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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rocky Balboa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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225 lbs
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265 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rocky Balboa!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Alyssa Summers and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Christ.
Christ moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Balboa pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Balboa misses with an uppercut. Christ saw that one coming.
Balboa throws a shot from downtown. Christ moves away and avoids it.
Rocky Balboa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Balboa slips a jab and a cross from Christ.
Christ throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Balboa is rocked!
Some wild striking there from Balboa.
Balboa misses with a looping left.
Christ tries a head kick but it misses.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Christ.
Christ fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Balboa should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Balboa tries to clinch but Christ moves out of range.
Christ plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Balboa slips a straight right by Christ.
Christ fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Balboa rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Christ counters with a head kick.
Balboa is still on wobbly legs! Can Christ finish him?
Christ tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Christ steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Balboa.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Balboa.
Balboa seems to have recovered his senses.
Balboa misses with a combination
and Christ counters with a flying knee. Nice.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ misses with a right hand
and Balboa counters with a straight right hand.
Balboa avoids a punch combination nicely.
Christ throws a sloppy head kick and Balboa moves out of range easily.
Christ throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Christ looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Balboa bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Christ's head backwards.
Balboa shoots in for a double leg but Christ sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Balboa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Christ manages to avoid it.
Christ scores with a head kick.
Balboa stuffs the takedown.
Christ tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Balboa swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jesus Christ. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Christ bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Christ throws a series of punches but Balboa moves out of range.
Balboa misses with a straight right.
Balboa fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Balboa looks gassed!
Christ lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Balboa fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Balboa throws a big shot that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balboa avoids the head kick by Christ.
A big left from Christ misses.
Christ lands a head kick. Balboa smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
It looks like Rocky Balboa has been cut.
Christ looks for a takedown but Balboa sprawls well.
Christ closes this distance looking for a takedown but Balboa circles away.
Balboa clinches.
Balboa breaks from the clinch.
Balboa slips under a jab.
Balboa throws a jab but it's blocked by Christ.
Balboa throws a series of punches but Christ avoids them all with ease.
Christ throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Balboa shoots in but Christ avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Balboa slips a jab from Christ.
Balboa rushes Christ and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Balboa manages to break the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Balboa fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Christ looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Balboa might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Balboa shoots in for a takedown but Christ shows good takedown defense.
Balboa pushes Christ up against the cage in a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balboa breaks the clinch.
Christ takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Christ throws a right hand that Balboa ducks under and follows up with a left that Balboa also avoids with ease.
Christ takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Balboa uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Christ.
Balboa misses with a takedown attempt - Christ sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Balboa closes the distance and clinches.
Christ prevents a takedown attempt there.
Balboa breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Christ throws a right and a left that Balboa avoids nicely.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Balboa.
Balboa misses with a left hand
and Christ counters with a right hand to the body.
Christ rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Balboa moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Christ misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Balboa throws a lazy right hand but Christ sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Christ throws a lazy uppercut
and Balboa counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A big left from Christ misses.
Christ feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Balboa's calf.
Christ keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Christ moves out of range as Balboa strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balboa shoots in looking for a takedown. Christ tries to sprawl out of it but Balboa keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Christ manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Christ throws a head kick that Balboa semi-blocks.
Christ falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Balboa counter with a right hand.
Christ shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Christ wants to stand but Balboa has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
The fighters are battling for position here. Balboa manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Christ trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Balboa is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Christ is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jesus Christ dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rocky Balboa's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Nice uppercut lands for Balboa. That snapped Christ's head back.
Balboa blocks a head kick by Christ.
Christ slips a jab from Balboa.
Balboa misses with a combination
and Christ counters with a solid body kick.
Balboa throws a leg kick that is checked
and Christ counters with a straight right hand.
Balboa throws a nice looking combination but Christ bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Christ throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Christ looks to land a combination but Balboa avoids it well.
Christ throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Balboa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A punch combination from Christ misses.
Christ feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Balboa's calf.
Christ swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Christ throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Balboa swats away the attempt to clinch by Christ.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Balboa missing with a left hand there. Christ was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice uppercut lands for Balboa. That snapped Christ's head back.
Christ bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Christ swinging wilding here.
Balboa clinches with his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Balboa is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Balboa wants to break free but Christ has control.
Balboa wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Balboa has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Christ avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Christ is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Balboa breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Balboa jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Christ uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Balboa.
Balboa throws a hook but Christ blocks it.
Balboa showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Christ.
The fighters circling - Balboa throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Balboa slips a jab and a cross from Christ.
Christ connects with a high kick.
Christ uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Balboa.
Balboa throws the left hand but Christ avoids the punch easily.
Christ stalks Balboa and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Balboa's face. Balboa staggers backwards, shaken.
Balboa throws a leg kick but Christ checks it.
Christ throws a head kick that Balboa semi-blocks.
Balboa dodges the punch combination from Christ.
Christ gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Balboa.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Christ misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Balboa.
Jesus Christ is winning the standup battle so far.
Balboa misses the jab.
A left and a right from Christ both land. Nice combination.
Christ misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Balboa.
Christ scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Balboa uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Christ.
Balboa misses with a jab, cross combination.
A head kick from Christ lands but Balboa takes it in his stride.
Balboa swings widly with a right hand
and Christ counters with a nice body kick.
Balboa getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Balboa tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Balboa lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
It looks like Jesus Christ has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Balboa changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Christ tries to avoid it but Balboa manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Christ to the ground. Christ escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Jesus Christ has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rocky Balboa.
Balboa tries for a takedown but Christ sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Christ pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Balboa fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jesus Christ is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Balboa shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Christ as he jumps to the side.
Christ throws a head kick but Balboa moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balboa lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Balboa.
Christ rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Christ takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Balboa fails with the takedown.
Christ loads up on a big right hand but Balboa slips the punch.
Balboa throws a jab but it's blocked by Christ.
Balboa connects with a good straight punch right through the guard and follows up with a right hook and a left hook! That last one sent Christ tumbling to the canvas! Balboa pours on the pressure with more strikes and the referee has no hesitation diving in to stop the fight! Christ was done - good stoppage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Rocky Balboa!
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energy
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hype
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