PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zapp Brannigan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stu Ungar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Brannigan might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Jackyl -- The Lumberjack. Ungar has chosen Ari Gold - Let's Hug It Out, BITCH as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Brannigan
vs
Ungar

195 cm
23
248 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

184 cm
22
280 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zapp Brannigan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stu Ungar!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Russell Pearce and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brannigan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zapp Brannigan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ungar throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Brannigan throws a head kick that misses.
Brannigan throws a big shot that misses.
Brannigan throws a leg kick but Ungar moved away.
Brannigan bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Ungar's head backwards.

It looks like Stu Ungar has been cut.
Ungar tries to clinch but Brannigan is having none of it.
Brannigan pushes Ungar away with a front kick.
A low kick from Brannigan misses
and Ungar counters with a lovely shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brannigan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ungar.
Ungar misses with an attempted mid kick.
Brannigan tests Ungar's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Brannigan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Brannigan throws a looping overhand right but Ungar ducks down to avoid it.
A low kick from Ungar misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Ungar gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ungar. That's going to slow Brannigan down.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Brannigan.
Brannigan looks to score with a jab to the body but Ungar is just out of range.
A head kick misses from Brannigan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Ungar.
Brannigan throws an overhand right that lands on Ungar's shoulder, as Ungar tries to avoid the shot.
Brannigan throws a hook to the side of Ungar's head but Ungar sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ungar throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Ungar looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ungar misses with a low kick as Brannigan jumps back.
Brannigan throws a shot from downtown. Ungar moves away and avoids it.
Brannigan throws a jab but it's blocked by Ungar.
Ungar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ungar fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Brannigan.
Brannigan checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Ungar tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Brannigan looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Brannigan misses with a straight left.
Brannigan throws a leg kick
and Ungar counters with an outside leg kick.
Brannigan is breathing heavily.
Brannigan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ungar. Ungar obviously looking to wear him down.
Brannigan is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brannigan misses with a straight left.
Brannigan closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Brannigan tries to move into range but Ungar moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brannigan goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ungar throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Brannigan on the side of the head.
Ungar throws a lazy head kick
and Brannigan counters with a head kick. That will keep Ungar thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Brannigan ducks right into an uppercut from Ungar.
Brannigan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Ungar scoring well with a low kick there.
Brannigan walks into a straight right hand from Ungar.
Ungar lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Brannigan misses with a hook. Ungar ducked under it nicely.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ungar.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ungar, right into the meat.
Ungar cracks a nice hook into Brannigan's ribs.
A good leg kick by Ungar.
An inside leg kick lands from Ungar.
Crunch! Ungar slams his shin into Brannigan's torso.
Ungar works Brannigan's body with a nice hook.
Ungar delivers a nice body kick.
Ungar throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ungar tries a head kick but it misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ungar.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brannigan sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Brannigan on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Ungar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ungar bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Brannigan's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ungar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ungar scores with the left hand. Brannigan knows he should have avoided that one.
Brannigan will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Ungar throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ungar throws a front kick that sends Brannigan stumbling back into the cage.
Ungar lands a jab to the nose.
Ungar connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ungar with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ungar.
Ungar scores with a spinning back kick!
Brannigan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ungar. Ungar obviously looking to wear him down.
Ungar throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ungar, right into the meat.
Ungar connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ungar throws a leg kick which misses Brannigan's front leg but catches the back leg as Brannigan tries to avoid it.
Ungar cracks Brannigan with a good jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ungar throws a front kick that sends Brannigan stumbling back into the cage.
Both fighters circling a little - Ungar finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Ungar connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A big right from Brannigan misses.
A head kick from Ungar lands but Brannigan takes it in his stride.

Ungar clinches with his opponent.
Ungar lands a body punch in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Ungar.
Brannigan is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Ungar lands with a right to the head.
Ungar lands with a short shot to the head.

Brannigan is rocked!
A left hand lands to the body for Ungar.
Oh Brannigan is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ungar digs a right hand into Brannigan's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Brannigan's gas tank.
Ungar throws a big uppercut that drops Brannigan! More strikes from Ungar and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Brannigan lies dazed against the cage as Ungar celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stu Ungar!