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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yonsil Clanger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clanger comes to the cage accompanied by Little Jinder - Youth Blood (12th Planet and Flinch Remix) . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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130 lbs
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Good wrestling
Great low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Yonsil Clanger!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Raging Douche!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Luis Engracia and Thiago Cunha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clanger will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Clanger misses with a low kick as Douche jumps back.
The fighters circle momentarily. Douche darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Douche takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Clanger takes one on the button.
Douche checks a leg kick.
Clanger lands with an overhand left.
Clanger pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Clanger fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Clanger shoots in for a double leg but Douche sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clanger turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Douche moves out of range as Clanger throws a body kick.
Clanger looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yonsil Clanger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Douche throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Douche fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Clanger manages to avoid it.
Yonsil Clanger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Clanger pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Clanger shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Douche is trying to defend but Clanger finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Douche has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Clanger is working away from the top position though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Douche manages to get to full guard.
Clanger wants to pass the guard but Douche is keeping the position.
Douche controlling the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clanger preventing the sweep.
Clanger throwing strikes but missing.
Clanger controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Douche is on top in guard.
Douche pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Clanger is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douche throwing strikes from guard but Clanger blocks nicely.
Douche throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Clanger is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Clanger scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Clanger wants to lay and pray for a moment but Douche keeps working.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Douche is looking to improve his position.
Clanger missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Douche trying to control here.
Douche wants to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yonsil Clanger dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Douche swings for the body but Clanger moves out of range.
Clanger buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Clanger lands with a shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by Clanger.
Clanger pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Clanger scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Clanger looks to land a body kick but Douche moved away.
Clanger takes one on the button.
Clanger looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Clanger misses with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clanger shoots in for a takedown but Douche shows good takedown defense.
Clanger drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Clanger tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Douche.
Douche fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Clanger looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Clanger.
Clanger throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Douche's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clanger shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Douche pinned against the cage. Douche gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yonsil Clanger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice jab there from Douche.
Clanger throws a sloppy head kick
and Douche counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Douche walks forward, straight into a front kick from Clanger.
Douche bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Clanger's head.
Raging Douche is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Douche keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Clanger.
Clanger has his takedown stuffed
and Douche counters with a nice kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Clanger misses the target.
Clanger has his takedown stuffed
and Douche counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Douche is working Clanger over against the cage.
Douche throws a knee to the head but misses.
A knee to the head by Douche.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Douche utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Douche lands a body punch.
Douche tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Clanger takes a shot to the head.
Clanger throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Douche tries to land knees in the clinch but Clanger avoids the damage to the body.
Clanger wants a takedown.
Clanger is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Clanger tries to break the clinch but Douche is controlling the position.
Douche landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Douche lands a shoulder strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clanger managing to block the knees to the body from Douche.
Clanger takes a knee right on the jaw!
Douche tries a body shot but Clanger blocks it.
Clanger jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Douche walks away with a smile on his face. Clanger gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Douche takes one on the button.
Douche slips a straight right by Clanger.
Clanger throws a body punch but Douche moves out of range.
Clanger misses with a hook to the body
and Douche counters with a good, hard body kick but Clanger shrugs it off.
Clanger closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Douche did well to prevent Clanger getting side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Douche is looking to control Clanger's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Douche avoid being mounted?
Douche tries to roll over but Clanger keeps him under control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Raging Douche will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action!
Clanger tries to land a body kick
and Douche counters with a head kick.
Douche is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Clanger avoids the head kick by Douche.
A low kick from Clanger misses
and Douche counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Clanger is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Clanger misses with a takedown
and Douche makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Douche moves out of range as Clanger throws a body kick.
Douche plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clanger throws a sloppy head kick
and Douche cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Clanger wants to land a leg kick but Douche is out of range.
Clanger throws a body kick the misses
enabling Douche to counter with a crisp jab.
A low kick from Clanger is predictable there
and Douche counters with a left to the body.
A lazy body kick from Clanger
and Douche counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Clanger takes a kick to the side of the head.
Clanger throws a nice outside leg kick.
Clanger gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Douche counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clanger has his takedown stuffed
and Douche counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Douche.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yonsil Clanger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Douche connects with a knee to the head.
Clanger is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Clanger takes an elbow to the temple.
A short right from Douche.
A head punch on the inside from Douche fails to land.
Douche swings wildly with an uppercut but Clanger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Douche landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Clanger is trying to break the clinch but Douche has him pressed against the cage.
