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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pervo Jokkolainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hannibal Von Ruthless (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jokkolainen comes into the arena with Smells Like Humppa blaring out of the sound system. Von Ruthless has chosen Schwarze Sonne as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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197 cm
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270 lbs
12 - 2 - 0 |
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188 cm
22
265 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pervo Jokkolainen! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hannibal Von Ruthless! The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Edson Gomes and Emerson Jorge.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jokkolainen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A leg kick checked by Von Ruthless. Von Ruthless misses with a kick to the body.
Von Ruthless goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Von Ruthless. Von Ruthless lands with a thumping leg kick.
Von Ruthless throws the kick towards the body but Jokkolainen avoids it. Von Ruthless lands with a thumping leg kick.
A jab from Jokkolainen misses. A shot to the body from Von Ruthless misses and Jokkolainen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. A thudding body kick lands there by Von Ruthless!
Von Ruthless throws a sloppy body shot
and Jokkolainen counters with a thumping low kick. Jokkolainen misses with a straight right. Hannibal Von Ruthless seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Von Ruthless tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jokkolainen is able to avoid easily. Von Ruthless is looking to land body kicks. Von Ruthless avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Von Ruthless misses with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jokkolainen is looking to chop away at Von Ruthless's legs. Von Ruthless thuds his right hand into Jokkolainen's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. Jokkolainen is looking to land body kicks. Jokkolainen moves out of range as Von Ruthless throws a body kick.
Von Ruthless gets off balance looking for a body kick and Jokkolainen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. A low kick from Von Ruthless misses letting Jokkolainen counter with a right hand. Von Ruthless misses with a body shot
and Jokkolainen makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Jokkolainen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Von Ruthless. Von Ruthless fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jokkolainen. Von Ruthless ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Von Ruthless misses with an attempted mid kick.
The fighters circling - Jokkolainen throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Von Ruthless throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. Jokkolainen thows a left - swing and a miss! Von Ruthless throws a body kick the misses and Jokkolainen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Von Ruthless gets off balance looking for a body kick and Jokkolainen counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Von Ruthless bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Von Ruthless misses with an uppercut. Von Ruthless thumps Jokkolainen with a low kick. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Jokkolainen throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Von Ruthless on the side of the head. Von Ruthless swings and misses with a shot to the body and Jokkolainen counters with a nice uppercut. Von Ruthless is looking to land body kicks. Jokkolainen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Von Ruthless looks to land a right hand but Jokkolainen moved out of range. Von Ruthless misses with a kick to the body.
Von Ruthless thows a leg kick but Jokkolainen checks it and Jokkolainen counters with a lovely shot to the body. Von Ruthless tries to land a front kick but Jokkolainen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Jokkolainen chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Von Ruthless can pounce on him.
Jokkolainen throws a big shot that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jokkolainen moves out of range as Von Ruthless throws a body kick.
Von Ruthless throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Jokkolainen counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Von Ruthless thinking. Jokkolainen throws a right and a left that Von Ruthless avoids nicely. Jokkolainen takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Von Ruthless misses with a body shot.
Von Ruthless looks to throw a body kick and Jokkolainen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Von Ruthless chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Von Ruthless thows a leg kick but Jokkolainen checks it and Jokkolainen counters with an inside leg kick. Von Ruthless defending well as Jokkolainen loads up on a big left hand. Von Ruthless thows a leg kick but Jokkolainen checks it and Jokkolainen cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Von Ruthless throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Von Ruthless. Jokkolainen throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Von Ruthless tries to move into range but Jokkolainen moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. This has been an exciting period of action! Jokkolainen cracks Von Ruthless with an open hand slap.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A big left from Jokkolainen misses. Jokkolainen blocks a leg kick. Nice shot by Von Ruthless. Von Ruthless scores with a leg kick.
Von Ruthless displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jokkolainen throws out the jab. Von Ruthless attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Von Ruthless thumps Jokkolainen with a low kick. Von Ruthless misses with a kick to the body and Jokkolainen counters with a leg kick. Von Ruthless throws a leg kick that is checked and Jokkolainen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Jokkolainen misses with an uppercut. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Whack! Jokkolainen lands a heavy head kick that drops Von Ruthless. The ref tackles Jokkolainen to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Von Ruthless was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Pervo Jokkolainen!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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