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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Narve Pilsgaard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christ comes to the cage accompanied by What if God Smoked Cannabis. Narve Pilsgaard is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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147 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
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180 cm
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135 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Narve Pilsgaard!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Paul Aken and Nard Betker.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Pilsgaard jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Christ walks away with a smile on his face. Pilsgaard gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.
Pilsgaard moves forwards but Christ connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Christ stuns Pilsgaard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pilsgaard tries to clinch up
and Christ counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Christ lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pilsgaard at a distance.
Jab, jab by Christ - just one landing.
Christ scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pilsgaard looks gassed!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ has Pilsgaard up against the cage in a clinch.
Christ working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Christ lands a left hand.
Pilsgaard trying to land knees to the body.
Christ softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Christ presses Pilsgaard against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Christ throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pilsgaards head.
Pilsgaard is rocked!
Christ lands a body shot.
Pilsgaard is still on wobbly legs! Can Christ finish him?
Christ works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Pilsgaard seems to have recovered his senses.
Christ just leaning against Pilsgaard, taking a breather.
Christ lands a nice uppercut.
Christ slowing the pace effectively.
A nice right hand lands inside from Christ.
Christ throws a big uppercut that drops Pilsgaard! More strikes from Christ and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Pilsgaard lies dazed against the cage as Christ celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesus Christ!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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