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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny McPunchclock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jean Cul (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cul has chosen Jesus C'est Mon Copain as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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250 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Johnny McPunchclock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Cul!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, William Peck and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cul throws a solid leg kick but McPunchclock takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Cul.
McPunchclock throws an overhand right that lands on Cul's shoulder, as Cul tries to avoid the shot.
McPunchclock darts in and clinches Cul up against the cage.
McPunchclock lands a shoulder strike.
Cul tries to circle away but McPunchclock has him pinned against the cage.
McPunchclock throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cul blocks it with crossed arms.
Knees in the clinch landing for McPunchclock.
McPunchclock slows down the pace here.
Cul can't break the clinch.
Cul is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
McPunchclock is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cul gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Cul wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McPunchclock has him pressed against the cage.
McPunchclock tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McPunchclock pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cul scores with a nice body kick.
McPunchclock throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cul sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A head kick misses from Cul.
Cul throws a low kick but it's checked well by McPunchclock.
Cul tries to score with a low kick but McPunchclock moves his leg out of the way.
Cul bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of McPunchclock's head.
McPunchclock thows a body kick. Cul tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McPunchclock takes a swing at Cul's ribcage but misses.
Cul throws a leg kick but McPunchclock moved away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McPunchclock wants to clinch.
Cul throws a quick inside leg kick.
McPunchclock blocks a low kick nicely.
McPunchclock rushes Cul and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
McPunchclock keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cul's efforts to push away.
Cul has had enough of the clinch but McPunchclock keeps him there for the moment.
Cul tries to break free but McPunchclock pushes him back against the cage.
McPunchclock is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
McPunchclock scores with a shot to the side of Cul's head.
McPunchclock misses with a knee strike.
McPunchclock keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cul's efforts to push away.
Cul tries to circle away but McPunchclock has him pinned against the cage.
Cul can't break the clinch.
McPunchclock scores with a knee to the head.
Cul tries to circle away but McPunchclock has him pinned against the cage.
Cul is trying to break free.
Cul wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McPunchclock has him pressed against the cage.
Cul is trying to break the clinch but McPunchclock has him pressed against the cage.
McPunchclock connects with a knee to the head.
McPunchclock is breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McPunchclock prevents Cul from breaking the clinch.
McPunchclock using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cul has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McPunchclock tries to land a knee to the head but Cul blocks with his arms.
McPunchclock turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Cul is trying to get back to half guard.
Cul is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Cul is not content to let McPunchclock control the position.
Cul is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Cul is pushing McPunchclock's head away, looking to escape. McPunchclock manages to hold on to the position though.
McPunchclock tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
McPunchclock looking to control but instead Cul has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cul wants to get back to his feet.
Cul manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Cul circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cul fails to land with a series of punches.
Cul lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Cul looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McPunchclock rushes Cul and presses him up against the cage.
McPunchclock lands with a light punch inside.
Cul wants to get back to striking at distance but McPunchclock won't allow it.
Cul wants to break free but McPunchclock has control.
McPunchclock has Cul pressed against the cage, preventing Cul from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cul has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McPunchclock lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
McPunchclock tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McPunchclock using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
McPunchclock has Cul pressed against the cage, preventing Cul from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cul wants to break free but McPunchclock has control.
Cul tries to break free but McPunchclock pushes him back against the cage.
McPunchclock could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
McPunchclock tries a knee to the head but Cul blocks it.
McPunchclock working Cul over with knees to the body.
McPunchclock tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McPunchclock lands a knee to the head.
Cul tries to break free but McPunchclock pushes him back against the cage.
McPunchclock misses with an elbow strike.
Cul wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Cul has had enough of the clinch but McPunchclock keeps him there for the moment.
Cul looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Cul has had enough of the clinch but McPunchclock keeps him there for the moment.
McPunchclock throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cul blocks it with crossed arms.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cul breaks the clinch.
McPunchclock throws a shot from downtown. Cul moves away and avoids it.
McPunchclock tries to close the distance and clinch but Cul swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cul misses with a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Johnny McPunchclock will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Cul throws a series of punches but McPunchclock avoids them all with ease.
Cul misses with a series of wild punches.
Cul throws a solid leg kick but McPunchclock takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Cul.
McPunchclock is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cul keeps the fight on the outside.
McPunchclock avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McPunchclock tries to clinch up but Cul circles away and keeps his distance.
McPunchclock drives through and clinches with Cul against the cage.
Cul is trying to break the clinch but McPunchclock has him pressed against the cage.
McPunchclock prevents Cul from breaking the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPunchclock scores a nice knee to the body.
Cul tries to break free but McPunchclock pushes him back against the cage.
McPunchclock tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cul wants to get back to striking at distance but McPunchclock won't allow it.
Cul is breathing heavily.
Cul wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McPunchclock tries a knee to the head but Cul blocks it.
McPunchclock tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McPunchclock's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cul circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cul swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A combination from Cul does no damage.
A combination from Cul does no damage.
The fight stays on the outside here - McPunchclock looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McPunchclock tries to clinch but Cul is having none of it.
McPunchclock wants to clinch.
Cul looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McPunchclock blocks a low kick nicely.
Cul looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Cul swinging wildly here.
Cul avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McPunchclock tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cul swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Cul pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McPunchclock doesn't manage to clinch there - Cul circles away.
