PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Cow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeff Boomhauer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cow comes to the cage accompanied by Samurai tune. Boomhauer has chosen Kiss My Country Ass as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cow
vs
Boomhauer

185 cm
27
210 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

191 cm
27
210 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Cow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jeff Boomhauer!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Daniel Cesar and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boomhauer is looking to clinch.
Boomhauer is looking to clinch but Cow is avoiding it.
Boomhauer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Boomhauer tries to clinch there but Cow circles away.
Boomhauer wants to clinch up but Cow keeps it at a distance.
Cow connects with a single shot there.
Cow swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Boomhauer.
Cow circles away from the clinch attempt.
Boomhauer tries to clinch but Cow is having none of it.
Boomhauer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cow paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Boomhauer throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cow.

It looks like Super Cow has been cut.
Boomhauer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cow moves away.
Boomhauer tries to clinch there but Cow circles away.
Cow cracks a nice hook into Boomhauer's ribs.
A bone on bone clash there as Cow blocks the leg kick.
Boomhauer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Boomhauer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cow. That did some damage!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boomhauer scoring well with a low kick there.
Cow thumps Boomhauer with a low kick.
Boomhauer misses with the combination.
Boomhauer throws a hook but Cow avoids it easily.
Boomhauer wants to clinch.
A jab from Cow misses.
Cow avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Boomhauer walks into a left hand.
Boomhauer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jeff Boomhauer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Boomhauer throws a leg kick

and Cow counters with a shoot takedown. Boomhauer fights it but they end up in guard.
Boomhauer wants to stand but Cow is controlling the position.
Boomhauer can't keep his opponent in guard - Cow advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cow trying to mount his opponent but Boomhauer defends it.
Boomhauer tries to get to full guard but Cow has control of the leg.
Cow seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Boomhauer does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Boomhauer is looking to escape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boomhauer tries to get to full guard but Cow has control of the leg.
Boomhauer is trying to stand back up but Cow is controlling him

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
No joy there for Boomhauer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cow dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Boomhauer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Boomhauer looks gassed!
Boomhauer tries to move into range but Cow moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A solid body kick from Cow.
Cow's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Cow duly obliges.

It looks like Jeff Boomhauer has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A decent looking cross lands there for Cow.
Boomhauer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cow lands a nice shot that snaps Boomhauer's head back.
Cow smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Cow fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Boomhauer.
Cow lands a jab.
Boomhauer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cow lands the left hand.
Cow is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Good shot there by Cow.
Cow circles away from the clinch attempt
and Cow counters with a nice body shot.
Boomhauer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cow lands a nice hook to Boomhauer's body. Boomhauer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cow cracks a nice hook into Boomhauer's ribs.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Cow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Cow dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

A nice inside leg kick there by Cow. That's going to slow Boomhauer down.
Super Cow is winning the standup battle so far.
Boomhauer throws a leg kick
and Cow counters with an inside leg kick.
Boomhauer throws a combination that misses
and Cow counters with a thumping low kick.
Cow fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Boomhauer on the side of the head.
Cow works Boomhauer's body with a nice hook.
Cow cracks Boomhauer with a good jab.
Jab from Cow.
Jeff Boomhauer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cow scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cow lands a nice shot that snaps Boomhauer's head back.
Cow throws a head kick that Boomhauer semi-blocks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cow turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cow throws a good cross that connects.
Cow scores with a jab to the head.

Boomhauer is rocked!
Cow lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Boomhauer is still on wobbly legs! Can Cow finish him?

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cow catches Boomhauer napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Boomhauer to the canvas!
Cow is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Boomhauer can do to turn this around?
Boomhauer is breathing heavily.
Cow controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Boomhauer seems to have recovered his senses.
Cow throws a big right hand that misses.
Cow slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cow trying to control but Boomhauer is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boomhauer wants to get back to his feet but Cow is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Cow with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cow stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Boomhauer swivels though and keeps the full guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Cow misses with a low kick.
Cow throws a nice outside leg kick.
Boomhauer tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Boomhauer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Boomhauer tries to clinch up
and Cow counters with a head kick.
Cow ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Boomhauer clinches but Cow breaks the clinch
and Cow counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cow fakes the leg kick and cracks Boomhauer in the body.
Boomhauer throws a sloppy head kick
and Cow counters with a nice leg kick.
Jeff Boomhauer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Donk. Cow catches Boomhauer right on the button with a cross.
Jab from Cow.
Nice body punch from Cow.
A jab from Cow does it's job there.

Cow shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Cow dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Boomhauer tries to clinch up
and Cow counters with a head kick.
Cow uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boomhauer.
Boomhauer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cow.
Boomhauer throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cow counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Boomhauer tries to clinch but Cow moves away

and Cow counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Boomhauer's guard now.
Cow is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Cow is standing up over Boomhauer. Boomhauer looks to escape but Cow dives into side control.
Boomhauer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boomhauer is not content to let Cow control the position.
Boomhauer trying to remain calm as Cow controls from the top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Super Cow.
Boomhauer moves out of range of the strikes.
Cow is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

Cow shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Boomhauer is looking to stand back up but Cow counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Boomhauer.
Cow thows a huge punch but Boomhauer dodges it nicely.
Boomhauer is positioning himself well to prevent Cow advancing to mount.
Cow trying to pass the guard but Boomhauer defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boomhauer wants to get back to his feet.
Cow wants to pass the guard but Boomhauer is defending well.
Cow sitting and controlling from the half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Boomhauer is staying active underneath Cow, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Boomhauer tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Cow counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Boomhauer wants to clinch but Cow slips to the side
and Cow counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jeff Boomhauer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boomhauer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cow misses with a body kick.
Cow lands a right hook to the body.
Cow throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Boomhauer.

And that's the end of the fight!
Super Cow showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cow has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:26
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Super Cow!