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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Don Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Janick Ironcrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slice's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Welcome to the Jungle. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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185 cm
26
195 lbs
11 - 9 - 0 |
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190 cm
24
200 lbs
4 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Don Slice! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Janick Ironcrotch! The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Skip Squint and Bruno Hogan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ironcrotch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slice. Ironcrotch gets in close and instigates a clinch. Slice manages to break the clinch.
Ironcrotch walks into a straight right hand from Slice. Ironcrotch shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Slice but Slice pushes him off and we're back to square one. Slice's corner calls for a 1-2. Slice obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Slice stuffs the takedown attempt from Ironcrotch. Ironcrotch gets slowly back to his feet. Slice bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. Ironcrotch doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Slice throws a combination. Ironcrotch tries to block but a couple of punches get through. Ironcrotch shoots for a double leg takedown but Slice sprawls well. He's pushed Ironcrotch's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Don Slice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Janick Ironcrotch. Slice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ironcrotch moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Ironcrotch fails with the takedown. Ironcrotch looks for a takedown but Slice sprawls well. Slice lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Ironcrotch backs up against the ropes.
Slice lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
It looks like Janick Ironcrotch has been cut. Ironcrotch looks gassed! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Slice scores with a nice strike. Ironcrotch on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Slice misses with a wild combination.
That's one minute gone in the round. A punch lands to the side of Ironcrotch 's head but he takes it in his stride. Slice scores with a decent looking hook. Slice throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Slice lands a jab to the nose. Ironcrotch walks into a jab. Ironcrotch gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Slice throws a series of strikes that have Ironcrotch backpedaling.
Slice lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Ironcrotch misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out. Nice cross by Slice. Slice is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all. Slice jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
A combination from Slice does no damage. Ironcrotch showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Slice.
Slice connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Slice bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Ironcrotch's head. Ironcrotch shoots in for a takedown but Slice shows good takedown defense. Slice cracks Ironcrotch with a right hand to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A nice combination there by Slice.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Ironcrotch with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Slice to score with a decent uppercut. Slice throws a series of strikes that have Ironcrotch backpedaling.
Ironcrotch slips a jab and a cross from Slice.
A left and a right from Slice both land. Nice combination. Slice misses with a series of wild punches.
Slice smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Slice scores with a nice head shot. Ironcrotch gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Slice scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Ironcrotch shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Slice is really peppering his opponent's head with punches. Slice swinging wildly here.
Slice throws a series of punches but Ironcrotch moves out of range. A left and a right from Slice both land. Nice combination. Slice cracks a nice hook into Ironcrotch's ribs. Slice lands a jab to the head.
Slice throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Slice misses with the combination.
Slice moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. Slice is working the combinations to good effect here. Ironcrotch looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Slice is fending him off so far but Ironcrotch persists. Nope, Slice circles away and we're back to standing. Slice throws a combination. Ironcrotch tries to block but a couple of punches get through. Don Slice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Ironcrotch closes the distance and clinches up with Slice, looking for a takedown. Ironcrotch pushes Slice against the ropes but Slice circles to the side and manages to break the clinch. Slice lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Ironcrotch on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Slice lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Slice throws a good cross that connects.
Slice throws a nice looking combination but Ironcrotch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Ironcrotch with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Slice to score with a decent uppercut. Slice throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Slice throws a series of punches but Ironcrotch avoids them all with ease. Ironcrotch shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Slice but Slice pushes him off and we're back to square one. Ironcrotch tries to move into range but Slice moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. Ironcrotch looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. Slice scores with a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Slice tries to bum rush Ironcrotch with a series of wild strikes but Ironcrotch uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Ironcrotch will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts. Slice ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Slice throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A right-left combo lands from Slice. Slice's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Slice duly obliges. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Slice lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ironcrotch circles away quickly and effectively. Slice scores with a sloppy right hand. Ironcrotch should have avoided that one. Slice fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Slice!
Ironcrotch dodges the punch combination from Slice.
Ironcrotch dodges the punch combination from Slice.
A left and a right from Slice both land. Nice combination. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Left hook, right uppercut from Slice. Don Slice is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Ironcrotch shoots for a double leg takedown but Slice sprawls well. He's pushed Ironcrotch's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Slice scores with a decent looking hook. Slice lands a head kick. Ironcrotch smiles back at him and beckons him forward. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Don Slice dominated that round. The cut man is working on Janick Ironcrotch's cut. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Slice scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. Slice lands with a cross. Danga de danga de dang - Slice scores with a four punch combination! Ironcrotch darts in and clinches Slice up against the ropes. Slice escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ironcrotch takes a body punch but keeps moving. Slice jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Ironcrotch is trying desperately to land a takedown but Slice is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Ironcrotch. Slice bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Ironcrotch's head backwards. Slice scores with a sloppy right hand. Ironcrotch should have avoided that one. Slice throws a right hand that Ironcrotch ducks under and follows up with a left that Ironcrotch also avoids with ease. A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Ironcrotch. Slice lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Slice lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Slice with a jab. Ironcrotch is breathing heavily. Nice cross by Slice. Ironcrotch clinches. Slice escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Slice throws a right and a left that Ironcrotch avoids nicely. Good exchange - Slice coming out on top.
