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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Will Whyte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eric Cartman has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Will Whyte!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Alec Ball and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cartman rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Whyte moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Whyte throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Cartman to counter with a crisp jab.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Whyte, right into the meat.
Whyte throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Whyte buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Whyte throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman shoots for a takedown but Whyte saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Whyte throws a right and a left that both miss.
Whyte throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Whyte moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cartman looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cartman swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Whyte throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Will Whyte is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whyte throws the left hand but Cartman avoids the punch easily.
Will Whyte seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Whyte misses with the combination.
Whyte lands with a nice combination. Cartman backs away looking to recover.
Whyte lands a big head kick that sends Cartman tumbling to the mat! Whyte takes a step backwards and waves Cartman back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Whyte misses with a jab, cross combination.
Whyte throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Cartman counters with a series of strikes. Whyte will be more careful next time no doubt.
Whyte feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cartman's calf.
Cartman gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A punch combination from Whyte misses.
Whyte misses with an uppercut.
Whyte misses with a series of wild punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whyte throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Whyte tries a head kick but it misses.
Whyte throws a right and a left that both miss.
Whyte lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cartman changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Whyte tries to avoid it but Cartman manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Whyte to the ground. Whyte escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Cartman dodges the punch combination from Whyte.
Whyte works over Cartman's head and body with a nice combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Whyte throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Whyte with a jab.
Whyte lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cartman circles away quickly and effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whyte falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cartman counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Whyte thinking.
Whyte misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cartman misses with a double jab
and Whyte counters with a two punch combo.
Whyte lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Whyte swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cartman counters with a two punch combo.
Whyte works the jab nicely.
Whyte is working the combinations to good effect here.
Whyte misses with a double jab
and Cartman counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Whyte!
Cartman sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whyte bucks Cartman off and manages to get back to his feet!
Whyte swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Whyte throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Whyte misses with a two punch combination.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Whyte lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cartman circles away quickly and effectively.
Cartman scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Will Whyte dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Cartman misses with a series of wild punches.
A big right from Whyte misses.
Whyte throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cartman counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Whyte throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman.
Nice body punch from Whyte.
Whyte misses with a head kick.
Whyte connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cartman walks into a stiff left hand from Whyte.
Whyte misses with an attempted mid kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cartman lands a nice shot that snaps Whyte's head back.
Whyte checks a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whyte moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Whyte loads up on a big right hand but Cartman slips the punch.
Whyte throws out a loose jab but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Whyte. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Whyte throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and moves out of range.
Whyte throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cartman counters with a one-two to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Whyte. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Whyte throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Cartman moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Whyte backs up against the cage.
Whyte throws a jab when Cartman was well out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whyte throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
Will Whyte seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cartman tries to clinch there but Whyte circles away.
Whyte tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Whyte falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cartman counters with a two punch combo.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Whyte moves out of range.
Cartman takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Whyte throws a head kick that misses.
Cartman blocks a leg kick.
Whyte connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Cartman's hands.
Cartman tries to bum rush Whyte with a series of wild strikes but Whyte uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Eric Cartman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whyte tries to land a front kick but Cartman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cartman looks to land a combination but Whyte avoids it well.
Whyte misses with a series of wild punches.
Whyte misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Cartman counters with a three punch combo that has Whyte backing up. Whyte nods at Cartman to acknowledge the strikes.
Whyte tries to bum rush Cartman with a series of wild strikes but Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cartman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A shot to the body from Whyte misses
and Cartman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Whyte throws a combination that misses
and Cartman counters with a two punch combo.
Whyte throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cartman counters with a series of strikes. Whyte will be more careful next time no doubt.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Whyte.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick
and Cartman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Whyte avoids them all with ease.
Whyte connects with a right hand. Cartman shakes it off.
Whyte misses with a leg kick.
Whyte swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cartman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A combination from Whyte does no damage.
Some wild striking there from Whyte.
A punch combination from Whyte misses.
Cartman looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Whyte swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Cartman counters with a one-two to the body.
Whyte looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Eric Cartman will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
A big right from Whyte misses.
Whyte throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Whyte throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Whyte goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Whyte tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartman throws a nice looking combination but Whyte bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Whyte throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cartman counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A punch combination from Cartman misses.
The fighters circle momentarily. Whyte darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A big left from Whyte misses.
Cartman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Whyte throws out the jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Whyte lands a head shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Whyte moves out of range.
Whyte throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Cartman counters with a three punch combo that has Whyte backing up. Whyte nods at Cartman to acknowledge the strikes.
Whyte scores with the left hand. Cartman knows he should have avoided that one.
Whyte jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cartman swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Whyte falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cartman counters with a one-two to the body.
Whyte swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cartman counters with a nice uppercut.
Whyte throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cartman throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Cartman slips under a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Whyte lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Cartman backs up against the cage.
Whyte swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cartman takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Whyte pushes him off.
Whyte gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Whyte swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Whyte will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Whyte throws a jab when Cartman was well out of range.
Whyte misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Whyte throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Whyte misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Cartman!
Cartman fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Whyte throws a combination that misses
and Cartman counters with a one-two to the body.
Whyte goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Whyte throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman scores with a nice strike.
Cartman avoids a punch combination nicely.
Whyte throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Cartman counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Whyte misses with a body punch
and Cartman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cartman blocks a leg kick.
Whyte misses with a double jab
and Cartman counters with a series of strikes. Whyte will be more careful next time no doubt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Whyte throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Whyte misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Whyte falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cartman counters with a two punch combo.
Cartman blocks a jab.
Whyte checks a leg kick.
Whyte has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Whyte scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Whyte misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Cartman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Whyte fails to land with a series of punches.
Whyte misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Cartman has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 29:28
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!
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energy
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RATING
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