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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Richard Simmons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Godzilla Harddisksson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simmons comes to the cage accompanied by No More Pain. Harddisksson has chosen Rough Boy - ZZ Top as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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280 lbs
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265 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Richard Simmons!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Godzilla Harddisksson!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Frank Dennis and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simmons digs a good hook to Harddisksson's body.
Harddisksson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice defenses there by Simmons.
Harddisksson looks to throw the jab but Simmons is out of range.
Simmons fails with an attempt to clinch.
Simmons is looking to clinch but Harddisksson is avoiding it.
Harddisksson looks to score with a jab to the body but Simmons is just out of range.
Simmons throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Harddisksson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Simmons.
Harddisksson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Harddisksson misses with a takedown
and Simmons counters with a shoot takedown. Harddisksson fights it but they end up in guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simmons wants to control from the top but Harddisksson keeps moving.
Simmons lands a couple of elbows.
Simmons slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simmons looking to pass the guard.
Harddisksson throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Simmons postures up.
Simmons got a little sloppy there for a moment and Harddisksson has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Simmons has managed to get both his arms back between Harddisksson's legs - danger averted.
Simmons drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Harddisksson manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Simmons has Harddisksson in his guard.
Simmons is pulling down on Harddisksson's head to control his posture.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Simmons keeping moving, preventing Harddisksson from controlling successfully.
Harddisksson is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Harddisksson looking to pass the guard.
Harddisksson is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simmons looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Harddisksson throwing strikes from guard but Simmons blocks nicely.
Harddisksson wants to pass the guard but Simmons is keeping the position.
Simmons wants to sweep here but Harddisksson controlling him for the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Harddisksson throws a strike but Simmons rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Simmons trying to control but Harddisksson is working from the bottom.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
The crowd cheers as Simmons lands an impressive looking overhand right. Harddisksson doesn't seem phased though.
Simmons scores with a leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Harddisksson moves out of range of the leg kick from Simmons.
Godzilla Harddisksson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Harddisksson closes the distance looking to clinch
and Simmons counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Richard Simmons dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
A combination from Harddisksson does no damage.
Harddisksson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Simmons counters by clinching up.
A nice right hand lands inside from Simmons.
Harddisksson lands a nice shot to the body.
Simmons lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Simmons lands a body punch in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Simmons - that landed with a thud.
Simmons is leaning against Harddisksson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Harddisksson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Simmons's elbow.
Simmons can't find room to land a body shot as Harddisksson controls the action.
Harddisksson tries to throw a body punch but Simmons avoids it by throwing Harddisksson back against the cage.
Simmons working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Harddisksson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Simmons swings wildly with an uppercut but Harddisksson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Harddisksson has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Simmons avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Harddisksson struggles to land a body shot inside as Simmons controls his hands.
Simmons presses Harddisksson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Simmons working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Simmons lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Harddisksson or not.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simmons lands a hook to the side of the head.
Simmons lands a body shot in the clinch.
Simmons presses Harddisksson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Harddisksson is breathing heavily.
Simmons lands a body punch in the clinch.
Simmons looking to stall.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simmons lands a right hand that snaps the head of Harddisksson backwards.
Simmons is pushing Harddisksson up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A head punch on the inside from Harddisksson fails to land.
Simmons lands a body punch in the clinch.
Simmons cracks Harddisksson with a nice body shot.
A hook to the body from Simmons.
Simmons lands a body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Simmons.
Simmons lands a hook to the side of the head.
Simmons lands with a left to the head.
Simmons scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Simmons lands a body shot.
Simmons will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Harddisksson up against the cage.
Simmons makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Simmons lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Simmons is working Harddisksson over against the cage.
Simmons digs a right hand underneath Harddisksson's ribcage. Harddisksson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nice body punch from Simmons - that landed with a thud.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simmons working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simmons lands a body shot in the clinch.
