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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jason The Diamond (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and M C Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hammer comes into a darkened arena with his song building. M.C. Hammer: U Cant Touch This kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Jason The Diamond has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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183 lbs
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182 lbs
11 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jason The Diamond!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, M C Hammer!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Diamond was well out of range. Poor timing from Hammer.
Hammer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Diamond.
The Diamond keeps the fight on the outside.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Diamond.
Hammer misses with an uppercut.
The Diamond takes one to the chin there.
The Diamond scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hammer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Diamond will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hammer looks to score with a jab to the body but The Diamond is just out of range.
The Diamond bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Diamond tries to bum rush Hammer with a series of wild strikes but Hammer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The Diamond loads up on a big right hand but Hammer slips the punch.
Hammer throws a combination that misses
and The Diamond counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Hammer drops his hands momentarily and The Diamond takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The Diamond fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hammer manages to avoid it.
Hammer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hammer tried to score with a low kick but The Diamond checks it.
The Diamond swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Diamond ducks under a wild hook from Hammer.
Hammer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The Diamond avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hammer throws the left hand but The Diamond avoids the punch easily.
The Diamond lands with a nice body punch.
Hammer misses with a hook to the body
and The Diamond counters with a thumping low kick.
Hammer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but The Diamond is out of range.
The Diamond keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hammer.
Hammer scores with a nice head shot.
Hammer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hammer misses with a wild body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Diamond turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The Diamond misses with a head kick.
The Diamond throws a leg kick but Hammer checks it.
The Diamond ducks under a wild hook from Hammer.
The Diamond keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hammer throws a hook to the side of The Diamond's head but The Diamond sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hammer throws a shot from downtown. The Diamond moves away and avoids it.
Hammer fails in his attempt to clinch.
The Diamond throws out a leg kick but Hammer moves out of range and The Diamond only half commits.
The Diamond scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Hammer tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and The Diamond is able to avoid easily.
The Diamond misses with a low kick.
Hammer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Diamond.
Hammer misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling The Diamond to counter with a crisp jab.
The Diamond throws a jab but it's blocked by Hammer.
The Diamond swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hammer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting The Diamond counter with a right hand.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hammer tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Diamond swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hammer throws a hook but The Diamond blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jason The Diamond dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Hammer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Hammer looks to throw the jab but The Diamond is out of range.
Hammer throws an overhand right that lands on The Diamond's shoulder, as The Diamond tries to avoid the shot.
Hammer throws a head kick but The Diamond moves out of range.
The Diamond uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hammer.
Jason The Diamond is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hammer looks to throw the jab but The Diamond is out of range.
Hammer moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Diamond throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Diamond misses with a wild body shot.
Hammer lands a lovely overhand right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer misses the jab.
Hammer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Danga de danga de dang - Hammer scores with a four punch combination!
The Diamond throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hammer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Hammer throws a jab but it's blocked by The Diamond.
M C Hammer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Diamond misses with a low kick.
Hammer throws a nice looking combination but The Diamond bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A punch combination from The Diamond misses.
Hammer thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Hammer tries to clinch but The Diamond moves out of range.
Hammer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Diamond.
Hammer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hammer misses with a leg kick
and The Diamond counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Diamond slips under a jab from Hammer.
The Diamond lands with a nice combination. Hammer backs away looking to recover.
The Diamond avoids a punch combination nicely.
The Diamond lands with a kick to the temple. Hammer shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Diamond ducks under a wild hook from Hammer.
Hammer tries to work over The Diamond's front leg with a kick but The Diamond checks it.
Hammer throws a lazy right hand but The Diamond sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hammer missing with a left hand there. The Diamond was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hammer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Diamond.
Hammer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hammer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hammer takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Hammer throws a nice looking combination but The Diamond bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The Diamond lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The Diamond swats away the attempt to clinch by Hammer.
Hammer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hammer throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and The Diamond counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Hammer is looking to chop away at The Diamond's legs.
Hammer checks a leg kick.
Hammer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hammer misses with a straight right.
The Diamond scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Jason The Diamond will probably get the nod.
That's time! The Diamond's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Hammer fails with an attempt to clinch.
The Diamond misses with a head kick.
The Diamond misses with a combination
and Hammer counters with a series of strikes. The Diamond will be more careful next time no doubt.
The Diamond misses with an uppercut. Hammer saw that one coming.
A low kick from Hammer is predictable there
and The Diamond counters with a nice uppercut.
Hammer misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammer throws a leg kick
and The Diamond counters with a thumping low kick.
Hammer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hammer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by The Diamond.
The Diamond circles away from the clinch attempt.
The Diamond throws a nice looking combination but Hammer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Hammer, as that shot connected.
Hammer scores with a nice head shot.
The Diamond throws a hook to the side of Hammer's head but Hammer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hammer misses with an uppercut. The Diamond saw that one coming.
Hammer lands with a hook. The Diamond tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The Diamond slips a jab from Hammer.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but The Diamond is out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Diamond. That's going to slow Hammer down.
