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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stand Bang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bang comes to the ring accompanied by Mike Tyson clip from Hangover. Putin is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: .... Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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225 cm
25
300 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
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225 cm
21
316 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stand Bang! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin! The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bang shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Putin as he jumps to the side. Putin slips a jab and a cross from Bang.
Bang throws a left that rocks Putin and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Bang dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Putin regain composure!
Putin is rocked!
It looks like Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has been cut. We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Bang decides to stand up, so the ref orders Putin to his feet. Putin is still on wobbly legs! Can Bang finish him? Stand Bang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Bang rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Putin moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Putin seems to have recovered his senses. Bang displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Putin. Putin leaves Bang with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. Putin lands a big head kick that sends Bang to the canvas! Putin follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin! Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin retains his super heavyweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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