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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snookie Stallion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Beckham (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that David Beckham was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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185 lbs
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187 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Snookie Stallion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, David Beckham!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Damien Edna and Bruno Hogan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stallion shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Beckham but Beckham pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Beckham clinches up against the cage.
Beckham stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Beckham lands a knee to the head.
Stallion tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Beckham smiles and moves away.
Beckham connects with a vicious head kick that knocks Stallion to the floor! Beckham dives in looking for the finish!
Stallion is rocked!
Stallion wants to get back to full guard.
Oh Stallion is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stallion trying to control from the bottom.
Beckham lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Stallion wants to get back to full guard but Beckham has passed into side control.
Stallion is wriggling around trying to escape.
Stallion seems to have got his legs back now.
Beckham sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Stallion is trying desperately to improve position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beckham pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Stallion is looking to get to half guard.
Beckham dominating with strikes here.
Beckham lands a big elbow.
Beckham controlling from mount.
Stallion tries to lock up and control but Beckham gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Beckham scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Stallion?
Stallion is working to get back to half guard.
Beckham lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Stallion hang on?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stallion is looking to improve his position but Beckham isn't that keen on the idea.
Stallion is breathing heavily.
Beckham controlling his opponent.
Beckham scoring with strikes but Stallion is staying in there.
Beckham avoids the attempt from Stallion to control.
Beckham trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Beckham working the ground and pound effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stallion is trying desperately to improve position.
Stallion wants to hold on but Beckham pushes him away.
Stallion tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Stallion wants to hold on but Beckham pushes him away.
Beckham tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Beckham looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Beckham tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Beckham breaks from Stallion's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Beckham controlling from the full mount.
Beckham with shots to the head and body - Stallion looks very uncomfortable down there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beckham landing shots from mount.
Stallion is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Beckham controlling the pace for now.
Let's hope that Beckham has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Beckham wants to control the pace but Stallion is squirming around nicely.
Stallion tries to reverse the position but Beckham maintains control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
David Beckham dominated that round.
That's time! Stallion's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Stallion throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Beckham's waist but Beckham gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Stallion off to one side.
Beckham ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stallion moves away.
Snookie Stallion is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stallion shoots in and bounces Beckham off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Stallion drops back, looking for a kneebar! Beckham looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Beckham looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Beckham!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stallion takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Beckham controlling from side mount.
Beckham lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Stallion down.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Stallion is trying to escape the position but Beckham is controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stallion tries to contro but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beckham controlling the position easily from mount.
Despite being in the dominant position, David Beckham just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Stallion tries for a takedown but Beckham sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Beckham has managed to clinch.
Stallion creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Stallion tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Beckham just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Snookie Stallion. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Beckham stalling against the cage.
Stallion has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Beckham is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Beckham breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Stallion shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Beckham but Beckham pushes him off and we're back to square one.
The fight stays on the outside here - Beckham looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Stallion scores with a takedown into Beckham's guard.
Stallion trying to control but Beckham is working from the bottom.
Stallion drops back looking for a leg! Beckham is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Beckham manages to kick Stallion off! Stallion jumps back into Beckham's guard.
Stallion is pushing down on Beckham's leg trying to pass to half guard. Beckham is fighting to maintain full guard but Stallion has managed to sneak the leg through.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stallion is tying to control. Beckham wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Stallion is working for a kimura but Beckham is defending it quite comfortably.
Stallion seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Beckham is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Snookie Stallion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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