PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatty McJitsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Naner Pus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatty McJitsu looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

McJitsu
vs
Pus

205 cm
21
280 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

190 cm
18
280 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

Transformer Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fatty McJitsu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Naner Pus!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Alexandre Firmino and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McJitsu misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pus looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
McJitsu tries to clinch but Pus moves out of range.
McJitsu checks the leg kick nicely there.

McJitsu fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Pus sprawls well initially but McJitsu persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Ground and pound from McJitsu.
Pus is staying active underneath McJitsu, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
McJitsu scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
McJitsu thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Pus's head.

McJitsu wants to work for an arm triangle but Pus is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Pus is trying to stand up here but McJitsu is controlling him well.
McJitsu controlling the pace.
McJitsu landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McJitsu prevents Pus from improving his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pus is positioning himself well to prevent McJitsu advancing to mount.
McJitsu looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

McJitsu stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
McJitsu tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Pus with a poor takedown

and McJitsu counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
McJitsu wants to control from the top but Pus keeps moving.
Pus wants to sweep here but McJitsu controlling him for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McJitsu looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
McJitsu's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
McJitsu has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
McJitsu has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Pus is proving hard to escape from.
McJitsu is fighting to break Pus's control of his arms but Pus is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
McJitsu trying to control but Pus is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McJitsu stands and throws Pus's legs to the side, diving into side control.
McJitsu trying to control the action but Pus is working from the bottom.
Pus is looking for a sweep.
McJitsu trying to control the action but Pus is working from the bottom.

McJitsu decides to stand back up. McJitsu steps back and let's Pus get back to his feet.
McJitsu throws a head kick but Pus moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Pus bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
McJitsu is looking to regain half guard here but Pus keeps moving and retains side control.
McJitsu gets back to half guard.
McJitsu is pressing down on Pus's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

McJitsu wriggles free and stands up.
McJitsu shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Pus decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in McJitsu's guard.
McJitsu managing to control the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pus trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fatty McJitsu dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

McJitsu gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
McJitsu looking to control.

McJitsu looking for a triangle here. Pus is fighting it but it looks tight! McJitsu pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Pus is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Fatty McJitsu!