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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Dickface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sakke Somali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mr Dickface has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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180 lbs
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180 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Dickface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sakke Somali!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Albert Achterberg and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickface lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dickface looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dickface avoids the head kick by Somali.
Dickface throws a series of punches but Somali moves out of range.
Dickface looks to land a combination but Somali avoids it well.
No joy there for Dickface, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A big left from Dickface misses.
Dickface really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Somali.
Dickface circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dickface misses with a straight right.
Somali dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dickface. That did some damage!
Mr Dickface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dickface throws a series of punches but Somali moves out of range.
Somali dodges the punch combination from Dickface.
Somali slips a jab from Dickface.
Somali tries a head kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Somali.
Somali slips under a jab.
Dickface throws out a loose jab but Somali uses good head movement to avoid it.
Somali bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Dickface misses with a series of wild punches.
Dickface avoids the head kick by Somali.
Somali lands with a kick to the temple. Dickface shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Mr Dickface has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Somali moves into the clinch successfully.
Somali utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Dickface is breathing heavily.
Somali putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dickface in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Somali escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Somali moves into the clinch.
Dickface is looking to control Somali's arms but Somali gets an underhook and turns him. Now Dickface has his back to the cage.
Somali working Dickface over with knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Somali lands an elbow that stopped Dickface in his tracks for a moment.
Somali utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Somali gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Somali breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Somali scores with a push kick.
Somali moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Somali.
Somali throws a head kick but Dickface moves out of range.
Dickface tries to keep at a distance but Somali has taken the fight into the clinch.
Somali comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dickface takes an elbow to the forehead.
Somali gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dickface takes an elbow to the forehead.
Somali's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dickface moves out of range as Somali throws a body kick.
Somali throws a head kick that misses.
Dickface takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickface fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Somali misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Somali feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dickface's calf.
Somali moves into range and clinches up with Dickface.
Somali lands a nice elbow.
Somali breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dickface lands a jab.
Somali defending well as Dickface loads up on a big left hand.
Somali rushes Dickface and presses him up against the cage.
Somali creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dickface's defenses.
Somali scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Somali.
Somali manages to break the clinch.
Dickface throws a looping overhand right but Somali ducks down to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Somali lands a head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Somali gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Somali lands a damaging elbow.
Somali connects with a knee to the head.
Somali breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dickface misses the jab.
Somali drives through and clinches with Dickface against the cage.
Somali lands an elbow just above Dickface 's eye.
Somali landing knees to the head.
Somali landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dickface takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dickface takes an elbow to the temple.
Somali lands an elbow that stopped Dickface in his tracks for a moment.
Dickface takes a knee right on the jaw!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dickface wants to break free but Somali has control.
Somali lands a damaging elbow.
Somali breaks from the clinch.
Dickface throws a nice looking combination but Somali bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Somali tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sakke Somali dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mr Dickface's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Somali fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dickface, pushing him back against the cage.
Somali lands an elbow that stopped Dickface in his tracks for a moment.
Somali breaks the clinch.
Somali plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Somali dodges the punch combination from Dickface.
Mr Dickface is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dickface lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Somali throws a push kick but Dickface slaps the foot to one side.
Somali fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dickface, pushing him back against the cage.
Sakke Somali seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Somali lands a knee to the head.
Somali unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Somali lands a nice elbow.
Dickface takes an elbow to the forehead.
Somali lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dickface on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dickface is trying to break the clinch but Somali is controlling him.
Somali lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Somali creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dickface's defenses.
Dickface wants to get back to striking at distance but Somali won't allow it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Somali utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dickface takes an elbow to the forehead.
Somali escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dickface tries to keep at a distance but Somali has taken the fight into the clinch.
Somali lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Somali lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Somali lands an elbow inside.
Somali lands an elbow that stopped Dickface in his tracks for a moment.
Somali lands an elbow just above Dickface 's eye.
Somali lands a good knee to the midsection. Dickface won't want to take too many of those.
Dickface wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Somali breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Somali is looking to slow Dickface down with leg kicks.
A head kick from Somali lands but Dickface takes it in his stride.
