PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kick Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and PacMan Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PacMan Jones acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Ass
vs
Jones

200 cm
22
270 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

188 cm
21
235 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Crashforce Nutrition

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kick Ass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, PacMan Jones!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Sergei Dronov and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ass scores with a push kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ass, right into the meat.
Jones walks forward, straight into a front kick from Ass.
Nice body kick there by Ass.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ass dodges the punch combination from Jones.
Jones chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ass can pounce on him.
Jones looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jones shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ass defends it nicely.
Jones looks gassed!
Jones fails with a takedown attempt.

Ass pushes Jones up against the cage in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jones.
Jones takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like PacMan Jones has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Ass lands a knee to the head.
Ass tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ass with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ass escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ass chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Ass has Jones up against the cage in a clinch.

Ass breaks from the clinch.
Ass feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jones's calf.
Jones swats away the attempt to clinch by Ass.

Ass drives through and clinches with Jones against the cage.
Ass lands a knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Come on Ass - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

Ass pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jones steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Ass. That one must have hurt.

Ass has managed to clinch.

Ass manages to break the clinch.
Ass lands a high kick!
Ass tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jones swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A head kick by Jones misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Ass throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ass.
Ass connects with a high kick.
Ass thows a body kick. Jones tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Ass connects with a high kick.
Jones takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ass.
Ass lands a high kick!
Kick Ass is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ass throws a series of punches but Jones moves out of range.
Jones with a lazy takedown attempt
and Ass counters with a leg kick.
Kick Ass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of PacMan Jones.
An inside leg kick lands from Ass.
Jones's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ass scores with a head kick.
Ass connects with a solid leg kick.

Ass has managed to clinch.
Knees to the body from Ass.
Jones is trying desperately to land a takedown but Ass is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Jones.
Ass landing knees to the head.
Ass lands a knee to the head.
Ass pressing his opponent against the cage.
Ass crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ass is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ass unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ass connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jones's face.

Ass breaks the clinch.
Ass moves in looking to clinch but Jones pushes him off.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ass.

Ass moves into the clinch.
Ass landing knees to the head.
Jones goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ass prevents it.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Ass lands a knee to the head.
Ass lands a nice knee to the body.
Ass is pressed up against the cage. Jones has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ass down to the mat. Ass avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Ass darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Ass lands a head kick!

Jones shoots in and bounces Ass off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a big right hand that misses.
Jones wants to control from the top but Ass keeps moving.
Ass wants to stand up but Jones is controlling him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ass utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kick Ass dominated that round.
The cut man is working on PacMan Jones's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A punch combination from Jones misses.

Ass closes the distance and clinches.
Jones looking for a takedown.
Ass lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ass is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
Ass misses with a knee to the head.
Ass utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Ass with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ass unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ass content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Ass landing knees to the body.

Ass breaks the clinch.
Kick Ass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ass scores with a head kick.
Ass lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ass connects with a high kick.
A good leg kick by Ass.
A slow jab from Jones misses its intended target.
Kick Ass is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ass ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Good leg kick by Ass there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass scores with a leg kick.
Ass throws a head kick that Jones semi-blocks.
Ass tries to clinch but Jones is having none of it.
Ass tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jones paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jones shoots in but no luck this time.
Ass lands with a shot to the body.
Ass keeps Jones at a distance using the push kick.
Jones takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Jones takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ass is looking to slow Jones down with leg kicks.

Ass darts in and clinches Jones up against the cage.

Ass pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ass throws a front kick that sends Jones stumbling back into the cage.
Ass lands with a slapping head kick.

Ass clinches up against the cage.
Ass lands a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ass scores with a knee to the head.
Ass unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ass connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jones's face.
Ass scores with a knee to the head.
Jones has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Ass.
Jones throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jones misses with an elbow over the top.
Ass stops a takedown attempt from Jones.
Kick Ass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of PacMan Jones.
Jones has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Ass avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Ass scores a nice knee to the body.
Kick Ass has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ass using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ass landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jones just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ass's brow.
Jones goes for a takedown attempt but Ass pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Ass throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Ass thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Jones if he has to take too many more of those.
Ass throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Jones.
Jones with a poor takedown
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Ass tries to clinch there but Jones circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Ass buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ass cracks the inside of Jones's front leg.
Ass throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Ass throws a head kick that Jones semi-blocks.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ass.
Ass with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ass lands a head kick!
Ass goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Ass bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

Ass gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Jones wants the takedown. Ass is fighting it off but Jones persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Ass's guard against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ass working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jones.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones throwing strikes but missing.
Jones throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jones trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jones throws a strike but Ass rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Ass stands up from Jones's guard - Ass perhaps looking for a knockout.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ass throws a head kick that half lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kick Ass dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on PacMan Jones's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Ass tries a head kick but it misses.
Ass feints and then cracks Jones's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jones down.
Jones throws a jab but it's blocked by Ass.
Jones looks to land a left hand but Ass moved out of range nicely.
Ass tries to close the distance and clinch but Jones swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ass goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Ass dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jones. That did some damage!
A good leg kick by Ass.
Jones looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ass is fending him off so far but Jones persists. Nope, Ass circles away and we're back to standing.

Jones tries to keep at a distance but Ass has taken the fight into the clinch.
Jones has Ass pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Ass manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Ass crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.

Ass manages to break the clinch.
Ass throws a head kick that Jones semi-blocks.
Ass turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ass throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ass.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass misses with a double jab

and Jones counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Ass won't allow Jones to pass to mount.
Ass knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Jones on the ground.
Ass is trying to stand up here but Jones is controlling him well.
Jones throwing shots but Ass is blocking nicely.
Jones throwing shots but Ass is blocking nicely.
Jones throwing shots but Ass is blocking nicely.
Ass keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Jones throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones looks to land a strike but Ass avoids it nicely and regains full guard.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Ass throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ass is looking to slow Jones down with leg kicks.
Jones fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Ass avoids it really well and circles away.
Kick Ass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of PacMan Jones.
Ass goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A good leg kick by Ass.
Ass lands a high kick!
Ass plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ass throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Jones's head.
Kick Ass is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jones lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ass.
Ass connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ass moves into the clinch successfully.
Jones drops down looking for an ankle pick but Ass pulls his leg out and moves away.
Ass looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ass lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jones's sensitive parts.
Ass lands with a nice body kick.
Jones shoots in for a takedown but Ass shows good takedown defense.
Ass moves into range and connects with a jab.
Ass bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

Ass closes the distance and clinches.
Jones has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Ass avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Jones tries for a takedown. No joy.
Jones is working for takedown but Ass is calmly controlling the position for now.
Jones takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ass connects with a knee to the head.
Ass is struggling to control the position.
Jones takes a knee right on the jaw!

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Ass breaks from the clinch.
Ass throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An inside leg kick lands from Ass.
Jones chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ass can pounce on him.
PacMan Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kick Ass is winning the standup battle so far.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Ass. Jones shrugs it off though.
Ass with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ass looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
An inside leg kick lands from Ass.
Ass buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ass scores with a kick to the midsection.
Ass scores with a head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ass lands a nice looking kick to the body. Jones takes a step back to recover.
Ass looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jones takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kick Ass showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Ass, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 30:26
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 30:26
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kick Ass!