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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between wrasslle mi pussy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dikembe Mutombo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mutombo is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Parang tanga lang. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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300 lbs
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Good wrestling
Counter striker
Good in bed |
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BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, wrasslle mi pussy !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dikembe Mutombo!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
pussy shoots in and bounces Mutombo off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Mutombo is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst pussy is controlling him.
Mutombo keeping moving, preventing pussy from controlling successfully.
Mutombo wants to get back to his feet but pussy is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
pussy is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
pussy trying to control the position from guard on top but Mutombo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
pussy lands a couple of digs.
pussy working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Mutombo being controlled here, momentarily.
pussy working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
pussy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's one minute gone in the round.
pussy postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
pussy looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
pussy trying to control but Mutombo is working from the bottom.
Mutombo being controlled here, momentarily.
Mutombo pushes pussy off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Mutombo throws a series of punches but pussy moves out of range.
Mutombo shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and pussy counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Mutombo looks gassed!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mutombo wants to stand and escape but pussy is having none of it.
pussy lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
pussy is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
pussy stops Mutombo from standing up.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Mutombo can do anything to dispel that myth.
pussy is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
pussy wants to control from the top but Mutombo keeps moving.
pussy with a nice head shot there.
Mutombo keeping moving, preventing pussy from controlling successfully.
pussy is working Mutombo over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
pussy 's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of wrasslle mi pussy .
Mutombo scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mutombo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
pussy shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Mutombo napping and manages to drive through into side control!
pussy scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Mutombo to see if he's OK.
Mutombo is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but pussy has just dragged him back down to the mat.
pussy scoring with punches from side control.
Mutombo taking punishment in the form of punches.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
pussy wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mutombo keeps working.
A lull in the action here as pussy stalls from top position.
Mutombo takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Mutombo is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Mutombo trying to remain calm as pussy controls from the top position.
pussy working the head and body with strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A lull in the action here as pussy stalls from top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
pussy landing a few strikes.
pussy lands an elbow.
pussy working the ground and pound from side control.
pussy is putting a hurting on Mutombo here, landing some big shots from side control.
pussy works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
pussy is chipping away with strikes.
pussy lands an elbow.
A lull in the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
wrasslle mi pussy dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
pussy shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Mutombo manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
pussy working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
pussy content to stall in guard here.
pussy trying to control the position from guard on top but Mutombo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of wrasslle mi pussy .
Mutombo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
pussy shoots in for a takedown but Mutombo shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
pussy fails to land the takedown.
Mutombo is breathing heavily.
Mutombo throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and pussy counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by pussy .
pussy stays in close to Mutombo's body and controls the position.
pussy trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
pussy forces his way into half guard.
pussy content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
pussy scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Mutombo won't allow pussy to pass to mount.
Nice strikes from pussy there.
Still in half guard, pussy seems content to control.
pussy is looking to take a break and control but Mutombo is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
pussy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mutombo can do to turn this around?
Mutombo is trying to defend against the ground and pound but pussy scores with a couple of nice shots.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mutombo wants to get back to his feet.
pussy controlling the action here.
pussy has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
pussy takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
pussy controlling the pace.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of wrasslle mi pussy .
Mutombo ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mutombo lands with a nice combination. pussy backs away looking to recover.
Mutombo stuffs the takedown attempt from pussy . pussy gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for wrasslle mi pussy . That's going to take a lot out of him.
pussy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
pussy scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
pussy looks up at the clock and then as Mutombo takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, pussy smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
wrasslle mi pussy overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
pussy controlling from side mount.
Mutombo taking a bit of punishment here - pussy scoring with strikes.
pussy working the head with strikes.
pussy slows the pace down.
pussy is chipping away with strikes.
pussy wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mutombo keeps working.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
pussy works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
pussy slows the pace down.
pussy in side control lands a decent elbow.
pussy connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Mutombo some visible discomfort.
pussy wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mutombo keeps working.
pussy has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Mutombo!
pussy is landing with some decent strikes but Mutombo is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
pussy content just to control the position here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
pussy lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Mutombo hang on?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
pussy breaks from Mutombo's wrist control and lands an elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
wrasslle mi pussy dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
pussy bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
pussy in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
pussy is looking to take a break and control but Mutombo is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
pussy laying and praying for a moment but Mutombo takes advantage and regains half guard.
pussy lands with a punch from half guard.
Mutombo is looking to escape.
pussy is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
pussy is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Mutombo!
Mutombo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
pussy lands a big shot there that rocks Mutombo but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
pussy is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Mutombo can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
pussy raining down shots from the mount!
Mutombo is rocked!
Mutombo takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! pussy 's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). wrasslle mi pussy !
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energy
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hype
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