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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lito Lapid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bitch Tits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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180 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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178 cm
22
165 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Basic striking
KO power |
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lito Lapid! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bitch Tits! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Tits gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard. We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake. Lapid thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. Lapid thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. Tits has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lapid can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. Lapid drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Tits manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Lapid has Tits in his guard. Lapid looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Tits wants to pass the guard but Lapid is keeping the position. Lapid looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Lapid looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Tits passes into side control.
Tits looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lapid trying to remain calm as Tits controls from the top position. Tits has hold of Lapid's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Lapid seems comfortable defending it but Tits has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Lapid is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Lapid is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Tits couldn't care less - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Bitch Tits!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
74% |
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