That's one minute gone in the round. Slice misses with a wild combination.
Slice scores with a jab to the jaw. Don Slice is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Ironcrotch looks for a takedown but Slice sprawls well. Ironcrotch misses the shot to the body. Don Slice is winning the standup battle so far. Ironcrotch shoots in looking for a takedown. Slice tries to sprawl out of it but Ironcrotch keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Slice manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. Don Slice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Janick Ironcrotch. Slice scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Slice is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ironcrotch can do to turn this around? Slice connects with a solid leg kick. A combination from Slice does no damage. Slice scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ironcrotch doesn't seem bothered though. Slice throws a series of punches but Ironcrotch moves out of range. Slice lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Slice lands with an uppercut that bounces Ironcrotch off the ropes and back into rage. Ironcrotch walks into a straight right hand from Slice. Slice connects with the punch. Nice shot by Slice. Slice scores with a hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Slice smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Ironcrotch fails miserably with a takedown attempt. Slice works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Ironcrotch takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket. Slice closes the distance and lands a one-two. Slice dips down and scores with a jab to the body. This has been an exciting period of action! Slice closes the distance and lands a one-two. Slice lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
A punch combination from Slice misses. Slice thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Ironcrotch if he has to take too many more of those.
Ironcrotch takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Ironcrotch is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Slice. Slice connects with a body shot. Slice fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ironcrotch on the side of the head. A cross from Slice lands. Slice lands a jab to the head.
Slice fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Ironcrotch takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Ironcrotch takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Ironcrotch avoids a punch combination nicely.
Slice smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Slice swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Slice scores with a hook. Slice lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Slice misses with a jab, cross combination.
No joy there for Slice, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A punch combination from Slice misses. Slice is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. A punch lands to the side of Ironcrotch 's head but he takes it in his stride. Ironcrotch wants to clinch up but Slice keeps it at a distance. Slice throws a nice looking combination but Ironcrotch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. A cross from Slice lands. No joy there for Slice, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Slice throws a series of strikes that have Ironcrotch backpedaling.
Slice scores with a sloppy right hand. Ironcrotch should have avoided that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Slice dips to his left and cracks Ironcrotch with an uppercut! Slice connects with a nice looking jab.
Slice misses with a two punch combination.
Slice lands with a nice combination. Ironcrotch backs away looking to recover. Ironcrotch slips a jab and a cross from Slice.
Slice with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ironcrotch shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Slice as he jumps to the side. Slice cracks Ironcrotch with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Slice throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Ironcrotch takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Ironcrotch has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him. Slice bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Ironcrotch's head. Slice fails to land with a series of punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Ironcrotch tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Slice swivels and escapes. Slice connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Ironcrotch fails with a takedown attempt. Ironcrotch has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Slice throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ironcrotch. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Don Slice dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Janick Ironcrotch's cut. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Slice stalks Ironcrotch and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Ironcrotch's face. Ironcrotch staggers backwards, shaken. Slice scores with a jab to the jaw. Ironcrotch fails to land the takedown. Slice throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Ironcrotch shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Slice sprawls well. Slice wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Ironcrotch gets slowly back to his feet. Ironcrotch doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Ironcrotch on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Slice lands the left hand. Slice thuds his right hand into Ironcrotch's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. Ironcrotch showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Slice.
Ironcrotch takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Slice lands a glancing blow to the side of Ironcrotch's head. Slice throws a right and a left that both miss. Ironcrotch takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Slice throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Ironcrotch shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Slice sprawls well. Slice wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Ironcrotch gets slowly back to his feet. Don Slice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Janick Ironcrotch.
That's one minute gone in the round. Slice stalks Ironcrotch and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Ironcrotch's face. Ironcrotch staggers backwards, shaken. Slice is looking to land body kicks. Slice lands with a straight right. Ironcrotch didn't see that one coming. Slice lands with a cross. Ironcrotch has a takedown stuffed. Slice changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Slice moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. Slice connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Slice scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Slice throws out a powerful jab. Slice lands a nice shot that snaps Ironcrotch's head back.
Slice lands a jab-cross combination. Ironcrotch takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket. Slice lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ironcrotch circles away quickly and effectively.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Slice lands with a nice combination. Ironcrotch backs away looking to recover.
Ironcrotch is rocked! Slice rushes Ironcrotch with punches - Ironcrotch moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Ironcrotch goes down! Slice follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Don Slice!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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