Cul lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Cul.
McPunchclock is looking to clinch.
Cul lands a two punch combo.
Cul fails to land with a series of punches.
McPunchclock tries to clinch but Cul moves out of range.
McPunchclock fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cul walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McPunchclock checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cul throws a right hand that McPunchclock ducks under and follows up with a left that McPunchclock also avoids with ease.
McPunchclock clinches with his opponent.
McPunchclock lands a nice knee to the body.
McPunchclock pushes Cul back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A shot in the inside from McPunchclock.
McPunchclock putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Cul in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McPunchclock with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
McPunchclock can't get the takedown.
McPunchclock goes for a takedown attempt but Cul pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Cul pushes McPunchclock up against the cage in a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McPunchclock working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McPunchclock putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Cul in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Cul working hard to break the clinch.
Cul has had enough of the clinch but McPunchclock keeps him there for the moment.
McPunchclock keeps control of Cul as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Cul has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
McPunchclock tries to pull guard but Cul holds him up against the cage and eventually McPunchclock drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny McPunchclock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McPunchclock lands a knee to the head.
McPunchclock is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Cul tries to break the clinch but McPunchclock is controlling the position.
Cul wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McPunchclock has him pressed against the cage.
Cul is trying to force a seperation but McPunchclock has the dominant position.
Cul is trying to force a seperation but McPunchclock has the dominant position.
McPunchclock with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
McPunchclock lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cul or not.
Cul can't break the clinch.
McPunchclock lands a nice elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McPunchclock looking to throw knees to the head but Cul is blocking nicely.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McPunchclock.
Cul is looking to break free of the clinch but McPunchclock has double underhooks.
Cul wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cul can't break the clinch.
Cul wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McPunchclock has him pressed against the cage.
Cul working hard to break the clinch.
McPunchclock lands a nice uppercut.
McPunchclock using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cul has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McPunchclock is pushing Cul up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
McPunchclock changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Cul fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Jean Cul is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cul tries to bum rush McPunchclock with a series of wild strikes but McPunchclock uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jean Cul is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cul throws a right and a left that McPunchclock avoids nicely.
Cul keeps the fight on the outside.
McPunchclock wants to clinch
and Cul counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Johnny McPunchclock dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Cul throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cul throws a right hand that McPunchclock ducks under and follows up with a left that McPunchclock also avoids with ease.
McPunchclock lands with a nice body punch.
McPunchclock has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cul fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cul tries to circle away but McPunchclock has him pinned against the cage.
McPunchclock prevents Cul from breaking the clinch.
McPunchclock content to slow the pace in the clinch.
McPunchclock is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
McPunchclock landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A knee to the head by McPunchclock.
Cul is trying to break the clinch but McPunchclock is controlling him.
Cul takes an elbow to the temple.
Cul wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McPunchclock has him pressed against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McPunchclock's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McPunchclock closes the distance and clinches.
McPunchclock breaks from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cul takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McPunchclock.
Cul looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cul throws a head kick that misses.
McPunchclock is looking to clinch.
McPunchclock takes the fight into the clinch.
Cul has had enough of the clinch but McPunchclock keeps him there for the moment.
Cul is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Cul is looking to break free of the clinch but McPunchclock has double underhooks.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Cul wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cul prevents a takedown attempt there.
McPunchclock with a knee to the head.
Cul tries to circle away but McPunchclock has him pinned against the cage.
Cul has had enough of the clinch but McPunchclock keeps him there for the moment.
Cul is looking to break free of the clinch but McPunchclock has double underhooks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cul takes a knee right on the jaw!
Cul can't break the clinch.
Cul on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cul throws a punch but it's blocked by McPunchclock.
Cul breaks from the clinch.
McPunchclock tries to clinch there but Cul circles away.
Cul fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McPunchclock checks it well.
Cul swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cul rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McPunchclock moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cul lands a nice looking kick to the body. McPunchclock takes a step back to recover.
McPunchclock closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Cul looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
McPunchclock lands a shoulder strike.
Cul looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A frustrated look appears on Cul's face as he tries to break the clinch.
McPunchclock is stalling here.
McPunchclock using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cul has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cul wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cul wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McPunchclock with a knee to the head.
Cul tries to break the clinch but McPunchclock is controlling the position.
Cul wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McPunchclock scores a nice knee to the body.
McPunchclock keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cul's efforts to push away.
McPunchclock's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cul swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Good exchange - McPunchclock coming out on top.
McPunchclock takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The fight stays on the outside here - McPunchclock looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McPunchclock has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cul manages to break the clinch.
Cul misses with a straight right.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McPunchclock has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cul manages to break the clinch.
Cul looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cul throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nice straight punches there by McPunchclock. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McPunchclock.
McPunchclock fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A punch combination from Cul misses.
McPunchclock clinches.
Cul is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A knee to the head by McPunchclock.
McPunchclock connects with a knee to the head.
Jean Cul has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cul wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cul tries to circle away but McPunchclock has him pinned against the cage.
McPunchclock breaks from the clinch.
Cul throws a solid leg kick but McPunchclock takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Cul.
Cul misses with a wild combination.
Johnny McPunchclock is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cul throws a low kick, looking for McPunchclock's leg but McPunchclock calmly moves out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
Johnny McPunchclock showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McPunchclock, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny McPunchclock!
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hype
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