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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Farty McFart Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFart Pants has chosen Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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212 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
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195 cm
25
205 lbs
11 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Enjoys gardening |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Farty McFart Pants!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Alec Ball and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFart Pants is looking to land body kicks.
McFart Pants throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich rushes McFart Pants and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
McFart Pants avoids the elbow strike from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich, against the cage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McFart Pants blocking some punches.
McFart Pants blocks an uppercut.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a shot to the body.
McFart Pants is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is keeping busy.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is stalling here.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a damaging elbow.
It looks like Farty McFart Pants has been cut.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich taking a breather.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich works on McFart Pants's body with a couple of short punches.
McFart Pants misses with a knee strike.
McFart Pants tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
McFart Pants is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Come on McFart Pants - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries a body shot but McFart Pants blocks it.
McFart Pants slowing the pace effectively.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a head punch that misses.
A short body shot lands from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich as the two fighters clinch.
McFart Pants being controlled against the cage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McFart Pants.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a right hand.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with a punch to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich slows down the pace here.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McFart Pants is defending well for now.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Dmitrigorbachovovonovich just misses with a elbow thrown towards McFart Pants's brow.
McFart Pants is stalling here.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich effectively controlling the action here.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a hook that snaps the head of McFart Pants backwards.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a shot to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich missing with knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a damaging elbow.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A short body shot lands from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich as the two fighters clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Dmitrigorbachovovonovich - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich tries to land knees in the clinch but McFart Pants avoids the damage to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning McFart Pants up against the cage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich trying to land knees to the body.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich avoiding damage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich struggles to land a body shot inside as McFart Pants controls his hands.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McFart Pants misses with a knee to the head.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
McFart Pants blocking some punches.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich digs a right hand into McFart Pants's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McFart Pants's gas tank.
McFart Pants is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich slowing the pace effectively.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
McFart Pants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich thows a body shot but no joy.
Left hook, right uppercut from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a right hand that McFart Pants ducks under and follows up with a left that McFart Pants also avoids with ease.
McFart Pants fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dmitrigorbachovovonovich checks a leg kick.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich dips to his left and cracks McFart Pants with an uppercut!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Farty McFart Pants's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McFart Pants.
Nice takedown defense from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich. No joy for McFart Pants on that attempt.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses the shot to the body.
McFart Pants tries to score a power double leg takedown but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten McFart Pants somewhat.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dmitrigorbachovovonovich checks a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich slips a jab and a cross from McFart Pants.
McFart Pants throws a hook but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McFart Pants shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Farty McFart Pants.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich closes the distance and clinches.
McFart Pants blocks an uppercut.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich missing with knees to the body.
McFart Pants blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McFart Pants avoiding damage as Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws knees to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands with a short shot to the head.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich throws a punch but it's blocked by McFart Pants.
McFart Pants effectively controlling the action here.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a right hand that snaps the head of McFart Pants backwards.
McFart Pants avoiding damage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
McFart Pants fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for Dmitrigorbachovovonovich to work.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is looking to control McFart Pants's arms but McFart Pants gets an underhook and turns him. Now Dmitrigorbachovovonovich has his back to the cage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich stalling against the cage.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a knee to the body.
McFart Pants is breathing heavily.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich scores with a hook to the body.
McFart Pants avoids a wild elbow strike from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich stalling.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich thows a body shot but no joy.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich misses with an uppercut.
McFart Pants throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dmitrigorbachovovonovich counters with a nice body shot.
McFart Pants blocks a jab.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a two punch combo.
McFart Pants slips a jab and a cross from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McFart Pants throws a leg kick but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich sees it coming and checks it nicely.
McFart Pants slips under a jab from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
McFart Pants throws a push kick but Dmitrigorbachovovonovich slaps the foot to one side.
A combination from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich does no damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFart Pants motions for Dmitrigorbachovovonovich to come forward. McFart Pants throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McFart Pants throws a head kick that misses
and Dmitrigorbachovovonovich counters with a straight right hand.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich swings for the body but McFart Pants moves out of range.
McFart Pants misses with a takedown attempt
and Dmitrigorbachovovonovich counters with a two punch combo.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dmitrigorbachovovonovich lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - McFart Pants can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Dmitrigorbachovovonovich and McFart Pants drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Dmitrigorbachovovonovich.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ivan Dmitrigorbachovovonovich!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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