Hammer misses with a looping right.
A clash of legs there as Hammer blocks the low kick.
A lazy left from The Diamond finds it's target.
The Diamond lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Hammer misses with a hook.
The Diamond looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Diamond throws a leg kick but Hammer sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Hammer misses the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hammer loads up on a big right hand but The Diamond slips the punch.
Hammer lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Hammer.
It looks like Jason The Diamond has been cut.
The Diamond moves out of range as Hammer strikes.
The Diamond slips a straight right by Hammer.
The Diamond misses with a two punch combination.
The Diamond swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hammer.
Jab from Hammer.
Hammer throws a lazy right hand but The Diamond sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammer throws a sloppy body shot
and The Diamond counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
The Diamond just misses with a punch to the body.
Hammer throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and The Diamond counters with an inside leg kick.
Hammer blocks a head kick by The Diamond.
Hammer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The Diamond lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hammer wants to clinch up but The Diamond keeps it at a distance.
The Diamond misses the shot to the body.
Jason The Diamond is winning the standup battle so far.
A left and a right from The Diamond both land. Nice combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Jason The Diamond did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The cut man is working on Jason The Diamond's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
The Diamond slips a straight right by Hammer.
Hammer just misses with a punch to the body.
Hammer misses with a body punch
and The Diamond counters with a straight right hand.
Hammer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Diamond.
The Diamond misses with a two punch combination.
The Diamond with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hammer to score with a decent uppercut.
Hammer tries to score with a low kick but The Diamond moves his leg out of the way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by The Diamond.
The Diamond staying out of range there.
A big right from Hammer misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Diamond throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hammer looks to land a left hand but The Diamond moved out of range nicely.
Hammer misses with a body shot
and The Diamond counters with a leg kick.
Hammer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Diamond misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A punch combination from Hammer misses.
Hammer tests The Diamond's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Diamond misses with an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Hammer throws out a loose jab but The Diamond uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Diamond tries to bum rush Hammer with a series of wild strikes but Hammer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hammer. The Diamond does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hammer throws a right and a left that The Diamond avoids nicely.
Hammer thumps The Diamond with a low kick.
The Diamond scores with a spinning back kick!
Hammer misses with a wild body shot.
Hammer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Diamond manages to avoid it.
Hammer misses the body punch
and The Diamond counters with a nice body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Diamond slips under a jab.
Hammer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hammer tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and The Diamond is able to avoid easily.
Hammer misses with a hook.
The Diamond takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Hammer misses with a looping right.
The Diamond misses with a low kick.
Hammer misses with a looping left.
Hammer throws a leg kick
and The Diamond counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The Diamond swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hammer counters with a right hand to the body.
Hammer misses with a double jab
enabling The Diamond to counter with a crisp jab.
Nice shot lands for Hammer.
Hammer misses with an uppercut. The Diamond saw that one coming.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from The Diamond lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hammer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hammer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Hammer throws a jab when The Diamond was well out of range.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The Diamond steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hammer.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The Diamond slips a straight right by Hammer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but M C Hammer will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Jason The Diamond's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Hammer throws a lazy right hand but The Diamond sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hammer throws a leg kick
and The Diamond counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hammer throws and low kick but The Diamond moves out of range easily.
The Diamond lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hammer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and The Diamond counters with an inside leg kick.
Hammer misses with a two punch combination.
Hammer throws a jab but it's blocked by The Diamond.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammer closes the distance but The Diamond moves to the side
enabling The Diamond to counter with a crisp jab.
Hammer throws a leg kick
and The Diamond counters with a one-two to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer misses with a body shot.
Hammer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Left hook, right uppercut from The Diamond.
Hammer drops his hands momentarily and The Diamond takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Hammer tries to bum rush The Diamond with a series of wild strikes but The Diamond uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The Diamond throws a head kick that misses
and Hammer counters with a stiff right hand.
Hammer moves in looking to clinch but The Diamond pushes him off.
Hammer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Diamond.
Hammer throws a big shot that misses.
M C Hammer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Diamond.
The Diamond defending well as Hammer loads up on a big left hand.
Hammer throws out a loose jab but The Diamond uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hammer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Hammer has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A big left from Hammer misses.
A jab from Hammer misses.
Hammer throws a big shot that misses.
Hammer misses with the combination.
Hammer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Diamond.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Diamond tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hammer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Diamond takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Hammer misses with a body shot
and The Diamond counters with an inside leg kick.
Hammer misses with a combination
and The Diamond counters with a straight right hand.
Hammer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hammer misses with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The Diamond looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hammer throws a shot from downtown. The Diamond moves away and avoids it.
Hammer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jason The Diamond is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Hammer missing with a left hand there. The Diamond was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A big left from Hammer misses.
The Diamond slips under a jab from Hammer.
The Diamond misses with a wild combination.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hammer lands a jab to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Jason The Diamond.
Well The Diamond has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 49:48
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 47:48
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 49:48
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Jason The Diamond!
Jason The Diamond retains his welterweight title!
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