Douche lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Clanger or not.
Clanger lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Douche working Clanger over with knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Douche utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Douche landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A short body shot lands from Douche as the two fighters clinch.
Douche throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Clanger blocks it with crossed arms.
A nice right hand lands inside from Douche.
Douche misses with a knee to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche tries to land a knee to the head but Clanger blocks with his arms.
Douche is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Clanger is defending well for now.
Douche lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Douche throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Clanger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Douche has a couple of punches blocked by Clanger.
Douche lands a left hand that snaps the head of Clanger backwards.
Clanger takes a knee to the side of the body.
Douche misses with an elbow strike.
Douche gets underhooks to prevent Clanger's takedown attempt.
Douche scores with a knee to the head.
Douche is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Clanger is defending well for now.
Douche creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Douche scores with a hook to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Douche.
Clanger wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Clanger is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Clanger tries for a takedown. No joy.
A body shot lands from Douche.
Douche avoids the elbow strike from Clanger, against the cage.
Clanger pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Douche utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Douche.
Douche lands a knee to the body.
Clanger lands a hook that snaps the head of Douche backwards.
Douche swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Clanger goes for a takedown attempt but Douche pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Douche lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Douche lands a nice hook to Clanger's body. Clanger takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Douche blocks a jab.
Douche moves out of range of the leg kick from Clanger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche really dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Clanger looks to throw a body kick
and Douche counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A nice inside leg kick there by Clanger. That's going to slow Douche down.
Douche checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Clanger looks to throw a body kick
and Douche counters by clinching up.
Clanger avoids a wild elbow strike from Douche.
Douche goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Douche tries to work over Clanger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Douche tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Clanger's elbow.
Clanger lands an elbow inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douche lands a shot to the body.
Clanger wants to break the clinch but can't.
Douche misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Clanger.
Douche tries to work over Clanger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Clanger lands a nice shot to the body.
Douche presses Clanger against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Douche pushes off an throws an elbow but Clanger leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Douche tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Clanger avoids it.
Douche landing knees to the body.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche misses with a knee to the head.
Douche with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Douche blocks an elbow strike from Clanger.
Good body shot from Douche.
Douche prevents the takedown attempt.
Douche pushes Clanger back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Douche lands an elbow that stopped Clanger in his tracks for a moment.
Douche misses with an elbow strike.
Douche tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Clanger's elbow.
Douche throws a punch but it's blocked by Clanger.
Douche looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Clanger gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Douche regains guard.
Clanger working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douche is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Clanger has gone for a leg lock! Douche slips out almost immediately though and dives into Clanger's guard.
Clanger utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche drops back looking for a leg! Clanger is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Clanger manages to kick Douche off! Douche jumps back into Clanger's guard.
Clanger utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Douche working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Clanger avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Clanger looking to hit a scissor sweep but Douche is one step ahead there.
Clanger utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clanger is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Clanger is on top in guard.
Clanger postures up.
Douche bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Clanger's guard.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Clanger manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Douche manages to get himself to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche wants to sweep but no luck.
Douche looking to control.
Clanger trying to control but Douche is working from the bottom.
Douche controlling Clanger's posture.
Douche wants to sweep but no luck.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche dominated that fourth round.
That's time! Clanger's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Douche moves out of range as Clanger strikes.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Clanger.
Douche is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Clanger misses with a jab to the body
and Douche counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Clanger misses with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clanger throws a leg kick
and Douche moves into the clinch.
Clanger tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Douche smiles and moves away.
Clanger shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Clanger showed some decent athleticism there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche trying to control here.
Douche wants to improve his position but Clanger is controlling well.
Douche is trying is best to control the position here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Douche tries to get to full guard but Clanger has control of the leg.
Douche manages to get to full guard.
Clanger throwing strikes but missing.
Clanger distracts Douche with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche looking to control.
Douche pulls Clanger in close to his closed guard and prevents Clanger from doing any damage or advancing position.
Clanger looking to sit in guard and control but Douche gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Clanger is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Douche is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Douche keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Douche is looking for a sweep. Clanger is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Douche keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Clanger prevents Douche from improving his position.
Douche wants to control but Clanger is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douche gets full guard.
Douche trying to control the position.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Yonsil Clanger.
I think Douche has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 47:48
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 47:48
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 45:49
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Raging Douche! Raging Douche retains his bantamweight title!
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hype
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