PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between liz succubus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Soudouku Hanze (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanze has chosen ask a ninja as his entrance music. Soudouku Hanze is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

succubus
vs
Hanze

195 cm
21
256 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

186 cm
25
242 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

5th Round

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, liz succubus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Soudouku Hanze!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, John Kavanagh and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
succubus misses with a head kick.
An inside leg kick from succubus misses.
Hanze throws a sloppy head kick
and succubus counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hanze's knee momentarily.
succubus tries a head kick but it misses.
Hanze checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
succubus throws a lazy head kick
and Hanze counters with a big head kick but succubus shrugs it off.
succubus thows a leg kick but Hanze checks it

and Hanze counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Hanze.
succubus blocking some punches.
Hanze tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Hanze misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hanze stops a takedown attempt from succubus.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Hanze just misses with a elbow thrown towards succubus's brow.
succubus tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Hanze smiles and moves away.
Hanze fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from succubus is predictable there
and Hanze counters with a nice uppercut.
Hanze blocks a head kick by succubus.
succubus misses with the body kick
letting Hanze counter with a right hand.
A slapping leg kick lands for succubus.
Hanze tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
succubus throws the kick towards the body but Hanze avoids it.
A good leg kick by succubus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
succubus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
succubus scores with a kick to the midsection.
succubus throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
succubus throws the kick towards the body but Hanze avoids it.
liz succubus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hanze sizes up succubus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
succubus throws a sloppy head kick and Hanze moves out of range easily.
succubus thumps Hanze with a low kick.
succubus misses with a leg kick
and Hanze counters with a stiff right hand.
succubus lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Soudouku Hanze has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hanze checks the leg kick nicely there.
succubus throws a leg kick
and Hanze counters with a lovely shot to the body.
succubus buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Hanze avoids the head kick by succubus.
succubus ducks under a wild hook from Hanze.
Hanze throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hanze blocks a leg kick.
succubus misses with a head kick.
Hanze throws a lazy head kick
and succubus counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Hanze is lucky that one didn't land flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Hanze misses
and succubus counters with a nice kick to the body.
succubus throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hanze's head.
succubus throws a wild body kick that Hanze sees coming a mile off.
succubus tries a head kick but it misses.
succubus throws a low kick but Hanze avoids it.
succubus thumps Hanze with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hanze takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
succubus misses with a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

liz succubus dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Soudouku Hanze's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Hanze throws an overhand right that lands on succubus's shoulder, as succubus tries to avoid the shot.
succubus throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hanze.
A head kick by Hanze misses
and succubus counters with a good low kick that Hanze was not able to check.
Hanze wants to clinch up but succubus keeps it at a distance.
Hanze thows a leg kick but succubus checks it
and succubus counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Hanze is lucky that one didn't land flush.
A low kick from succubus misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A lazy body kick from succubus
and Hanze counters with a nice uppercut.
succubus scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
liz succubus is winning the standup battle so far.
Hanze chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from succubus is predictable there
and Hanze makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hanze checks a leg kick.
A head kick by succubus misses
and Hanze cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hanze motions for succubus to come forward. Hanze throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hanze connects with the punch.
Hanze avoids the head kick by succubus.
Hanze moves out of range as succubus throws a body kick.
Hanze misses with an uppercut.
succubus looks to land a body kick but Hanze moved away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Hanze misses with a body kick.
succubus fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hanze.
Hanze blocks a head kick by succubus.
Hanze throws a lazy body kick
and succubus counters with a thumping low kick.
Hanze avoids the head kick by succubus.
A lazy body kick from succubus
and Hanze counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps succubus thinking.
succubus throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Hanze counters by moving into the clinch.

succubus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hanze takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
succubus throws a head kick but Hanze moves out of range.
succubus throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Hanze checks a leg kick nicely.
succubus lands a nice looking body kick.
succubus throws a leg kick but Hanze sees it coming and moves out of range.
succubus throws a leg kick
and succubus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
succubus throws a sloppy head kick and Hanze moves out of range easily.
succubus fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hanze checks it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
succubus throws a head kick that misses
and Hanze counters with a stiff right hand.
succubus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
succubus misses with a head kick.
succubus thumps Hanze with a low kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from succubus.
succubus wants to land a leg kick but Hanze is out of range.
Good leg kick by succubus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
succubus plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A swing and a miss from Hanze.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

liz succubus dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Soudouku Hanze's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