Nice uppercut there from Dickface.
Somali closes the distance and clinches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Somali creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dickface's defenses.
Somali using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Somali lands a nice elbow.
Somali escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dickface throws a looping overhand right but Somali ducks down to avoid it.
Somali slips under a jab from Dickface.
Somali has managed to clinch.
Somali is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Somali landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Somali connects with a knee to the head.
Somali lands a damaging elbow.
Somali throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickface blocks it with crossed arms.
Somali lands a knee to the head.
Somali breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Somali rushes Dickface and presses him up against the cage.
Somali lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dickface can't break the clinch.
Somali lands a damaging elbow.
Dickface tries to circle away but Somali has him pinned against the cage.
Somali lands a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Somali obliges.
Somali lands a knee to the head.
Somali tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Somali unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Knees in the clinch landing for Somali.
Dickface takes an elbow to the temple.
Somali breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dickface misses with a hook. Somali ducked under it nicely.
Dickface swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dickface is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Dickface loads up on a big right hand but Somali slips the punch.
A punch combination from Dickface misses.
A jab from Dickface misses.
Dickface works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dickface on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Somali. Dickface shrugs it off though.
Somali has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dickface tries to keep at a distance but Somali has taken the fight into the clinch.
Somali manages to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Somali lands a high kick!
Somali throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Somali pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A cross from Dickface lands.
Somali throws a sloppy head kick and Dickface moves out of range easily.
Somali throws a wild body kick that Dickface sees coming a mile off.
Dickface throws a hook but Somali blocks it.
Dickface throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dickface darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Somali swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Somali lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dickface takes a step back to recover.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sakke Somali showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mr Dickface's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Somali throws a head kick that misses.
Dickface throws a looping overhand right but Somali ducks down to avoid it.
Somali scores with a leg kick.
Somali uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dickface.
A head kick misses from Somali.
Dickface lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Somali uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dickface.
Somali throws a head kick but Dickface moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Somali slips a jab and a cross from Dickface.
Somali throws a leg kick but Dickface sees it coming and moves out of range.
Sakke Somali seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Somali feints and then cracks Dickface's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dickface down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Somali misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dickface throws a right hand that Somali ducks under and follows up with a left that Somali also avoids with ease.
Somali steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dickface.
Somali throws a quick inside leg kick.
Somali has taken the fight to the clinch.
Somali gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Somali creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dickface's defenses.
Somali lands an elbow just above Dickface 's eye.
Somali breaks from the clinch.
Somali moves into the clinch successfully.
Somali lands a damaging elbow.
Somali lands an elbow inside.
Dickface tries to break the clinch but Somali is controlling the position.
Somali lands an elbow inside that Dickface shrugs off.
Dickface is trying to break the clinch but Somali is controlling him.
Somali's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dickface throws the left hand but Somali avoids the punch easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dickface.
Somali throws a sloppy head kick and Dickface moves out of range easily.
Somali misses with a body kick.
Dickface sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Somali moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dickface is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Somali misses with a head kick.
Somali throws a sloppy head kick and Dickface moves out of range easily.
Dickface throws an overhand right that lands on Somali's shoulder, as Somali tries to avoid the shot.
Somali is looking to slow Dickface down with leg kicks.
Somali misses with a head kick.
Somali throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Somali lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Dickface swinging wildly here.
Somali looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Somali dodges the punch combination from Dickface.
Somali displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dickface throws out the jab.
Dickface takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Somali fakes the leg kick and cracks Dickface in the body.
Dickface blocks a head kick by Somali.
Dickface misses with a looping right.
Somali looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Somali connects with a high kick.
A head kick misses from Somali.
A head kick misses from Somali.
Somali pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Somali dodges the punch combination from Dickface.
Somali fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dickface, pushing him back against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickface has had enough of the clinch but Somali keeps him there for the moment.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dickface takes an elbow to the temple.
Somali's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Somali staying out of range there.
Mr Dickface has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dickface throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Somali sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sakke Somali comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Somali has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight for Sakke Somali!
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight for Sakke Somali!
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight for Sakke Somali!
Sakke Somali wins by unanimous decision!
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