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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ever Last (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Durrr Weeeee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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160 lbs
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160 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Good takedowns
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ever Last!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Durrr Weeeee!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Last scores with a jab. Weeeee acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Weeeee scores with a three punch combo!
Weeeee misses with a double jab.
Weeeee's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Weeeee duly obliges.
Weeeee gets a takedown into half guard.
Weeeee missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Last keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Weeeee thows a huge punch but Last dodges it nicely.
Weeeee has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Weeeee throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Weeeee not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Weeeee working the head and body with strikes.
Weeeee prevents Last from standing back up.
Last looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Weeeee shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Last is trying to defend but Weeeee finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Last is looking to escape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Weeeee working Last over with strikes.
Weeeee stops Last from getting back to his feet.
Weeeee thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Last's head.
Last trying to control but Weeeee postures up.
Weeeee winds up and cracks Last with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Weeeee lands strikes from half guard.
Last taking some punishment here, with Weeeee in his half guard.
Weeeee slips a nice elbow through Last's hands, connecting with Last's forehead.
Weeeee looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Last with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Last is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Weeeee scores with a couple of nice shots.
Weeeee slips a nice elbow through Last's hands, connecting with Last's forehead.
Last is breathing heavily.
Weeeee missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weeeee is thwarting Last's attempts to control the position.
Last is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Weeeee scores with a couple of nice shots.
Weeeee is looking to advance position but Last won't allow it.
Weeeee uses his free foot to push down on Last's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Last.
Weeeee pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Weeeee lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Last hang on?
Last's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Weeeee is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Last can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Weeeee with good strikes from the mount here!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weeeee is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Last can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Weeeee lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Weeeee connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Weeeee lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
A nice elbow there by Weeeee.
Weeeee landing strikes from the mount.
Weeeee putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Last takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Weeeee breaks from Last's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Weeeee fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Weeeee unloading with bombs!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Last taking shots to the head.
Last is bucking up trying to escape but Weeeee cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Weeeee lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Weeeee lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Last hang on?
Weeeee landing shots from mount.
A nice elbow there by Weeeee.
Last taking shots to the head.
Weeeee is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Last can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Weeeee lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Last hang on?
Weeeee is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Weeeee connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice elbow there by Weeeee.
Weeeee fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Last is looking to improve his position but Weeeee isn't that keen on the idea.
Weeeee cracks Last with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Durrr Weeeee dominated that round.
That's time! Last's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Last with a poor takedown
and Weeeee counters with a shoot takedown. Last fights it but they end up in guard.
Weeeee chips away with some ground and pound.
Last utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Weeeee is in close to Last's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Weeeee thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Weeeee landing some decent shots from guard.
Weeeee working some strikes from top position.
Weeeee connects with a couple of short punches.
Weeeee sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Last's guard.
Weeeee is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Last has managed to free his arm - good work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Last wants to get back to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ground and pound from Weeeee.
Weeeee takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Last knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Weeeee on the ground.
Weeeee working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Weeeee scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Weeeee works his foot free and advances to mount.
Last in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Weeeee working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Weeeee fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Weeeee lands a nice shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weeeee working the ground and pound effectively.
Weeeee lands with some strikes.
Weeeee trying to control but Last is having none of it.
Weeeee landing shots from mount.
Weeeee has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Last's face.
Weeeee lands a big elbow.
Last defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Weeeee.
Weeeee is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Last can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weeeee lands a big shot there that rocks Last but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Weeeee looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Weeeee looking to finish Last with some ground and pound. This is bad for Last!
Weeeee is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Last is surviving well by controlling Weeeee's body position as best he can.
Last is desperately trying to improve his position but Weeeee has a good base and remains in mount.
Weeeee pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Last wants to hold on but Weeeee pushes him away.
Weeeee breaks from Last's wrist control and lands an elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Last is in a horrible position here. Weeeee smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Weeeee lands a big shot there that rocks Last but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Weeeee avoids the attempt from Last to control.
Weeeee connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Weeeee lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Weeeee has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Last's face.
Last is looking to improve his position but Weeeee isn't that keen on the idea.
Weeeee landing strikes, looking to finish!
Durrr Weeeee has got the better of the ground game so far.
Weeeee is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Last has managed to escape the submission attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Durrr Weeeee showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Weeeee throws a nice looking combination but Last bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Weeeee is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Weeeee fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Last avoids it really well and circles away.
Weeeee fails to land with a series of punches.
Last tries to close the distance and clinch but Weeeee swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Last shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Weeeee is trying to defend but Last finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Last is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Weeeee moves into full guard.
Weeeee manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Last manages to get himself to full guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Weeeee cracks Last with a solid left hand.
Weeeee wants to control from the top but Last keeps moving.
Weeeee scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Weeeee connects with a couple of short punches.
Weeeee is pushing down on Last's leg trying to pass to half guard. Last is fighting to maintain full guard but Weeeee has managed to sneak the leg through.
Weeeee is looking to take a break and control but Last is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Weeeee takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Weeeee is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Last sees it coming and defends easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Last on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Weeeee working Last over with strikes.
Weeeee lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Weeeee lands with a punch from half guard.
Nice strikes from Weeeee there.
Nice strikes from Weeeee there.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Weeeee lands a nice short elbow.
Last looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Last is refusing to be controlled, as Weeeee sits in half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weeeee landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Weeeee winds up and cracks Last with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Weeeee winds up and cracks Last with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Weeeee stops Last from getting back to his feet.
Last taking some punishment here, with Weeeee in his half guard.
Weeeee is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Weeeee takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Weeeee slips a nice elbow through Last's hands, connecting with Last's forehead.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Weeeee looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Last tries to kick Weeeee off but Weeeee keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Weeeee winds up and cracks Last with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Last is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Weeeee scores with a couple of nice shots.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Weeeee working Last over with strikes.
Weeeee landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Weeeee is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Ever Last has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Durrr Weeeee is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Last wants to improve his position but Weeeee is controlling well.
And that's the end of the fight!
Durrr Weeeee comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Weeeee has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 25:30
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 26:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Durrr Weeeee!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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