succubus throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A head kick by succubus misses
and Hanze makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. succubus really felt that one!
succubus is looking to land body kicks.
Hanze throws a low kick but it's checked well by succubus.
Hanze keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
succubus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hanze does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
succubus thows a leg kick but Hanze checks it
and Hanze counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
succubus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
succubus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hanze's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Hanze takes a head kick and keeps coming.
An inside leg kick from Hanze misses.
succubus is looking to slow Hanze down with leg kicks.
Hanze checks a leg kick.
succubus throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Hanze throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent succubus stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Some bone on bone action there as Hanze checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
succubus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
succubus is looking to chop away at Hanze's legs.
succubus pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hanze is out of range and succubus settles back down.
succubus connects with a solid leg kick.
succubus thows a leg kick but Hanze checks it
and Hanze finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Hanze pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hanze avoids the head kick by succubus.
Hanze keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A solid body kick from Hanze.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
succubus throws a chopping leg kick but Hanze manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Hanze tries to close the distance and clinch up but succubus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A head kick misses from succubus.
Hanze throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A thudding body kick lands there by succubus!
A solid leg kick lands there for succubus.
succubus gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hanze throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and succubus makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
succubus is looking to slow Hanze down with leg kicks.
succubus throws a front kick aimed at Hanze's knee but Hanze avoids it well.
succubus lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Hanze gets off balance looking for a body kick
and succubus counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hanze's knee momentarily.
Hanze goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
succubus tries a head kick but it misses.
succubus scores with a leg kick.
succubus misses with a low kick as Hanze jumps back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

liz succubus clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Soudouku Hanze's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Hanze throws out a loose jab but succubus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hanze misses with a body punch
and succubus counters with a head kick. That will keep Hanze thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
An inside leg kick lands from succubus.
A kick lands to the mid section there for succubus.
succubus throws a low kick but Hanze avoids it.
Hanze avoids a kick to the body.
Hanze looks to throw the jab but succubus is out of range.
Hanze throws a leg kick which misses succubus's front leg but catches the back leg as succubus tries to avoid it.
succubus is looking to land body kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanze tries to clinch but succubus moves out of range.
succubus fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hanze checks it well.
succubus pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hanze is out of range and succubus settles back down.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from succubus lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hanze has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hanze and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
succubus tries to score with a low kick but Hanze moves his leg out of the way.
Hanze takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Hanze checks a leg kick.
succubus tries to land a body kick
and Hanze finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
succubus does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hanze throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and succubus counters with a head kick.
succubus takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A thudding body kick lands there by succubus!
Hanze throws a hook to the side of succubus's head but succubus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
succubus looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
succubus throws a quick inside leg kick.
succubus throws a leg kick
and Hanze counters with a thumping low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
succubus looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
succubus slips under a jab from Hanze.
A good leg kick by succubus.
succubus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
succubus throws a leg kick but Hanze checks it.
Hanze pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Crunch! succubus slams his shin into Hanze's torso.
Hanze has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from succubus.
succubus throws a leg kick
letting Hanze counter with a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Hanze. Beautiful body shot.
succubus thows a leg kick but Hanze checks it
and succubus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A low kick from succubus misses
enabling Hanze to counter with a crisp jab.
succubus fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hanze is out of range.
A leg kick checked by Hanze.
succubus tries a low kick but Hanze avoids it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
succubus throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

That has opened up Soudouku Hanze's cut even more.
succubus wants to land a leg kick but Hanze is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

liz succubus had his way with Soudouku Hanze in that round.
The cut man is working on Soudouku Hanze's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Hanze keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
succubus misses with a kick to the body.
succubus tried to score with a low kick but Hanze checks it.
Hanze checks a low kick from succubus.
succubus throws a nice inside leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by succubus. That's going to slow Hanze down.
Hanze moves out of range of the body kick.
Hanze moves out of range of the body kick.
succubus misses with a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
succubus explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
succubus tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Hanze is able to avoid easily.
succubus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hanze throws a lazy head kick
and succubus counters with a head kick. That will keep Hanze thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Hanze avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Hanze takes a kick to the side of the head.
succubus is looking to score with low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hanze scores with a jab to the body.
A low kick from Hanze is predictable there
and succubus counters with an outside leg kick.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
succubus blocks a jab.
succubus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
succubus goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A lazy body kick from succubus
and Hanze connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
succubus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hanze. That did some damage!
succubus throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hanze blocks the body kick.
Hanze misses with an uppercut.
succubus tries a head kick but it misses.
succubus throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
succubus throws a push kick but Hanze slaps the foot to one side.
succubus swings away with a leg kick that misses.
succubus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
succubus thows a leg kick but Hanze checks it
and Hanze counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Hanze gets off balance looking for a body kick
and succubus counters with a slapping leg kick.
Hanze misses with a wild body shot.
succubus misses with a head kick.
succubus blocks a jab.
succubus throws a leg kick that is checked
and Hanze counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Hanze crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from succubus - the referee stops the clock and Hanze gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says succubus. Hanze manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Hanze just misses with a punch to the body.
Soudouku Hanze has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fighters circling - Hanze throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

And that's the end of the fight!
liz succubus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for succubus, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 50:45
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 50:45
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... liz succubus!
liz succubus retains his heavyweight title!