PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ray Monsoon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Ray Monsoon has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ray Monsoon seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Monsoon
vs
Ferguson

184 cm
25
205 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

185 cm
20
215 lbs
5 - 4 - 1

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent knees
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ray Monsoon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are , and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Monsoon misses with a two punch combination.
Monsoon lands a two punch combo.

It looks like Turd Ferguson has been cut.
Ferguson doesn't manage to clinch there - Monsoon circles away.
Monsoon fails with a takedown attempt.
Ray Monsoon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ferguson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Monsoon misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Monsoon on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Monsoon shoots for a takedown but Ferguson saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ray Monsoon. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ferguson misses with a double jab.
Monsoon fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ferguson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Monsoon fails with a takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson is looking to clinch but Monsoon is avoiding it.
Monsoon looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ferguson misses with a few strikes there.
Monsoon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ferguson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Monsoon circles away from the clinch attempt.
Monsoon misses with a double jab
and Ferguson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Monsoon swinging wildly here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson leaves Monsoon with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Monsoon throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Monsoon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ferguson makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Monsoon really felt that one!
Monsoon is breathing heavily.
Monsoon throws a right and a left that Ferguson avoids nicely.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Monsoon swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Ferguson has taken the fight to the clinch.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but Monsoon blocks with his arms.
Monsoon tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ferguson has Monsoon pressed against the cage.
Ferguson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Monsoon wants a takedown.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Ferguson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Ferguson lands a nice knee to the body.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Monsoon lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ferguson misses with a knee strike.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Monsoon has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ferguson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Monsoon.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

Monsoon has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Ferguson clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Ferguson tries to escape but Monsoon has the hooks in and won't let him break free.

Ferguson is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Monsoon gets his way!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monsoon is trying to stick to Ferguson's back but Ferguson is turning into Monsoon. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Monsoon's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Ferguson.
Ferguson won't allow Monsoon to get back to his feet.
Monsoon wants to sweep here but Ferguson controlling him for the moment.
Ferguson wants to stand but Monsoon is controlling his posture from full guard.
Ferguson preventing the sweep.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Ferguson gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Monsoon misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Turd Ferguson's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

A looping hook to the body misses from Monsoon. Ferguson does a little dance to reset his feet.

Monsoon closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Monsoon lands in his opponent's guard.
Monsoon is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Monsoon won't allow Ferguson to sweep him here.
Ferguson is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Monsoon trying to move into half guard but instead Ferguson has managed to sweep!
Ferguson trying to stand up but can't free himself from Monsoon's guard.
Ferguson is breathing heavily.
Monsoon wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Monsoon thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Monsoon on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Monsoon tries to get out of the position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Ferguson has managed to clinch.
Monsoon wants a takedown.
Turd Ferguson seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Ferguson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Monsoon.

Monsoon has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Ferguson uses from the top position.
Ferguson wants to stand but Monsoon is controlling his posture from full guard.
Monsoon has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Ferguson has passed into side control.

Ferguson has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Ferguson tries to clinch up but Monsoon circles away and keeps his distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monsoon fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ray Monsoon. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ferguson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Monsoon misses with a double jab.
Ferguson wants to clinch.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Monsoon paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ferguson misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson wants to clinch.
Monsoon misses with a takedown attempt

and Ferguson holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Ferguson is leaning against Monsoon and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ferguson lands a damaging elbow.
Monsoon fails to pull the fight into his guard.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Monsoon's ribcage.
Ferguson lands a nice knee to the body.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ferguson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Monsoon in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Monsoon is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Ferguson pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but Monsoon blocks it.
Monsoon avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Monsoon wants a takedown.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ferguson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Monsoon takes a knee to the side of the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Monsoon drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ferguson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Monsoon blocks it with crossed arms.
Ferguson misses with an elbow over the top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Monsoon gets control of Ferguson's arms and successfully pulls guard. Monsoon will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Monsoon seems keen to control Ferguson's posture.

Ferguson gets to his feet. Monsoon looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
No joy there for Monsoon, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Monsoon circles away from the clinch attempt.

Monsoon shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

Ferguson with the active half guard here but Monsoon passes nicely into side control.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ferguson is trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Turd Ferguson's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Monsoon lands a jab-cross combination.
Ferguson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Monsoon shoots in looking for a takedown. Ferguson tries to sprawl out of it but Monsoon keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ferguson manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Monsoon connects with a nice looking jab.
Ferguson is looking to clinch.
Monsoon throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Ferguson counter with a right hand.
Turd Ferguson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Monsoon swats away the attempt to clinch by Ferguson.
Ray Monsoon is winning the standup battle so far.
Monsoon shoots and misses
enabling Ferguson to counter with a crisp jab.
Monsoon swinging wildly here.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Monsoon swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ferguson tries to clinch but Monsoon moves out of range.
Ferguson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Ray Monsoon is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
An inside leg kick lands from Ferguson.
No joy there for Ferguson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Ferguson forces Monsoon back against the cage and clinches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ferguson missing with knees to the body.
Ferguson is pressed up against the cage. Monsoon has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ferguson down to the mat. Ferguson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ray Monsoon. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Monsoon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ferguson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Monsoon fails to land with a series of punches.
Ferguson dodges the punch combination from Monsoon.
Ferguson tries to clinch but Monsoon is having none of it.
Ferguson swinging wildly here.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ferguson, right into the meat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monsoon takes a swing at Ferguson's ribcage but misses.
Ferguson lands a nice hook to Monsoon's body. Monsoon takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Ferguson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Monsoon throws a nice looking combination but Ferguson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Good exchange - Ferguson coming out on top.
Monsoon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ferguson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Monsoon looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ferguson is fending him off so far but Monsoon persists. Nope, Ferguson circles away and we're back to standing.
Ray Monsoon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
No joy there for Monsoon, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Monsoon uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ferguson.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Monsoon paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Ferguson darts in and clinches Monsoon up against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Turd Ferguson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Monsoon takes an elbow to the forehead.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Ferguson lands a nice knee to the body.
Ferguson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Monsoon's face.
Ferguson lands a shot to the body.
Monsoon has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Ferguson avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Monsoon takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A body shot lands from Ferguson.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head.
A bit of stalling here from Ferguson.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Ferguson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Ferguson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Judge Suge Night scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!

Turd Ferguson wins by unanimous decision!