PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Little Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derrick Ozz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Little Girl is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Girl
vs
Ozz

180 cm
24
175 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

180 cm
24
180 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Little Girl!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Derrick Ozz!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Hugh Johnson and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Girl swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Girl is looking to clinch but Ozz is avoiding it.
Ozz keeps the fight on the outside.
Girl's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Girl duly obliges.
Ozz takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

It looks like Derrick Ozz has been cut.
Girl scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

Girl gets a clinch.
Girl is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Girl scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Ozz has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Girl avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Girl connects with a nasty looking knee right to Ozz's face.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Girl effectively controlling the action here.
Girl tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ozz wants a takedown.
Ozz takes a shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Girl.
A short uppercut from Girl.
Girl gets underhooks to prevent Ozz's takedown attempt.
Little Girl has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derrick Ozz.
A shot in the inside from Girl.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl stalling in the clinch.
Girl scores with a nice hook to the head.
Girl displaying some good clinch control by pressing Ozz up against the cage.
Girl lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Girl makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Girl lands with a short shot to the head.
Ozz is working for takedown but Girl is calmly controlling the position for now.
Ozz tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Ozz is trying to drag Girl to the mat but Girl just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Ozz looks gassed!
Ozz drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Girl gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Girl lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Girl is struggling to control the position.
Girl lands a knee to the head.
Girl lands a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Girl lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Girl lands a knee to the head.
Girl is pushing Ozz up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Girl lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Girl lands a knee to the head.
Girl lands with a short shot to the head.
Ozz is looking to break free of the clinch but Girl has double underhooks.
Girl lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Ozz takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ozz is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Girl scores with a knee to the head.
Girl scores with a knee to the head.
Girl lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Girl lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Girl working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Girl lands a knee to the head.
Ozz looking for a takedown.
Girl scores with a knee to the head.
Girl connects with a nasty looking knee right to Ozz's face.

That has opened up Derrick Ozz's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Girl lands with a right to the head.
Girl with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Girl gets through Ozz's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Girl lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ozz backwards.
Girl scores with a shot to the side of Ozz's head.
Girl lands an uppercut.
Girl with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A short left from Girl.
Girl scores with a shot to the side of Ozz's head.
Girl lands a nice knee to the body.
Ozz tries for a takedown. No joy.
Girl scores with a knee to the head.
Ozz's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Girl taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Girl connects with a knee to the head.
Girl lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Girl stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Girl scores with a knee to the head.
Girl with a knee to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ozz has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Girl avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Girl lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Girl lands a knee to the head.
Girl lands a knee to the head.
Girl lands a nice uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Girl.
Girl with a knee to the head.
Girl working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Girl lands a hook to the side of the head.
Girl connects with a knee to the head.
Girl misses with a knee to the head.
Girl stops a takedown attempt from Ozz.
Ozz goes for a takedown in the clinch but Girl prevents it.
Girl lands with a left to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ozz is trying to drag Girl to the mat but Girl just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Girl scores with a shot to the side of Ozz's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Little Girl dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Derrick Ozz's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Girl connects with a single shot there.
Horrible takedown by Ozz or perhaps it was just good defense by Girl which made him look bad.

Girl rushes Ozz and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Girl is pressed up against the cage. Ozz has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Girl down to the mat. Girl avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Girl doesn't manage to clinch there - Ozz circles away.
Girl tries to clinch up.
Girl connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Ozz's hands.

