PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franz Kafka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Drago (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kafka comes to the cage accompanied by Dance Hall Days. Drago comes into a darkened arena with his song building. SuperBeast kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Kafka
vs
Drago

200 cm
22
265 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

197 cm
27
245 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Franz Kafka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ivan Drago!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drago throws a hook but Kafka avoids it easily.
Kafka throws a leg kick but Drago checks it.
Drago throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Drago throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kafka sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Drago uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kafka.
Kafka lands a jab.
Drago misses with a body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kafka.
Drago on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kafka lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A shot to the liver by Kafka. Beautiful body shot.
Drago misses the body punch
and Kafka counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A good leg kick by Kafka.
A jab from Drago misses.
Kafka throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kafka lands a jab.
Drago takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Drago looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kafka connects with a nice looking jab.

It looks like Ivan Drago has been cut.
Kafka ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kafka moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kafka scores with a decent looking hook.
Kafka scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Kafka!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kafka lands a nice hook to Drago's body. Drago takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kafka scores with a nice strike.
Kafka wants to clinch up but Drago keeps it at a distance.
Kafka slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Drago takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Kafka closes the distance and clinches.
Drago wants to break the clinch but can't.
Kafka works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kafka lands a nice uppercut.
Kafka manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Kafka lands with a left to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kafka manages to break the clinch.
Drago throws a combination that misses
and Kafka counters with an inside leg kick.
Drago walks into a left hand.

That has opened up Ivan Drago's cut even more.
Drago tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Drago doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

Kafka gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Kafka lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Drago or not.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Kafka.
Kafka lands an elbow inside.
Kafka stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Kafka lands with a left to the head.

The cut above Ivan Drago's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Nice body punch from Kafka.
Nice body punch from Kafka - that landed with a thud.
Kafka effectively controlling the action here.
Kafka is leaning against Drago and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

Kafka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice body punch from Kafka.
Good shot there by Kafka.
Kafka is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kafka lands with a straight right. Drago didn't see that one coming.
Kafka lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kafka lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Drago at a distance.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kafka.
Kafka lands a really nice looking cross but Drago seems unphased.
Kafka punishes Drago's body with a nice straight punch.
Kafka with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kafka lands a jab-cross combination.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kafka looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kafka is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kafka feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Drago's calf.
Kafka lands a really nice looking cross but Drago seems unphased.

Ivan Drago's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Drago walks into a straight right hand from Kafka.
Drago takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Drago throws a sloppy body shot
and Kafka counters with a left to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kafka darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kafka scores with a jab to the body.
Drago on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kafka. Kafka obviously looking to wear him down.
Kafka moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Drago takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Drago tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kafka scores with a jab. Drago acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Kafka lands a body shot.
Drago takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Drago moves forwards but Kafka connects with a nice, crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Franz Kafka dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ivan Drago's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Kafka thuds his right hand into Drago's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Kafka looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kafka lands with a straight right. Drago didn't see that one coming.
Drago throws a hook but Kafka blocks it.
Kafka lands a head shot.
Drago has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Drago takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Drago swats away the attempt to clinch by Kafka.
Kafka fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Drago.
Kafka misses with a jab, cross combination.
A left lands for Kafka.
Drago is breathing heavily.
Nice defenses there by Kafka.
Kafka moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kafka moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ivan Drago's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Franz Kafka!