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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Werner Klemperer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klemperer comes to the cage accompanied by Hogan's Heroes. Leeroy has chosen Boondocks Theme Song as his entrance music. Werner Klemperer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Bruce Leeroy's chin.
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171 cm
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145 lbs
9 - 8 - 0 |
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174 cm
22
155 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Werner Klemperer! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy! The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Franklyn Lucas and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Klemperer throws a hook to the side of Leeroy's head but Leeroy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Leeroy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Klemperer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Klemperer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Leeroy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Klemperer. A good leg kick by Leeroy. Leeroy just misses with a punch to the body.
Leeroy throws out a loose jab but Klemperer uses good head movement to avoid it. Leeroy shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Klemperer manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage. Leeroy slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. Leeroy looking to pass the guard. Leeroy sitting in guard here, content to control. Leeroy won't allow Klemperer to sweep him here.
That's one minute gone in the round. Klemperer is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. Klemperer manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Leeroy manages to get himself to full guard.
Klemperer throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Leeroy works some decent striking defense from the bottom. Klemperer throws a strike but Leeroy rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. Klemperer throws his legs up looking for a submission but Leeroy uses it to pass to side control.
Leeroy controls the position. Klemperer is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Leeroy off and has taken his back! Klemperer is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Leeroy has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Klemperer has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Leeroy taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Klemperer doesn't care though - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Werner Klemperer! Werner Klemperer is the new lightweight champion!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
44% |
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