Girl rushes Ozz and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Girl prevents a takedown attempt there.
Little Girl has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derrick Ozz.
Girl lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Girl lands with a light punch inside.
Girl scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Girl softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Girl lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ozz backwards.
Ozz is breathing heavily.
Girl lands a shot to the body.
Ozz takes a knee right on the jaw!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl scores with a nice hook to the head.
Girl lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Girl lands a right hand.
Girl works on Ozz's body with a couple of short punches.
Girl lands a hook that snaps the head of Ozz backwards.
Girl scores with a hook to the body.
Girl landing knees to the head.
Girl lands with a light punch inside.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Girl with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ozz being controlled against the cage.
Girl throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ozzs head.
Ozz wants a takedown but no success here.
Girl makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Girl lands a knee to the body.
Girl dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Ozz's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Girl lands a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Girl.
Ozz wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Girl has him pressed against the cage.
Girl throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Girl softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Girl holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Girl.
Girl landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Girl leaning against his opponent.
Girl seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Ozz fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Girl lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ozz goes for a takedown in the clinch but Girl prevents it.
Girl lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Girl connects with a nasty looking knee right to Ozz's face.
Girl taking a breather.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A knee to the head by Girl.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Girl.
Girl lands with a right to the head.
Girl softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Girl scores with a nice hook to the head.
Girl is struggling to control the position.
A nice left hand lands by Girl.
Girl connects with a knee to the head.
Girl lands with a short shot to the head.
Girl manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Girl working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Girl displaying some good clinch control by pressing Ozz up against the cage.
Girl scores with a knee to the head.
Ozz drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Girl gets the underhooks and prevents it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Girl is fighting off a takedown attempt but Ozz is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Girl to the mat. Girl regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Ozz won't allow Girl to sweep him here.
Ozz prevents Girl from getting back to his feet.
Ozz wants to pass the guard but Girl is keeping the position.
Ozz trying to control but Girl is working from the bottom.
Girl wants to stand but Ozz is controlling the position.
Ozz slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Little Girl dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Derrick Ozz's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Girl is looking to clinch.
Ozz shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Girl sprawls well. Girl wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Ozz gets slowly back to his feet.
Girl is looking to clinch.
Girl is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Girl doesn't manage to clinch there - Ozz circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Girl lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Girl moves in looking to clinch but Ozz pushes him off.
Girl defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ozz.
Girl clobbers Ozz with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Ozz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Girl has taken the fight to the clinch.
Girl working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Ozz takes a knee right on the jaw!
Girl working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Ozz is rocked!
Girl lands a knee to the head.
Ozz is still on wobbly legs! Can Girl finish him?
Girl lands an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Girl.
Little Girl has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Girl working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Girl with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Girl lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Girl lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Girl avoiding damage.
Girl landing knees to the head.
Girl connects with a nasty looking knee right to Ozz's face.
Ozz seems to have recovered his senses.
Girl with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ozz tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Girl smiles and moves away.
Little Girl has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derrick Ozz.

Girl gets in close and instigates a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Girl.
Ozz is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Girl leaning against his opponent.
A short body shot lands from Girl as the two fighters clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Girl.
Girl lands a knee to the head.
Girl softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Good body shot from Girl.
A knee to the head by Girl.
Girl scores with a shot to the side of Ozz's head.
Ozz has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Girl is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Girl with a knee to the head.
Girl with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Girl is pressed up against the cage. Ozz has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Girl down to the mat. Girl avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Girl fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Ozz, pushing him back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Girl tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Girl misses with a body punch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Girl pushes Ozz back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Girl is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ozz can do to turn this around?
Girl will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Ozz up against the cage.
Girl landing knees to the head.
Ozz drops down looking for an ankle pick but Girl pulls his leg out and moves away.
Derrick Ozz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Little Girl is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Girl tries to clinch but Ozz is having none of it.

Girl clinches up against the cage.
Girl connects with a nasty looking knee right to Ozz's face.
Girl lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ozz backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Girl looking to throw knees to the head but Ozz is blocking nicely.
Ozz fails to pull guard.
A short left from Girl.
A knee to the head by Girl.
A shot in the inside from Girl.
Girl lands with a short shot to the head.
Ozz has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Girl is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Ozz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ozz has Girl pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Girl manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Girl scores with a nice hook to the head.
Girl gets underhooks to prevent Ozz's takedown attempt.

And that's the end of the fight!
Little Girl showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Girl, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:26
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:26
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Little Girl!