PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jurij Vitalenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jurij Vitalenko will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Dynamite
vs
Vitalenko

190 cm
20
225 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

190 cm
21
240 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Hjelte Health Corp

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Napoleon Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jurij Vitalenko!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite misses with a few strikes there.
Napoleon Dynamite seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vitalenko lands a head kick. Dynamite smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Napoleon Dynamite has been cut.
Dynamite keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Vitalenko.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

Oh, that's a big right hand from Vitalenko and Dynamite goes tumbling to the canvas! Vitalenko follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard.

Dynamite is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vitalenko thows a huge punch but Dynamite dodges it nicely.
Oh Dynamite is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dynamite moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Dynamite manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Dynamite controlling from the full mount.
Dynamite seems to have got his legs back now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vitalenko tries to reverse the position but Dynamite maintains control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dynamite sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Dynamite controlling the position easily from mount.
Dynamite's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Vitalenko wants to control but Dynamite is having none of it.
Dynamite takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vitalenko is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Dynamite controlling the position easily from mount.
Dynamite has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Vitalenko tries to hold on but Dynamite postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dynamite looking to control and managing it successfully.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Napoleon Dynamite just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Vitalenko lands a jab to the nose.
Dynamite fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Vitalenko avoids it really well and circles away.
Dynamite shoots in for a double leg but Vitalenko sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jurij Vitalenko dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Napoleon Dynamite's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Vitalenko connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Dynamite! He's out on his feet! Vitalenko rushes in and drops Dynamite with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jurij Vitalenko!