Simmons digs a right hand underneath Harddisksson's ribcage. Harddisksson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Simmons throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Simmons lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Simmons softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Simmons stalling.
Simmons working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Simmons blocking some punches.
Simmons's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Harddisksson misses with the head strike.
A hook to the body from Simmons.
Simmons throws a head punch that misses.
Harddisksson tries for a takedown. No joy.
Simmons lands a right hand that snaps the head of Harddisksson backwards.
Simmons lands a nice uppercut.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Simmons takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Richard Simmons has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Simmons lands a left hand.
Simmons tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Harddisksson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Harddisksson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Simmons trying to stall but Harddisksson improves his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simmons is leaning against Harddisksson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Simmons content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Harddisksson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Simmons throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Harddiskssons head.
Simmons is pushing Harddisksson up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Simmons.
A right hand to the body from Simmons.
Simmons lands with a short shot to the head.
Simmons pressing his opponent against the cage.
A short uppercut from Simmons.
Simmons lands a right hand that snaps the head of Harddisksson backwards.
Simmons manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Simmons throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Harddiskssons head.
Simmons is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Harddisksson can do to turn this around?
Simmons lands a body punch.
Harddisksson pushes Simmons back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Simmons manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harddisksson is trying to stall.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Harddisksson.
Harddisksson takes a shot to the head.
Simmons is trying to stall.
Simmons is stalling here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Richard Simmons.
Simmons throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Harddisksson's waist but Harddisksson gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Simmons off to one side.
Harddisksson forces Simmons back against the cage and clinches.
Simmons throws a head punch that misses.
Harddisksson can't find room to land a body shot as Simmons controls the action.
Harddisksson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Simmons's elbow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Harddisksson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Simmons lands a right hand.
A hook to the body from Harddisksson.
Harddisksson avoiding damage.
Harddisksson cracks Simmons with a nice body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Richard Simmons dominated that second round.
That's time! Simmons's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Simmons displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Harddisksson throws out the jab.
Harddisksson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Simmons counters with a nice leg kick.
Simmons takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Harddisksson on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Simmons scores with a leg kick.
Harddisksson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Simmons counters with a nice leg kick.
Harddisksson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Simmons. Simmons obviously looking to wear him down.
Simmons tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Simmons throws a leg kick which misses Harddisksson's front leg but catches the back leg as Harddisksson tries to avoid it.
Harddisksson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Simmons.
Both fighters circling a little - Simmons finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Simmons with a hook.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Simmons lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simmons turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Simmons slips under a jab.
Simmons cracks Harddisksson with a right hand to the side of the head.
Simmons throws a sloppy body shot
and Harddisksson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Simmons lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Harddisksson takes one on the button.
Simmons misses with a head kick.
Harddisksson throws a body punch but Simmons moves out of range.
Harddisksson has his takedown stuffed
and Simmons counters with an outside leg kick.
Richard Simmons has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Godzilla Harddisksson.
Simmons fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Nice body kick there by Simmons.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simmons moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harddisksson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Simmons wants to clinch up but Harddisksson keeps it at a distance.
Simmons gets a takedown into half guard.
Simmons is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Simmons looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Harddisksson is trying to get back to full guard.
Simmons wants to pass the guard but Harddisksson is defending well.
Simmons working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simmons is keen to just control but Harddisksson is a slippery customer.
Harddisksson looking for submissions off his back.
Simmons is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Harddisksson moves into full guard.
Harddisksson wants to sweep but no luck.
Harddisksson looking to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Simmons throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Harddisksson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Simmons trying to control the position from guard on top but Harddisksson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Harddisksson wants to improve his position but instead Simmons has moved into half guard.
Harddisksson is looking for a sweep. Simmons is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Simmons wants to control but Harddisksson is keeping him busy.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Simmons doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simmons doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Harddisksson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Godzilla Harddisksson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Richard Simmons is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Simmons throws a quick inside leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Richard Simmons showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Simmons has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Richard Simmons!
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