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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Big Show (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tank Sparrow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Show comes to the cage accompanied by The Pack -Bass. The Big Show is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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225 cm
23
270 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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183 cm
25
280 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, The Big Show! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tank Sparrow! The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Show lands a head kick. Sparrow smiles back at him and beckons him forward. Sparrow throws a right hand that Show ducks under and follows up with a left that Show also avoids with ease. Sparrow looks to land a combination but Show avoids it well. Show uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sparrow. Show staying out of range there. A head kick from Show lands but Sparrow takes it in his stride. A big left from Sparrow misses. Show really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Show throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Sparrow crumples to the floor and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). The Big Show! The Big Show is the new heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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