hutchinson from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
You is trying to control the position but hutchinson postures up.
You keeping moving, preventing hutchinson from controlling successfully.
You trying to control the position.
You working a defensive guard but hutchinson passes into half guard.
hutchinson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

hutchinson looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
You is looking for a sweep. hutchinson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fuck You showed his dominance in that final round.
Well You has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fuck You!