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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Zaphod Beeblebrox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roscoe P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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190 lbs
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190 lbs
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Good wrestling
Brawler
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Zaphod Beeblebrox! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Roscoe P Coltrane! The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Seu Braga and Luis Engracia.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! P Coltrane throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Beeblebrox stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. P Coltrane dips down and scores with a jab to the body. P Coltrane jabs at Beeblebrox's body. The fight stays on the outside here - Beeblebrox looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Beeblebrox wants to clinch. P Coltrane throws a good cross that connects.
Beeblebrox is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Beeblebrox fails with a takedown attempt. P Coltrane darts in and out, connecting with a jab. This has been an exciting period of action! Beeblebrox tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but P Coltrane paws at him with a jab and circles away. Beeblebrox is looking to clinch. Nice sprawl there from Beeblebrox as P Coltrane shoots in. P Coltrane shoots in for a double leg but Beeblebrox sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy. Beeblebrox takes one to the chin there. P Coltrane throws a good cross that connects.
P Coltrane wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
 That's one minute gone in the round. P Coltrane scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Beeblebrox doesn't seem bothered though. P Coltrane scores with a body shot.
No luck for Beeblebrox with that takedown attempt. Beeblebrox is breathing heavily. Beeblebrox shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and P Coltrane connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Zaphod Beeblebrox. That's going to take a lot out of him. Beeblebrox wants to clinch
and P Coltrane counters with a crisp right hand that drops Beeblebrox! P Coltrane lets Beeblebrox back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Beeblebrox is rocked! This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Beeblebrox. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery. P Coltrane drops Beeblebrox with a straight right hand, right on the button! P Coltrane follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roscoe P Coltrane!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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